50: Yeah 50! Neji got thrown kunai at him

7 months later. Tenten woke Neji up. "Come on we have a party to go to!" She told him, quietly getting up. She went into Owen's room to get his outfit and everything he would need ready. Owen successfully put his clothes on and she went back into the bedroom. Neji was there in his training outfit. A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped. "We don't have time to train, put something nice on!" He changes into an outfit. "No, not that one."

"Tenten…" A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped. He goes and changes into another one. "How about this?"

"How about this?" It was a white pair of shorts and a white top that she suggested.

"Tenten…" A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped. "Alright then…" he said quietly changing into that. She seemed to be happy although Neji was very unhappy wearing all white. He was like a snowman with a Neji head. "Breakfast now," he told her.

"I'm not going to eat." She said crossing her arms and staring at him.

"Tenten… you should really eat." A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped.

"I don't feel like it."

"It's not healthy to not eat, you're pregnant." A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped.

"I know I'm pregnant. It's all your fault!" She stomps off and he sighs. [thoughts] Why does she have to be crazy when she's pregnant? Why can't she just be normal… why me? A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped.

He sighs, makes sure that Owen is situated, and heads out to the training field after grabbing something to eat and checking the time. A while later Tenten runs up, out of breath. "What are you doing? We're going to be late. You shouldn't be training Neji!" A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped. "Where are the rest of my kunai?" Besides in the hall and in this tree and in the ceiling… I hid them. Touch morning for Neji. Tenten has yelled and thrown 10 Kunai at him so far this morning. It'll be okay Neji. Just one more month.

"You shouldn't be around them, you'll hurt yourself." A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped.

"How dare you think I'll hurt myself with my own weapon!" She yelled at him.

They run out of the house, grabbing Owen. "Did you get Owen's bag?" Neji sighed.

"No I thought you had it."

"Go get it." She yelled. A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped.

They get there and Sakura opens the door. "Neji! Tenten! Come on in. I thought you'd be early like normal! You're actually late, that's surprising." Sakura said laughing and smiling. She is shocked as Tenten throws a kunai at Neji. He isn't even surprised anymore.

"Hey Neji… where are the presents…" Neji sighs and knows what will happen. "How could your forget them?" A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped. Neji leaves to go get them and returns.

"You all look so nice." Tenten said. Meanwhile Naruto is laughing like an idiot at how bipolar she is.

"You're going to get it Naruto. I warned you." Neji told him. A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped.

As people come in. "Neji will get that!" She tells everyone. He sighs and does it but… A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped.

Everyone sits down and he sits beside her. He wasn't sure how she'd react one way or the other. "How are you doing Tenten?" He asks her. A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped.

"How do you think I'm doing Neji! I'm pregnant. I'm miserable!" A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped. She starts crying and runs out of the room into the guest bedroom they often use. Neji excuses himself but A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped. "I'll just stay here then…" Neji sits down again everyone looks at him.

"I didn't make her cry." A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped.

"Is she okay Neji?" Hinata asked. "She seems out of sorts."

"I don't know anymore. She won't talk to me and she just keeps…" A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped.

"I'm so lucky that Hinata doesn't fall apart when she's pregnant. Hinata is always happy and cheerful." Naruto says carefully hugging her, appreciating it.

"I don't know what happened with her. I hope she's alright, I wouldn't know if anything went wrong because she won't talk to me. With Owen she was happy and cheerful, sometimes sad without her weapons and getting to train but that's normal. This is a little challenging…" A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped. 20 times!

"You should probably talk to her." Sakura suggested.

"Or not… she's troublesome." Ino punched Shikamaru hard in the jaw.

"He's used to it, I'm like this all the time. Tenten isn't which means something must be wrong." Ino told him. Neji nodded and proceeded to go upstairs and went into the room.

She was just lying in the bed. "Go away!"

