A/N: Thanks for all your reviews for the last chapter guys and thank you to everyone who reviewed the year that never was J now this is the chapter we meet Davros! J I had a lot of trouble deciding whether he should be evil or not, because I felt like there was a lot that I could d of o of done with both versions. So in the end, with help from an idea posted by a reader (Thank you Rgg43C0m3dyHell!) I decided... to do both! :D both
-BIG C, INNIT has entered the conversation-
-The dark one has entered the conversation-
The Dark One says- Hello, Weevil...
BIG C, INNIT says-...sup :D
The Dark One says- I will be arriving at one pm exactly to talk to your team. Be ready.
BIG C, INNIT says-Um... I'm sorry but u need 2 make an official appointment if you're with da government, or if it's da police to moan on about ma driving...den I don't care, so go away.
The Dark One sa6ys- I am neither the government nor the police. I am something far more sinister... MWAHAHAHA!
BIG C, INNIT says- ...Like those annoying crane machines that you can neva win on?
The Dark Obne says- What? No, something far more deadly.
BIG C, INNIT says- ...ma cooking?
The Dark One says- no.
BIG C, INNIT says- Dat annoying presenter on channel 5?
The Dark one says-I'M DAVROS YOU FOOL, DAVROS!
BIG C, INNIT says-...
The Dark One says- ...anyways... one o'clock. Be there.
-The Dark One has left the conversation-
BIG C, INNIT says- ...Well dat woz strange!
-Sexy Techie has entered the conversation-
-Jackie Chan has entered the conversation
-Jones, Ianto Jones has entered the conversation-
-I love sex with John has entered the conversation-
I love sex says- Hey Big C, what's up?
BIG C,INNIT says- Well man, I woz jus' sittin' here chillin', like ya do, nd Davros came outta no-where! He says he wants 2 meet uz at 1 o'clock
Jones,Ianto Jones says- But it's five to now...
Sexy Techie says- Oh god...
I love sex with John says- What?
Sexy Techie says- You don't reckon he's a fail like team glow worm or whatever they're called these days do you?
Jones,Ianto Jones says- He's davros Tosh, I highly doubt he's going to be an idiot.
Sexy Techie says- You never know...
-Here come the drums has entered the conversation-
-Timey Wimey Lord has entered the conversation-
Timey Wimey Lord says- Guys, can you please back me up on this when I say the best way to get rid of Davros is not to hit him with a paintball gun?
Here come the drums says- But it'll get paint on his shell and then he'll cry! I personally think it's genius.
I love sex with John says- No paintball guns.
Here come the drums says- oooohhhh :(
-The Evil One has entered the conversation-
The Evil One says- I...have arrived.
Sexy Techie says- ...
I love sex with John says- ...
The Evil One says- You're meant to, you know... scream in terror.
Jones,Ianto Jones says- ...ahhhh?
The Evil One says- Oh for gods sakes! Am I really not that scary?
Jackie Chan says- I dunno, you haven't really said anything scary yet...
The Evil One says- Okay... here goes... I'll... PUT A SPIDER ON YOUR HEAD!
Timey Wimey Lord says- You are kidding, right?
The Evil One says- Wait wait wait, let me try again! I'll...EAT YOUR CHOCOLATE BAR!
Here come the drums says- I'm quaking. Really, I am.
The Evil One says- No need to be so sarcastic! Okay, last try... I'll... I'll... I'll... THROW CABBAGE AT YOUR HEAD!
BIG C,INNIT says - NO, PLEASE DON'T! THEY GIVE ME RASHES AND THEIR LETTUCE LIKE SHAPE SCARES ME! SERIOUSLY, PLEASE! I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT, ANYTHING!
I love sex with John says- ...
Jackie Chan says- ...?
Jones,Ianto Jones says- ...you were joking, right?
BIG C,INNIT says- psssshhhhhhhhh... yeah... course i woz...Becoz... wot idiot's afraid of cabbage? ...he...he...he...
The Dark One says- I never thought I'd say this but... I need your help.
Timey Wimey Lord says- With what?
The Dark One says- Well, I was on holiday in Jamaica last year, just innocently tanning when all some idiot spilt orange juice over my controls and messed with my brain. Every evil thought and idea has gone! Just vanished! If I ever catch the idiot I'll... bake him a cake! GAHHH! You see what I mean?
