Hello, this is Pastrinator64 with the 2nd to last chapter for THE GLITCH. Last time on THE GLITCH we watched as Farixz the First explained several eye-popping, mind-blowing secrets to Norman and Lizzy to better explain everything that had happened. About three people appeared to all have been living double lives and that somehow they had gotten themselves caught in a never-ending time-space continuum where there was both a Glitch from the past and the present! After a long explanation, Farixz announced that a celebration would be held at 8:00 that night; which is basically right at that moment. Now we watch as Norman does something during the party that NO ONE would ever expect him to do, something completely out of his nature that he planned to bring everyone down on their knees because of the awesomeness of it.
Now, let the story commence!
Chapter 53: The Party of a Lifetime
Lizzy jumped up out of her seat and ran out the door.
"PARTY?! WHERE?!"
Norman jumped up and ran after her.
"LIZZY! HOLD UP A MOMENT!"
He kept running, and when he entered the gigantic sanctuary again his mouth dropped to the floor.
The first thing he noticed was the music, which happened to be "Screw the Nether". Decorations and lights were hung everywhere, colors were flashing everywhere. Everything was darkened except for the shining lights, which swirled around and flashed. All of his army that had survived was dancing all around, partying about the Glitch being gone. Then, just as the song ended and changed into "Skelly Heart" Norman felt a grab on his wrist and he snapped back into focus, seeing that Lizzy was pulling on his arm. He was dragged into the crowd by her.
"Lizzy, wait! I don't dance!" he protested.
She ignored him and pulled him along until they reached near the center of the room where the DJ's stand was. Dancing all around it were Norman's best friends. Norman snickered a little when he saw Danny try to impress Calista with his dance moves, then get a cactus up his butt when she didn't approve. Danny picked cactus needles out of his rear and turned around to see Norman, then grimaced.
"Oh, it's you." he muttered.
He gestured around and said,
"I heard that you get stiff around fun, Noobman."
Norman started to become angry, but he couldn't really deny the fact. He hated dancing, especially in front of other people, ESPECIALLY in front of his best friends. Lizzy started dancing to the beat of "Skelly Heart" to leave Norman standing awkwardly amongst his dancing friends. Finally Lizzy pushed him and said,
"C'mon, just dance for once? Please?"
Norman shook his head rapidly.
"C'mon, little dude! Do it for the DJ!"
Norman looked up into the DJ stands and saw Joe standing behind them with a stereo and speaker mod, blasting "Skelly Heart".
"You're a DJ?" said Norman, trying to get his voice over the music.
Joe grinned and said,
"Oh yeah! Got any song requests?"
Norman shook his head and said,
"No, that's alright."
Lizzy jumped forward and screamed,
"His favorite song is "Party Block Anthem"!"
Norman slapped his hand over her mouth, but Joe had already heard, so he said,
"Alrighty then! "Party Block Anthem" it is!"
The song "Skelly Heart" ended about ten seconds later, and then on came "Party Block Anthem".
"Party block is in the house tonight
Everybody head to the mine
We gonna mine those ores all the night
Everybody head to the mine
Party block is in the house tonight
Everybody head to the mine
We gonna mine those ores all the night
Everybody head to the mine"
Norman was resisting the urge to sing along. He felt embarrassed, his pride too much for him to overcome.
"We just saw a Creepah!"
"Slay that!"
"In the mine party block look up at that ore
Man it cool we lift our picks to mine it all
Our picks move away when it pops in view
Got the block it's ours for keeps
Go deeper, deeper, down through this cave
Till we find the ore to die for
Mine it hope that lava's gone"
"C'mon, Norman!" shouted Bailey, who bumped into him to get him moving.
Lizzy did the same thing and Norman walked away to avoid them. It took all his self control to stay completely neutral. People kept bumping into him, he felt claustrophobic. He needed to get out of there before he embarrassed himself in front of the whole crowd. Suddenly, Norman stepped on a sudden pressure plate behind him and he felt his stomach drop into his shoes as a small cloud block began to rise up into the air.