"Tenten… I'm not leaving." A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped. He sets in down on the dresser. "I'm worried about you. Are you alright? Is something wrong? Do you need to go to the hospital? Should one of the girls check to make sure you're fine?" A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped. He throws it at the ground. "Tenten, listen to me. I'm worried. Why are you acting like this!" He yells, a kunai flies toward him, to be stopped. "I give up." He walks out. A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped. "You're crazy Tenten!" A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped.

"Neji, that went a little far…" Shikamaru said. "Sure she's not the Tenten that you're used to but she's pregnant. You have to take responsibility for your actions." Neji wanted to punch Shikamaru. He was ready to when a kunai flew toward him and pinned his shirt to the chair.

Neji sighs, pulling the kunai out. A kunai flies toward him; it hits his blind spot and ricochet off the plate that she made to protect his blind spot. Heturns around to see her, arms crossed at the balcony. "I expected better of you." She told him. "Don't forget who I am, pregnant or not. I am your wife and I expect better of you. I am not only your wife but I am the mother of your kid, responsible for your clan, and carrying your unborn child. Not only that but I am the best kunoichi and I know that without years and years of training with me you wouldn't be half the ninja you are today. Don't you dare mess with me because I know your every weakness and don't think that if I wanted to I couldn't take you down." Everyone in the room was in shock, must of them were about to break in laughter. It was a funny sight to behold. Neji Hyuuga, a prodigy to the clan and one of the most dangerous people in arguably the world could be taken down by his pregnant wife and they all knew that there wasn't a lie in it. Tenten, the weapon mistress, she was that good.

"I'm sorry Tenten, I really am." He took a deep breath knowing that he was better than that. She walks down the stairs and hugged him. It was a cute sight.

"Don't you ever forget who I am Neji." Tenten told him as they hugged.

"I know who you are, I think I just forgot who what I was doing." He answered. "I love you Ten, I'm sorry."

"I know now I'd like ice cream." He nodded and went on his way. He came back from the fridge to report there was no ice cream. A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped.

"I'll go get some." She smiled. He came back after a while with the wrong kind. A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped. "I'll go get… chocolate." He guessed, she smiled and came back.

The party progresses and soon a kunai is thrown at Neji again. "What now?" He asks.

"Where is Lee? I told you to invite him." Neji doesn't remember this but he runs out of the house to go get Lee. Lee's wife Layla is also pregnant during this time. Actually everyone, all the girls are pregnant and all do in May. It is very odd but interesting circumstances. They'll end up like they were 9 ninja that are destined to be great, all together as teammates.

Lee showed up with his family. "Tenten, look who's here it's Lee and…" Neji sighed, he couldn't remember all of Lee's kids' names. It wasn't his fault there were 3. A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped. "Tenten, be careful you could have hurt them." He rebuked.

"I would not have, didn't we just go over this?" Everyone wanted to hide from Tenten but didn't because that would obviously anger her more.

"I know, you're Tenten, weapons mistress." She nodded and held a kunai up.

"So Lee how are you?"

"I am great my young flower of spring. I am so happy to see you will soon have another young flower of your own."

"Thanks Lee that is so nice of you to say!" Tenten said happily. Everyone is in shock.

Everything settles down and they start to play games. Neji refuses to play guess the mother's size game knowing it will end up getting a kunai thrown at him which ends with a kunai getting thrown at him. It seemed to be a very lose-lose game for Neji today. As they play baby bingo Lee jumps up not even having bingo knocking everything about. "Lee!" Neji yells.

"I'm sorry I was so excited. I am so close."

"You do that every time you get one… you have 10 that make no pattern." Neji yells. Tenten throws a kunai at him whom he ducks and it flies into the wall. He thinks about how normally she would yell at him too… he misses that Tenten.

"Alright everyone let's have dinner." Ino said since they were not going to be able to play another game of bingo before Lee jumped up. Lunch went relatively peaceful. "How about a rousing game of pin the diaper on the baby!"

"I love this game!" Naruto yelled. As they were ninja the game seemed easy, it was target practice but seeing as there were pregnant people and the adaptation that Ino played was dangerous with a diaper pinned to a kunai they played for distance and accuracy. The kids had their own mini version… "Where are the kids' kunai?" Everyone looked at Tenten.

