Chapter Fifty-Three:

•*•*•Your•Creep•*•*•

"Alright, enough with our kisses. We should eat our soup before it gets cold..." Sasori insisted tranquilly, his voice oozing with aloofness, and he smirked.

Slightly blushing, Sakura twitched, and nervously nodded. "I almost forgot..."

Sasori chuckled quietly. "Heh. That's a shame. My cooking is something that no one should ever forget..."

She rolled her eyes. "Whatever. It's just soup."

"You mean my soup..." Sasori corrected smugly with his eyes closed and he chuckled quietly once more. "It will leave you wanting more and more. Kind of like me...hehe."

Sakura's right eye twitched at his comment, attempting to control her anger from within, and her cheeks turned pinker than her hair. "WHA-WHAT?! Y-YOU'RE CRAZY! Y-YOU C-CREEP! DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU! CHA!"

"Oooh, but the temptation of you hitting me is so hard to resist..." Sasori purred seductively, that handsome smirk of his still remaining, and he amorously licked his lips. "It would certainly bring me great pleasure if you did though..."

Mouth going agape, Sakura started to twitch uncontrollably as she was somewhat disturbed, and her cheeks were now beetroot-red.

"W-WHAT'S WRONG WITH Y-YOU?! Y-YOU MASOCHISTIC B-BASTARD! W-WHY AM I GETTING MARRIED TO SUCH A C-CREEP?! WAHHHHHHHHH!" Sakura screamed all flustered, her voice somewhat frantic as she adjusted her hands onto the sides of her head while she also cried fake tears, and the pinkette couldn't stop blushing no matter how hard she tried.

"Maybe it's because you secretly enjoy my ways..." Sasori exotically whispered to his fiancé and he inched his face closer towards hers. "And don't deny it...because I know you do.

...I know that I always turn you on..."

Sakura's eyes grew so wide that she thought that they were going to fall out as she held her breath for a moment and her whole face was now glowing of neon-red.

"CHA! YOU IDIOT! QUIT SAYING STUPID THINGS!" Sakura roared savagely while blushing, Inner Sakura fully taking over, causing her to punch him but not hard enough to actually hurt him, and his body landed onto the bed. "YOU CREEP!"

Sitting up, Sasori laughed, and rubbed the top of his head while smirking. "Ahhh...I see now. When you blush violence becomes your best friend, eh?"

Twitching even more in anger, she swiftly pointed a finger at him, and blushed ferociously. "S-SHUT U-UP!"

A realization then literally hit Sasori and his smirk grew. "So, you really are trying to turn me on, eh? You just hit me after I said earlier that by doing that will bring me great pleasure...and it certainly did just now."

He then slowly but seductively licked his lips and Sakura twitched at the sight.

Her cheeks were now burning of the same color as strawberries and she felt absolutely embarrassed with his witty retort. "S-SHUT U-UP! I-I DID NOT HIT YOU TO BRING YOU PLEASURE! YOU CREEP! I-I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT YOU SAID T-THAT! S-SO...GET REAL!"

He chuckled in disbelief and slowly stood. "Whatever you say, my love... Heh. Now...as I was saying before... We should consume the mouthwatering dish that I prepared for us. Don't you agree, Sakura...?"

Again, Sakura rolled her eyes while crossing her arms, and she sighed. "Yeah, yeah. Let's just eat."

"Heh. Agreed. I believe it has probably cooled down by now..." Sasori stated tranquilly, his voice flawlessly smooth, and he gracefully ran his fingers through his crimson hair.

"Yeah probably..." Sakura mumbled staidly.

The two casually ventured over to the table and sat besides each other.

"How sad. Those other two didn't get to finish their soup..." Sasori remarked with a frown, his voice still insanely alluring, and he sighed.

"At least they ate some of it..." Sakura mentioned quietly and she picked up her spoon. "I wonder where they went though. I mean, I didn't even know Sasuke liked marshmallows. I thought he hated sweets."

"Forget them for a moment. May I have the pleasure to feed you...?" Sasori abruptly requested, his voice so outstandingly sexy that it could make anyone faint, and he flashed her a wink.

Sakura's body jumped as soon as he winked at her and she started to uncontrollably blush. "W-W-Wh-Wha-What?! NO! Never in a million y-years! YOU PERVERT!"

Disappointment set in as he stared at her with a blank expression and his eyes looked so serious. "I still don't get how you consider me a pervert. I'm only merely teasing..."

Sakura twitched in disbelief, her eyes growing outrageously wide, and the pink haired medic couldn't stop blushing. "H-How?! H-How can you NOT see w-why?! I-I don't get you! Y-You get so upset or offended when I call you a pervert but when I call you a creep it's okay! T-They basically mean the same THING!"

He smirked. "Well, you see, I have my reasons, but I prefer that you address me as your creep... Hehe."

Sakura face palmed herself and sighed. "Good grief... You really are a creep..."

"By the way, Sakura... Besides seeing my horrible reflection in the window...what else did you really see...?" Sasori questioned quietly and he narrowed his eyes in total suspicion.

For a moment, Sakura avoided his gaze by looking down into her soup, and she saw her own reflection in the yellow liquid. "I saw...the fortune teller's son. I keep on constantly seeing him out of nowhere all the time. It's really annoying...and really scary too."

Sasori's eyes then looked so deadly and menacing. "What. So he's harassing you? That's my job..."

Disturbed, Sakura's eyes grew wide as she blinked her eyes repeatedly, and she twitched. "W-What? U-Uh... W-Well... Uh-"

"Where is the bitch? I'll kill him..." Sasori proclaimed darkly, his brutish voice causing shivers to run down the pinkette's spine, and her face turned blue.

"W-Whoa! C-Calm d-down! I-It's not that big of a d-deal!" Sakura exclaimed timidly as she was slightly frightened and the pinkette continued to twitch.