"Party block is in the house tonight
Everybody head to the mine
We gonna mine those ores all the night
Everybody head to the mine
Party block is in the house tonight
Everybody head to the mine
We gonna mine those ores all the night
Everybody head to the mine"
Norman stopped in midair on the cloud and gulped when he saw that he could see around the entire room over everyone's heads. Before he could figure out how to get down, a blinding flash of light appeared before him, and a spotlight was shining in front of him, coming from the DJ stands. Everyone gasped and looked up at Norman. He wasn't sure what to do with everyone staring at him until he heard these lyrics...
"Creeper's wanna grief ya!"
Norman's favorite part of the entire song was coming up, and he sighed and knew that there was only one thing left to do. Norman whipped out a pair of dark shades and ripped off his clothes, revealing a gangster outfit with lots of bling. He pulled out a microphone and shouted,
"Now dead Creepers are muffling!"
Everyone in the vast room cheered and roared as Norman started doing some break-dancing. He had secretly been preparing for this moment, and had practiced long before their battle just in case they won and had a party, because he knew that Lizzy would request his song for him, and so he was ready to take the opportunity and show everyone that he was NOT a stiff guy! Norman stopped and guided his finger along the entire crowd.
"Muffling, muffling!"
The cheers raised the roof, and Norman almost had trouble focusing as he continued with his rapping.
"Kill those green creeps fast, while I last, save these ores, these ores galore
Protect the diamonds, emeralds, iron and gold, as I was told"
One more freaking green
Ugly blowin' up machine
I fill my cup
With Creeper dust
I love to see
My enemies
Crumble before
Me and my ores!
Run home after the fight with all your might, yeah
Run home after the fight with all your might, yeah
Run home after the fight with all your might, yeah
Save these precious ores and dust
Save these precious ores and dust
Ores, dust
Ores, dust
Ores, dust
Ores, dust
Ores, dust
Ores, dust
Ores, dust
Ores, dust
Ores, dust
Save these precious ores and dust
Precious ores and dust
Bring your pick up!
Bring your pick up!
Bring your pick up!
Bring your pick up!
Party block is in the house tonight
Everybody head to the mine
We gonna mine those ores all the night
Everybody head to the-the-the mine"
Bring your pick up! Yeeeaaahhh!
Bring your pick up! Yeeeaaahhh!
Bring your pick up! Yeeeaaahhh!"
Slay that!
Now dead Creepers are muffling!"
Bring your... Bring your...
Bring your... Bring your...
Bring your... Bring your...
Bring your... Bring your...
Bring your pick up!
Bring your pick up!
Bring your pick up!"
The song ended moments later, and Norman stayed with his head down as the crowd around him cheered. He felt too happy to be standing still, so he raised his head up and shook his fists in the air.
"WOOHOO! YEAH!" he cheered, pumping himself up.
The song changed to "I can Swing my Sword"—by Tobuscus (real name: Toby Turner)—and the cloud lowered again to the ground. Norman hopped back onto solid ground and was instantly swarmed by his friends. The spotlight was still following him. Lizzy got to him first.
"Oh my Poptart! Dude, when did you plan THAT?!" she screamed excitedly, a grin spreading across her face.
"Earlier. While everyone was cleaning up I snuck into that abandoned room we were in before and practiced for my big performance. I wanted to prove to everyone that I wasn't stiff, especially to you." he said, and his face suddenly got red.
"I knew you'd loosen up!" Lizzy declared excitedly.
Without warning, Lizzy leapt forward and kissed Norman, wrapping her arms around his shoulders. They stood there for a moment, but then Norman opened his eyes and looked past Lizzy to see a gigantic projection of them kissing floating high in the air for everyone to see. He pulled and said,
"Dang it, everyone just saw us kiss."
"Ah, who cares?!" replied Lizzy, showing off her perfect white teeth when she smiled.
The next song came on. It was "Revenge", another one of Norman's favorites. At this time, Joe hopped down from his DJ stand and started dancing.
"Dude! This is my favorite!" he shouted, flailing his arms offbeat in a motion that looked like attempted—and failed—dancing. The dance party lasted for a long time, all through the night, in fact.
