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Oooooooh! This is a website I'm working on! Even better, I'm selling adzes on it! Everytime somebody clicks an ad, I get monies! Click some adzes people PLEAZE!!

I started this after I got me a darkrai! And I got Deoxys yesterday! Plus, my stepmother gave me /four/ movie tickets. FOUR!! I'm going to see Hellboy and watch monsters beat each other up and a big red guy blow things to pieces with five fingers he calls Mary!

Homigawd, I just realized. I twirl my hair just like Near-kun!!

Actually, I was born the same year Light was, and my little brother was born the same year Near was!! No wonder we fight so much! Me+LightYear of Fire Tiger, Otooto+NearYear of Metal Goat. Neat huh?

Alright, I have some links for you…….

manga(dot)bleachexile(dot)com/bleach-chapter-326-page-23(dot)html

Urahara and Tessai while he was still a shinigami. The chapter also establishes once and for all how the vaizard came to be. So I'll have that stand as the background story in Heartsbond.

Though it makes Tousen's end all that sadder. Sniffle

And…… I have the song from Die Hard. The one by Guyz Nite? (cackles) "No one dies harder than john mcclaine!

I'm sorry its taken so long to get back to you guys. I've found a wicked mmorpg, one that broke my computer for a week before it would work again. If you must know, the culprit is www.entropiauniverse(dot)com.

Then I upgraded my antispyware software, found three Trojans, 66 cookies, several dozen spy and adware, and a dialer. If you guys know what a 'dialer' program is, think you could review the answer for me?

And to apologize for making you wait, I have Yuzu meeting a new friend, and Ichigo and Renji doing the bunny thing. Leeeeeeeeeeemoooony fresh to death! Trust me! You'll be doubled over the keyboard laughing.

mmmmm…… I just had an idea for a pokemon lemon gag. Ash and Gary are trying to get their thing going. Pikachu is curled up in the next room. Their 'nookie noises' wake the electric mouse up. Irritated, the pokemon powers up a thunderbolt. "Piiiiiiiiiikaaaaaaaaa chuuuuu!" The mood comes to a shocking end and Ash and Gary learn a lesson about not disturbing the pokemons' beauty sleep.


www(dot)freewebs(dot)com/pokemonhobbyist/index(dot)htm

My name is Gwen, Pokemon hobbyist. I've been playing pokemon since the first generation of red and blue. Not a particularly big fan of the series, I earned Badges in the pokemon trading card league at the local mall, and routinely beaten other players both face to face and in the Elite Four and other difficult areas of the games.

I've seen pokemon and strategies change and grow. I've seen some pokemon improved over the games and some just scrapped to the side. I'm not perfect, no one is, but I'm pretty damn good. I've seen it all, even if I haven't beaten or done it all…….

And that includes new players and younger players alike being soundly beaten by older children who display poor sportsmanship in the worst way, parents who don't understand a word of what their kids are saying, camp councilors who take away games only to mix them up and kids who lose their items because they weren't properly labeled. I've seen good strategies and bad strategies and solid strategies and dynamic strategies and strategies you don't see coming.

I wanted for so long to organize this knowledge into a website that covers what strategy databases don't. Sportsmanship, etiquette, how to for parents, how to improve your game for children, how to get started for new players, neat things to unlock, how to keep track of your pokemon belongings so that you don't lose them, ways that camp councilors can organize the stampede, how teachers can turn craze into clever.

And how to make sense of a phenomenon that is /never/ going to die.

Viva la pokemon!


OK, meanwhile, back at the shoten!

HANAKOTOBA CHAPTER FLOWER!!

Cactus

カクタス

Kakutasu

Lust/Sex


Yuzu peeked around the edge of the archway leading to the tiny flat where the trio of Shinigami had taken up residence. She was wearing the training uniform she used when practicing with Urahara. Ririn was perched on her head, having been assigned to Yuzu to act as her modsoul. "Heeeelooooo!" Yuzu called shyly.

A big burly fellow with spiked hair and sunglasses barred her way.

"Uh oh." Yuzu cowered nervously. Gripping the plate of cookies and package of flower seeds tightly.

The shinigami peered menacingly down at him.

"Oh…… hi, I guess you don't talk then. I'm Kurosaki Yuzu, Urahara sensei suggested that I come by to welcome you to Karakura."

Menace turned to curious scrutiny.

"If you want me to come back later I can." Yuzu gulped.

"Enryuu, what's going on out……" A male shinigami who looked closer to Ichigo in age rounded the corner, dressed in a kimono and hakama. "….. and you are?"

"Sir, I'm Kurosaki Yuzu, Urahara-sensei suggested I come welcome you to the neighborhood! My father runs the medical clinic next door."