His fierce eyes then pierced into hers. "Yes it is. Some prick won't leave my girl alone! I'll make him pay for this..."

Sakura was slightly taken aback, thinking that he was super scary but sexy when angry, and nervousness penetrated her as she didn't really know what to say next. "U-Uh..."

Suddenly, Orange went under the table, and started to rub against Sasori's leg while purring.

Now grinning, Sasori moved back in his seat a bit, and looked down at his beloved cat. "Heh. Someone seems to enjoy touching me..."

Disturbed, Sakura twitched at his weirdo remark, and blushed slightly. "Y-You s-sicko! D-Don't talk that way about O-Orange!"

Looking at her, he smirked, and flashed her a flirtatious wink. "Well... Who wouldn't want to rub against me, eh...?"

"NOT ME!" Sakura frantically blurted out and her body grew stiff as she blushed.

Sasori's smirk grew. "LAIR."

"I-I'M N-NOT!" Sakura protested all flustered as the blood wouldn't stop rushing to her cheeks and she twitched some more.

Chuckling, Sasori bent down slightly, and started to pet the feline. "Heh. You see, Orange will be a great addition to our family once we move in together, and have children..."

Sakura squinted her eyes in annoyance and muttered, "Please don't tell me that our kids are going to be half puppet..."

Sasori then playfully waved at a finger at her while smirking and he winked at her once again. "Tsk, tsk... Sorry Babe, but no promises there... Hehe."

Sakura's eyes grew enormously wide. "W-What?! You creep! I-"

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, and the two instinctively looked up.

"Are Sasuke and Naruto back?" Sakura innocently asked no one in particular and she blinked her eyes.

"Let's find out..." Sasori said smugly with his eyes closed and he chuckled.

The couple got up and advanced towards the door.

With much caution, Sasori opened the door, and...

It wasn't Naruto or Sasuke.

Not even Kakashi.

It was...

Sakura's parents.

Flabbergasted, the two stared at her parents with wide eyes, and Sakura gasped.

"M-Mom?! D-Dad?! What...What are you doing h-here?!" Sakura demanded nervously, feeling incredibly embarrassed, and her cheeks were flushed of the exact color of cherries.

"Hi Sweetie! We just came to check in on you and- GASP! Your boyfriend is with you?! Oh dear! Were we interrupting your alone time? HEEHEE! Sorry Sweetie!" Sakura's mother said in a bubbly tone as she clasped her hands together and started to giggle like an annoying fangirl.

"No. Actually we were just eating-" Sasori tried saying but Sakura's father interrupted him by placing a hand onto the puppeteer's shoulder and said loudly, "Good job my boy! HAHA! You're really getting it in there! HAHA!"

Sakura and Sasori's sweat dropped and they both blushed as well.

Turning to Sasori, Sakura frowned, and mouthed to him, "Should I tell them...?"

Sasori looked at her with a grin and nodded. "You have my permission, my princess..." he mouthed back to her.

The pinkette took in a deep breath and exhaled.

"Y-You guys should come in!" Sakura offered nervously and she forced a smile.

"Oh of course! Thank you!" her mother told them blithely and the four of them entered into the room.

There then was an awkward silence as Sakura stared at her parents with frightened eyes as nervousness set in and her heart started to pulsate dangerously.

"Mom, Dad... There's something I have to tell you.. Well...

Sasori and I...

A-Are...Are... W-Well... U-Um... I-"

Sasori then swiftly snaked his arm around the pinkette with a smirk and haughtily finished for her, "Your daughter and I are getting married."

Sakura's heart jumped once his arm was around her while her cheeks flushed of neon-pink and she had this cute but innocent look on her face.

Silence.

Both of her parents looked completely stunned...

Sakura had no idea how they were going to react.

They were either going to be too overjoyed or too pissed off.

Her mother then started to squeal hysterically like a fangirl and tears of joy formed into her eyes.

She then went down on her knees and started to repeatedly bow down to no one. "YES! OH MY GOD YES! I KNEW IT! MY DAUGHTER DID SOMETHING SMART FOR ONCE AND MARRIED A HUNK! MY DREAM HAS FINALLY COME TRUE! NOW MY GRANDKIDS WILL BE HOT! HAHA!" Sakura's mom exclaimed dramatically, the volume of her voice was so loud that it made the pinkette cringe, and her voice was so annoyingly bubbly.

Sakura squinted her eyes in annoyance as her face turned blue and she groaned.

The blonde woman then tightly hugged her daughter and sniffed. "Oh my little girl is finally growing up! We have so much to talk about and so much to plan! We have to get you a dress, do your hair, pick out sexy underwear for you, figure out the color of the napkins that you want, and-"

"MOM!" Sakura interrupted her very flustered, trying to control her anger from within, and the pinkette blushed a deep scarlet red in total embarrassment.

Her father chuckled. "Congratulations you two! So when is the wedding?"

"We still haven't decided yet," Sasori placidly answered and grinned.

The pinkette's mother then let go of Sakura and clasped her hands together. "Oh splendid! We'll help you decide!"

A groan of annoyance had escaped from Sakura's lips and she rolled her eyes.

"That sounds great," Sasori commented grinning and his voice sounded immensely polite. "Would you two be interested in eating some soup I just made? I would be more than happy to fetch you some-"

Naruto then bursted through the door.

"SAKURA-CHAN! SASUKE WON'T STOP TOUCHING ME!

HE EVEN GRABBED MY ASS!"

Author Note: OH MY GOSH! This is one of my favorite chapters EVER! I hoped you guys liked it xD I did lol Thank you guys so much for all the support! It makes me smile so much and please tell me what you think!(: Well, I shall update when I can, and PLEASE REVIEW! THANK YOU!:D