Norman heard several of his other favorites, like "It's Herobrine", "Don't Mine At Night", and "In Search of Diamonds". He had the best time of his life, dancing with his best friends. But then, at 12:00 midnight the last song of the night began to play: "Fallen Kingdom". Norman loved this one almost as much as "Party Block Anthem" because of how dramatic it was. But it made him sad, because as the party came to an end, so did the king's life. Norman found the pressure plate again and stepped on it, and he rose up into the air with a spotlight on him. He held the microphone to his mouth and spoke to the vast crowd that was his army.
"Alright, everyone! Thank you all for coming! I hope you had an awesome time, but now that the war is done... Well, I guess it's time to go home..."
Everyone groaned. No one really wanted to go home, and if they could have it their way they would've partied for hours and hours longer until people started fainting form exhaustion. But, nevertheless, everyone began to stream out of the gigantic gates, all conversing excitedly. Norman floated back down to the ground on his cloud and gave the microphone back to Joe. He and his other seven best friends began to walk out towards the exit, but then Joe stopped them and said,
"Dudes! And dudettes! We can't just walk out without our memories!" he whipped out Snap—if you remember, the diamond-encased camera that was his weapon. "Let's get a group picture!"
Everyone gathered around, and Norman was pushed to the front with Lizzy. Then Jeff pressed a button and quickly ran over to the side and put his arm around Quinn, saying,
"Alright, everyone! Three, two, one, CHEESE!"
The lens snapped shut and the flash went off, and Joe rushed around and picked out eight copies, then handed them out. Norman looked at his and smiled at himself, and knew that from then on he would always remember this moment.
But he knew that it was time for everyone to go home. Norman expected everyone to leave through the gates, but they followed him and Lizzy as they found Notch, Herobrine and Queen Enderdragon in the center of the gigantic room near the DJ stand. Norman looked up into Notch's eyes and said,
"Well, I guess this is it. Lizzy and I need to get back home now that the Glitch is gone. You'll take care of both the past and present Glitches, right?"
Notch nodded and said,
"We will be hurling them down into The Void, and it will take billions upon billions of millennium for the viruses to escape, and by then they will be too small to function. The important thing is getting you and your friend home. I have transported all of the living humans that survived this war and sent them back to Earth, restored to their original human forms, and their memories are erased. Norman and Lizzy, when you get home, you will resume your life in the exact moment that you were sucked into the Minecraft Dimension, and you will make sure that your parents know nothing about our dimension or any of your journey. Do you understand?"
Norman and Lizzy nodded. Then Notch added,
"And you must leave all of your Minecraft Dimension items here, you won't go through with those things on you."
Both Norman and Lizzy dropped their Blockpacks and weapons and food to the ground. They both turned around to face the rest of their best friends. They all looked sad, and they waved.
"By Norman! By Lizzy! I hope you have a safe trip home!"
"We'll miss you!"
"I'll send you a postcard!"
Norman gave a sad smile and said,
"I'm gonna miss you guys, too..."
He and Lizzy linked hands and prepared to be teleported by Notch, Herobrine and Queen Enderdragon. With his free hand Norman waved to his friends and kept his tears back as he choked,
"Bye..."
The next moment, the world around them disappeared and they were transported away, falling into the vast darkness they had experienced that time long ago...
I'm tearing up myself! ;.; I don't want them to go! Well, Norman and Lizzy's friends will always be in their hearts... Anyway, now that Norman and Lizzy are being transported back home, what will they do when they get there? Stay tuned, and find out tomorrow in the very last chapter of THE GLITCH!
*Super Pasty flies back down to the ground next to the bakery*
*Nyan Cat and the Poptartmobile land next to him, and everyone files out of the Poptartmobile*
*Super Pasty transforms back into Pastrinator64, and he looks around at his friends*
"Well, thanks a lot for coming after me, I needed a distraction so I could transform into Super Pasty."
*LuvrO'Pokemon comes forward and they shake hands*
"Isn't that what friends are for?" she says.