"I'm Ririn!! Urahara-sama told me to keep an eye on Yuzu!" Ririn squeaked.

"Aaaaah, well it might not be a good idea to……"

"Kenyuu! We are waiting for you to help unpack the toys……" A little blonde who appeared to be Yuzu's age rounded the corner as well. "…… Oh, hello, we are Lurichiyo. We didn't think neighbors would be coming to visit us so soon."

"That's okay, Urahara-sensei suggested that I come visit. My father Kurosaki Isshin wanted to come along, but he's busy elsewhere."

"Kuro…… saki?" The man seemed to think for a moment. "Oh, I've heard of your father. He was a captain, he retired. I'm glad he's in good health. Come in, please. Urahara is your sensei?"

"Who is this lady?" Lurichiyo asked the smaller man. "We have not heard of a captain named Kurosaki."

"He retired, and left to live in the living world. He started a Medical clinic next door to our house. It was part of the reason why we chose this house rather than others. There are other shinigami nearby. Tell me Yuzu, are you in training under Urahara?"

"Yes sir……"

"Lurichiyo, this is Yuzu, Yuzu, Lurichiyo. I suspect Urahara asked you to come by to play so Lurichiyo sama wouldn't get lonely."

"Really Kenyuu-chan?" The seemingly snobbish girl brightened. "We are happy to meet you Yuzu-chan."

"Its nice to meet you too! I brought cookies I made."

"Cookies?" Lurichiyo asked. "These?"

"Yes, they're a welcome gift. They're really sweet! Try some. I made oatmeal, chocolate chip, mollassas, and sugar! And I brought flower seeds too!"

"Seeds?"

Yuzu blinked. "You put seeds in the ground, and take care of them, and they grow into plants. Every kind, vegetables, herbs, flowers, even trees! I brought some flower seeds. They take a few weeks to get big, but when they bloom they'll be really pretty."

"Sugooooi! Kenryuu-chan! How come you never told me where flowers come from?" Lurichiyo demanded. "They sound like fun!"

"Anoo…… ah, you never asked."

"You don't even know how to grow flowers?" Yuzu pouted. "They must have had you on a really tight leash in the Soul Society!"

"Aaaaah, well…… even for a shinigami we're really little. W'ere in line to be leader of our clan."

"But that means you should be learning not staying inside! Come on, I'll show you everything!" Yuzu grinned, skipping happily after Lurichiyo. "And later on I'll introduce you to Jinta and Ururu. I don't like Jinta that much, he's noisy and messy. But Ururu is really nice!"

"You must be really young by human years. I am wondering how far you have reached in your training?"

"aaaaah, well, I can shunpo, and I'm learning how to fight, and Yoruichi gave me kidou to memorize before we learn them for real."

"Really!!" Lurichiyo dropped the royal formal case in her excitement. "You can show me right? There's so much I want to learn here!"

"Alright, aaaaaah, let me think a moment." Yuzu squeezed her eyes shut to think.

Kenryuu looked nervous, he and Enryuu eyeing each other. "I, suppose its alright if she tries. She /is/ in line to be head of a shinigami clan. And if she's in trouble she should be able to escape." Kenryuu whispered.

Yuzu straightened up. "Okay, think light, and fast. Push all your energy into your legs and……" Yuzu zipped across the room and stopped, beckoning to Lurichiyo.

The young shinigami blinked, squeezed her eyes shut and……. Step, trip! Yuzu darted in to catch her. "It didn't work! My feet don't like me."

"Its okay, I messed up my first time too. If you keep trying you'll get it eventually. Anoooo…… that's what the lion told me anyway."

"Lion?" Lurichiyo shivered.

"ahah, I think its my zanpakuto, but I haven't seen her for sure yet. But I'm pretty sure she's a lion! She talks sometimes, and I know when she's happy. But I'm still very new to this." Yuzu said with a blush.

"Ooh, I see. Well…… my room is this way! Follow me! Kenryuu can you make us some tea? I want to try these cookies!"

"H…… hai Lurichiyo-sama!" The teen looking shinigami sputtered. "Enryuu, come help me."

The silent shinigami eyed the direction Yuzu and Lurichiyo had gone worriedly.

"She has to grow sometime. When she's old enough to take her place, she'll enter the Academy. And if what we fear does come to pass, then she will need to learn how to escape. It would be improper for her to carry a blade this young, even a small one, shunpo and perhaps a small, basic kidou may help her escape. Learning with Yuzu may be a good idea." Kenryuu said quietly. "Besides, Lurichiyo needs a playmate here. She had a lot of friends back home, but she doesn't know anybody here."

Lurichiyo kept trying to shunpo all the way up the stairs and down the hall to her room. No luck. "This doesn't seem as easy at all! Is learning Kidou easier?"

