A/N For the month of May, I have several contributions that fit under the PhannieMay categories. Don't know what I'm talking about? Check out Becca's tumblr (thickerthanectoplasm) for the calendar.
Alien Theories (prompt: Space)
"Sir.. yes sir… yes, possessed by ghosts...no, I agree sir that today is May 1st and not April 1st, but I assure this is not a joke… I swear sir, the rocket took off by itself and a ghost navigated it down, I - no sir… yes sir, I understand that the damage is hefty… yes, and I agree the idea of ghosts as NASA is not great, but sir… yes sir… yes, aliens are more our field than ghosts… are you sure sir?… okay, sir we will tell the press that aliens were responsible for the rocket fiasco, not ghosts."
- From Reality Trip