"You're going to let them play with kunai?" Neji asked.

"Of course, it's fine." Owen and Hiroka were about 4 and in training but I wouldn't trust their accuracy. Tenten was a little crazy.

"I don't think so Tenten, Shika and Yoshi are a little young." She threw a kunai at him and sighed. He ignores her and they play the child version.

The adults play. Tenten obviously wins followed by Shikamaru surprisingly, then Sasuke, Neji, Hinata, Sakura, Ino, Lee and Layla. "Well Tenten wins,"

"I knew you had great aim, Tenten!" Lee said. Everyone looked at him like 'off course she does'. Neji follows her into the kitchen where she goes to eat something. She picks up cheese. "You can't have that kind of cheese." She sets it back down and force once he thought that she would be calm but no, she threw the kunai at him. She crosses her arms and he apologizes. She keeps going on about how she wants that cheese and he tunes her out, and walks out only to have a kunai thrown after him.

At the end of the party they open gifts. "So Neji what did you get me?" Tenten asks him. He looks at everyone else who shrug not thinking he had to get her something. She throws a kunai at him. He can't even argue that he didn't deserve that, he didn't know!

They all head their separate ways. "I think I'm going to stay here tonight." Tenten tells him. Owen is already asleep being carried by Neji as well as all the stuff they got for the baby.

"Tenten, I don't want you to stay here with them…" she didn't let him finish, a kunai flying past his ear. "Tenten! I'd much rather have you at home where I know you're okay." She throws a kunai.

"I can take care of myself Neji." She walks back in the house. "You're so over protective!" She says and throws a kunai.

He takes Owen home and put him to bed. He returns and walks over to him. "I'm taking you home Tenten." She throws a Kunai at him.

He ignores her and picks her up, walking through the front door and returning to their house when he gets a kunai thrown at them. "Why did you have to do that? I can walk…" he ignores her and sighs. She throws a kunai. "Why'd you do that?"

"Tenten, are you okay? I mean are you feeling well. How is she?" Neji asked her, trying to calm down Tenten.

"It's a girl?" She asked.

"Yep, that's how the test came back." She threw a kunai.

"Why didn't you tell me earlier then I could have told them!"

"I didn't see them until now. Are you alright though Tenten?"

"How about Lezu Mida?"

"No, Tenten focus. I need to know if you're okay!" A kunai flies toward him, to be stopped.

"No everything hurts, I'm exhausted and I just want to sleep all the time. I don't want to be pregnant. I want to have the kid and have everything be back to normal."

"You should be feeling better, the book said." She threw a kunai at him.

"The stupid book is a lie Neji, it's supposed to make me feel better. It doesn't help. I don't well at all. Will you leave me alone?" He curled in next to her and she hit him with the back of the kunai. He was exhausted so it wasn't soon before he was asleep. She kept hitting him with the kunai but he wouldn't wake up… he was that exhausted.

The Reasons Why… Neji was thrown kunai at/near for…

Training outfit doesn't like the outfit she picks out he gets annoyed when he keeps having her change the way he says her name. he makes her eat thinks tells her she's pregnant wants to train in the morning his fault hides her weapons insinuates she'll hurt herself with her own weapon forgot Owen's bag makes them late forgets the presents warns Naruto about her behavior. Sighs. Makes her cry insensitive to her pregnancy asks her how she is doing calls her challenging mentions the kunai- her temper tries to comfort her wants to have someone check on her tells her she's crazy won't leave leaves/ gives up yells at her wants to punch shikamaru she expects better he can't find ice cream. he gets the wrong ice cream. forgets to invite Lee rebukes cant remember all the kids' names yells at lee won't let the kids play with kunai. won't play crazy baby shower games. ignores her. tells her she can't eat… didn't get her a gift. is protective he can check on her wants to go home doesn't want her to stay here carries her back test results compares her to the book rules doesn't like the names she thinks of he curls up to her he falls asleep

I did 50 reasons because it's the 50th chapter. Cute? I think so. J