"Naw, Urahara-sensei won't let me do anything yet." Yuzu frowned. "And Yoruichi only comes by a little bit to help me. She's temporary captain for 3rd and 9th."

"Shihouin Yoruichi? Of the Shihouin Clan?"

"Yes, why?"

"Yoruichi-sama is teaching you! Even a little that's wonderful!" Lurichiyo blushed. "She's from one of the four great shinigami clans! She's the leader for the Shihouin, but the Shihouin clan kinda disappeared when she did I heard! You're so lucky! When does she come next?"

"Ten days from now!" Yuzu flicked open the notebook Yoruichi gave her and nibbled on a cookie. "See? I have to memorize these."

Lurichiyo took the offered notebook. "WOW! Its pretty! Its like poetry!"

Yuzu nodded, and pointed to one of them. "I need to learn this one eventually, Yoruichi-sensei said I could use it to call for help if I need it! But its so hard! You even need to draw henna on your arms!"

"Sugooooi! It sounds pretty!" (1)

"I know! I managed to pin Jinta with this one! It's the first restraint. It was funny! His rear end was sticking up in the air!"

The girls giggled. "Suuuugoi! Lookit this one!" Lurichiyo pointed to Hado 31, Shakkaho red flame cannon."

"That's the one I'm supposed to learn." Yuzu pouted. "I've mostly got the incantation down, but she hasn't taught me how to gather spirit energy to make it!"

"I wanna copy these down! May I borrow them??" Lurichiyo said eagerly. "If I'm to be clanleader, then I need to learn some of these eventually."

"Go ahead!" Yuzu giggled.

Isshin made it as soon as the clinic closed down. "Knock knock. I was wonderi……"

Enryuu on principle blocked Isshin's way into the courtyard. "Jeesh, you know, you could be more polite to a retired captain."

Enryuu eyed him, then stepped aside and let Isshin in. "You must be Kurosaki-taichou."

"Isshin please shinigami. And yes." He sighed. "I came looking for Yuzu."

"She and Lurichiyo-sama went upstairs awhile ago. It was rather loud for awhile. I wonder what they're doing up there."

Yuzu had curled up for a nap on a mat to the side, a small blanket pulled over her shoulders. Lurichiyo's head was bent low over Yuzu's extra notebook, determinedly copying down as much as she could. "almost…… we almost have it!"

"Lurichiyo-sama! What are you……"

She held up the notebook proudly. "Yuzu-chan let me have it! She said I could copy her Kidou notes! And when I got done with them I tried to make some of my own!" She turned the notebook, with tiny little drawings about what the kidou she made up would look like. "Seeeeee! This one's shooting stars, I don't have a name for it yet but it pins an enemy to the ground! And that one blasts water at someone…… and that one……" Most of what Lurichiyo had made up were unrealistic. Kidou didn't use water, for example.

"Ho brother." Isshin chuckled. "There's no sating the knowledge beast now. Kenryuu you and Lurichiyo-sama should come down to the shoten tonight. We're making dinner, and then Kisuke-kun wanted to have a word with you about some of your arrangements here."

"Alright……" The younger shinigami shook his head. "Come on Lurichiyo-sama, I don't think all of these will work, but maybe some will."

"YAY!!"

"But if you /want/ to learn kidou, you'll have to work hard and carefully." Kenryuu told the young princess.

"We will, we promise!"


Ichigo groaned, eyeing the pile of paperwork in front of him. Normally Renji and Ichigo brought their respective piles of paperwork into Renji's office, which was much more spacious than Ichigo's, and start working.

But Byakuya was sick, Renji had asked his koibito a favor. "I'm not particularly fond of paperwork, but I want captain to come back and find all the work done."

"I can't believe that Byakuya is sick and we're stuck doing his paperwork."

"Would you want to be sick and then come home well but have a mountain of work to do?" Renji asked as he started reading things over.

"This is boooooring!" Ichigo was suddenly feeling rather frisky.

"I don't like that look on your face." Renji said, eyeing Ichigo.

"Its Byakuya's office."

"So?"

"So this……" Ichigo hauled Renji into a kiss, scattering paperwork willy nilly. The normally deputy, now thirteenth lieutenant, Ichigo Kurosaki yanked Renji to him.

"Ack, koi, koi koi not here!" Renji sputtered. "My office is down the hall."

"But this is Byakuya's office." Ichigo pouted.

"Okay, whatever mood swing is currently going through your horribly dirty mind, do you know what Byakuya will do to you if his office is a mess in the morning."

