Title: One Hundred
Author: Ultra-Geek
Rating: T, overall, will be specific to chapter
Summary: 100 drabbles, 10000 words. Drabble fifty-three – Cake and destiny, what a lovely combination.
WARNINGS: CRACK A DOODLE DANDY!
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
AN – Fifty-three! More crack.


Arthur, as king, understood that there were many things he would never understand about his Court Magician. Things that Merlin understood perfectly well. Things about magic. Things about the future. Things about destiny.

But. There was a line, you know, a line that Arthur was fairly certain was currently being crossed.

"Merlin," said Arthur, "Why is my kitchen staff saying that you've taken an entire cake?"

"I needed it."

"For what, exactly?"

"Destiny," said Merlin gravely, peering out through where he had his door barely cracked open, "Terrible things will happen otherwise."

Then, he slammed the door in Arthur's face.