I love sex with John says- It wasn't me that's for sure. I swear. I would have remembered. Or helped. And not ran away in the opposite direction. Because I'm not like that. Nope, I'm not that clumsy.
The Dark One says- So that's where you come in. There is a recipe, passed on through generations that apparently can turn me evil again. I have the recipe. However, the items on the list are things that only you would have. So that's why I need your help.
Timey Wimey Lord says- And why on earth would we want to make you evil again?
The Dark One says- Listen here, you'll do what I say or I'll... knit you a jumper! Damm, I did it again! Seriously though, this goodness lark is driving me insane! Do any of you feel the pain I feel when I have to walk past an old granny without pushing her over? Or the agony I feel when I'm baking cakes for the homeless? Do you? DO YOU?
Jones,Ianto Jones says- Yes but you're missing the point... why would we want to help you become evil again... only to have you annihilate us all?
The Dark One says- ...because you get the thrill of trying to escape?
Jones,Ianto Jones says- ...fair enough.
Sexy Techie says- Ianto!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- What? It's fun escaping death traps...
The Dark One says- None of you understand... shall I sing about it?
Sexy Techie says- NO!
Here come the drums says- NO!
I love sex with John says- NO!
Timey Wimey Lord says- NO MORE SONGS!
Jackie Chan says- Okay fine, we'll help you.
BIG C,INNIT says- Wot do ya need?
The Dark One says- First, I need the armpit hair of a captain.
Jackie Chan says- Umm... okay... I'll... mail some?
Sexy Techie says- ...Who the fuck uses armpit hair in a recipe?
The Dark One says- Secondly, I need a toenail clipping of a technical genius.
Sexy Techie says- Oh dear god... I'll put one in a sandwich bag.
The Dark One says- Then, I need the pickled brain of a sewer rat.
Here come the drums says- Oh,oh, oh, I have that! :D
Timey Wimey Lord says- ...I don't even want to know why you would have that.
The Dark One says- Fourth, I need a single Russian coffee bean
Jones, Ianto Jones says- ...You ain't touching my coffee beans matey.
Jackie Chan says- Please?
Jones,Ianto Jones says- No.
Jackie Chan says- Please?
Jones,Ianto Jones says- No. ...okay.
Sexy Techie says- Jack... what did you just text him?
Jackie Chan says- Stuff that is not fit to be repeated on the site Tosh.
The Dark One says- Fifth, I need the saliva of a time traveller
Timey Wimey Lord says- ...take mine?
The Dark One says- And last, but not least, I need three jugs full of ear wax...
Here come the drums says- WTF?
Sexy Techie says- Who collects ear wax?
I love sex with John says- You'd have to be disgusting, un hygenic and just plain WRONG to-
BIG C,INNIT says- I'll send you over my jugs...
Sexy Techie says- ...
Timey Wimey Lord says- ...o.O
BIG C,INNIT says- WOT? Some people collect stamps, others collect figures, I collect ear wax, okay?
The Dark One says- And now... I mix it together! Mmmm,yes that's it... I can feel the evilness FLOWING through my veins... it's ebbing through me, I am powerfull, I am MIGHTY! I... AM EVIL.
I love sex with John says- ...I'm starting to think this isn't such a good idea after all...
The Dark One says- I feel evil again! The Darkness is taking over my spirit once more! But what to do? So many people to destroy... where do I start?
Here come the drums says- How about Gwen? Or Barney? Just someone who, ya know... isn't us please.
The Dark One says- For my FIRST act of evilness? WEEVIL. LOOK OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR.
BIG C,INNIT says- U can't scare me man. Big C ain't afraid of NUTHING. ...OMFG!1 CABBBAGE! IT'S EVERYWHERE! THERE'S TRUCKS OF IT! GUYS, HELP!
-BIG C,INNIT has left the conversation-
Sexy Techie says- BIG C!
The Dark One says- And now... I am leaving to carry out my evil plan! But I think I'll take a certain coffee boy with me!
-The Dark One has left the conversation-
-Jones,Ianto Jones has left the conversation-
Here come the drums says- IANTO!
Timey Wimey Lord says- NO!
Jackie Chan says- Come back with him you bastard!
-The Dark One has entered the conversation-
The Dark One says- And I almost forgot...
The Dark One says- !
-The Dark One has left the conversation-
A/N: Oh dear, what happens next? ;P Review as usual please :) Much love xxxx