"But that's what makes it hot……" Ichigo whispered, nibbling on Renji's ear. "…… come on, you and me. Bent over his desk…… the mighty Byakuya Kuchiki walks in and finds we've been /veeery/ naughty. We need to be spanked…… badly……" Ichigo husked, grabbing Renji's nearest ass cheek. "Three ways to feel oh so……"

"you know that's never going to happen……" Renji gulped, Ichigo was hot, willing, and the sheer eroticism of the fantasy Ichigo was proposing made Renji a very happy shinigami.

"Oh come on…." Ichigo said coaxingly. "You can't admit that you actually feel turned on by the…. Possibility." Ichigo ground his hips against Renji's /obvious/ arousal.

"If we get caught you're in trouble." Renji growled, reaching to remove first his, then Ichigo's clothing. Garments flew and got piled every which way. Zabimaru and Zangetsu were set to the side, and then Renji lunged forwards into a kiss.

Ichigo flopped flat on his back before Renji said huskily. "On your knees."

"Won't we need lube……"

"you should have worried about that before." Renji grinned, guiding Ichigo into an all fours position. "Don't worry, you'll like this." He slurred lustily, parting Ichigo's legs.

Ichigo gasped as something slick and wet circled his hole. "Re….re…. Renji?!"

"mmm….." Renji leaned in, pressing his tongue inside his koi's entrance.

"K… k… koi!" Ichigo sputtered, it felt great, it felt incredible. You aren't kissing me on the lips until you've washed out your mouth.

Renji laughed, withdrawing. "hey, at least it won't hurt like hell now." He purred. "Get up…." Renji scooped up Ichigo and placed him on Byakuya's desk. Ichigo blushed, his eyes never leaving Renji's face.

The red head positioned himself at Ichigo's opening, pulling the pregnant shinigami with him, entering his koi in one swift stroke. Ichigo fell into Renji's arms, and the red head's hair fell over them like a curtain. Ichigo panted, resting his head on Renji's shoulders. "Do it, koi. Lets be completely naughty."

Renji sounded amused, "Yes, very." And he started to move. Panting he continued to thrust, growling as Ichigo started to bear down on his thrusts, growling and panting.

Movement became n'sync, frenzied, filled with stimulation and pleasure. Ichigo was being fucked on Byakuya's desk. The ultimate act of defiance, Ichi might as well have been pissing on Byakuya's leg.

And Renji…… hooooo, taichou's desk…… taichou's desk…… he almost wished that Byakuya would walk in on them, just as they were……

Ichigo yelled, coming hard as he clung to Renji's shoulder. "MINE." He hissed, clinging to Renji.

"Yours, my beautiful, yours……" Renji's voice choked off as he came.

Ichigo panted, just like that the door opened.

It wasn't Byakuya opening it either.

It was Uryu.

"KUROSSSAAAAAAKIIIII!" Uryu roared, shoving them both off the desk. "NOT in Bya-koi's office! I'm going to KILL you!!" Uryu picked up a chair and threw it.

Ichigo cackled, dragging Renji to his feet. "It was just a joke Uryu!" He giggled.

"A JOKE?? A JOKE?? MY KOIBITO IS IN THE HOSPITAL ICHIGO!! AND YOU MAKE A MESS OF HIS DESK. YOU FUCK AROUND ON HIS DESK??" Uryu didn't just sound furious, he sounded homicidal.

This wasn't good.

Uryu pulled out Seele Schneider.

Okay this wasn't funny anymore.

Neither Ichigo nor Renji had the time to get their clothes. All they could grab were Zabimaru and Zangetsu. Uryu chased them out of the 6th and down the street shooting Seele Schneider arrows at them both. Ichigo started laughing again, he and Renji weren't just getting stares. Matsumoto had come back with Nanao from shopping when she saw the sight running down the street. "Nanao-chan, wait here." She pulled out a camera, shouting for Yachiru to come join her.

Ichigo laughed insanely as Matsumoto joined the chase, Yachiru sitting on her back directing her to snap as many pictures as she could possibly get.

They were turning heads. Girls drooling, boys shaking their heads. Hitsugaya took one look out his window and hid from sight. "I need some headache medicine."

Ikkaku and Yumichika saw. "Oh how beautiful! Matsumoto, give me a copy of those!!" He called as Ichigo and Renji dashed into the thirteenth and slammed the door to Ichigo's room closed. "Homigawd. I didn't know the pregnant male body was this sexy. Ikkaaaaakkkuuuu, I want to be preggy sexy." Ikkaku's scarlet blush and stuttered assurance was lost in the wind. (2)

"That was friggin awesome!!" Renji laughed, leaning back against the closed door.

"We were /so/ naughty."

King? Can I say I love you?

1. You remember when Isane called all the Captains and Lieutenants for help when Aizen finally made his move? That one!

2. Poor Ikkaku, he and Chika-chan are bonded. And appearantly trying to have cuties! They just aren't quite there yet! :(