Emmett's POV:

Rosalie, Alice, Jasper, their three kids, Jasper Jr., Daisy, and Jasmine, and I were all off at college, attending Dartmouth. Well, I had finished the previous year, but I had taken a job with the University until Rosalie graduates this year. We were aware that James, Edward's asylum-bound boyfriend, had escaped and was on the loose. But, Edward was long dead, and James had never tried to contact any member of the family, so we were not to worried about him.

But that all changed when we received a call from Mom saying Dad was missing. Dad had been at home and there were signs of a struggle at our house. And there was a trail that led into the woods behind our house. But, the trail quickly went cold, and the police were unable to find him. They were currently putting together search parties to search the woods.

Our first thoughts jumped to the possibility that James had taken Dad. James was certifiably insane and mentally unstable, so there was no telling what he could do to my father. Possibly even murder.

So I am sure you will not be surprised to learn of Rosalie and my own reaction: we flew home immediately to help search. Alice and Jasper wanted to come as well, but with the three kids, it would take them longer to prepare for the journey. And, once they got here they would have to watch their kids and would not be able to help search. So, the five of them stayed in Dartmouth for the time being.

Rosalie and I arrived back in our home town of Forks just one day after my father went missing. We comforted my mother, but mostly we joined the search party and searched the woods. We were just preparing to search again on the morning of the second day since his disappearance, when Rosalie and I heard the screams of pain coming from the woods.

We followed the sounds until we found my father crawling in agony along the forest floor. I quickly assessed his condition, and after deciding that there were no broken bones, I scooped him up into my arms and carried him back to the house. Rosalie opened the door for me, and I laid him down on the couch.

Dad did not want to go to the hospital, as he swore there was nothing medically wrong with him. He was just in excruciating pain after being bitten by James. Mom called one of the other doctors from the hospital, who agreed to stop by and examine Dad. He too agreed that there was nothing medically wrong with Dad, and prescribe pain medicating before leaving.

Mom also called the police and let Chief Swan know that we had found Dad. Chief Swan came over and filed a police report. Dad informed the Chief that James had come looking for Edward, dragged him off into the woods, and then bitten him before suddenly running off. The most disturbing part was that James had actually drank my father's blood. Obviously James was still dangerously insane.

But, when he left, it was just the three of us trying to care for Dad. He continued to writher in horrible pain for another day, before he suddenly sat bolt upright. Mom went over to him first, which turned out to be a mistake. Dad bit her neck and began to drink her blood.

Rosalie and I screamed for him to stop, and for a moment he seemed to recognize us, to realize that it was his wife he was killing, and stopped. Before I could attend to Mom, Dad came after me and bit me. Again, Rosalie screamed, and Dad stopped. Then he went after Rosalie, but stopped before draining her dry as well.

Once we had all been bit, Dad ran from the house leaving us to burn on the floor. We stayed like that for three days, and on the third day we each sat bolt upright thirstily. We could smell my father's scent trail into the woods, and followed it. We found Dad drinking a deer in the woods.

He explained that his love for us had allowed him to stop from killing us. But, he had already bitten each of us before he knew what he was doing. As soon as he realized what he had done, he ran into the woods, came across a deer, and drank. He had been out here drinking deer for the past three days.

We were all excruciatingly thirsty, so he showed us how to hunt and drink deer as well. Afterwards we went back into the house to discuss what must have happened. The only conclusion any of us could come to was that we were now vampires and needed to drink blood for sustenance.

None of us wanted to kill humans, so we agreed to stick to the deer diet and stay as far away from humans and possible, possibly forever. The largest problem with this plan was what to tell Alice and Jasper. We could not allow them to come home or we might kill them and the children. None of us wanted that.

But, Alice's visions saved us the trouble of explaining. She saw what had happened in a vision, and called us to inform us that we were indeed vampires. She said that we were what was called "newborns" and that after a year we would be relatively sane and safe around humans once more.

So, Rosalie and I stayed with Mom and Dad in Forks, hunting deer and avoiding humans. While Jasper, Alice, and the three kids stayed at Dartmouth, going to school. After a year and a half, they both graduated and came home.

We were all passed the dreaded uncontrollable newborn stage, and managed not to attack or bite any of them. But, Alice surprised us by actually asking Dad to bite her and Jasper. She said she had seen that it would happen anyway, and that they might as well get it over with while they were still young. She had also seen that her three children would be bitten and join us in eternal thirst once they came of age.

So, Carlisle bit the two of them, and the four of us spent the next year keeping Alice and Jasper from drinking their own children dry. After a few years, Jasper and Alice went to graduate school, and then got normal human jobs. Jasper became a history professor, and Alice worked in a stock market.

Dad went back to work at the hospital, and Mom went back to architecture. Rosalie and I opened up a repair shop, and life went back to normal. Rosalie was upset that she had never had children, but she had her two nieces and one nephew, so she got over it.

Then, when Jasper Jr., Daisy, and Jasmine, came of age, they were each turned. We went through the newborn bloodlust again, but it was worth it. We were finally a complete family again, just a vampiric one. And no one wanted to drink anyone else. Jasper in particular had struggled with not drinking his own children.

Time passed and a hundred years later Rosalie finally got her wish to be a mother: she and I both vomited up vampiric eggs. So did Mom and Dad, followed later by Alice and Jasper. Now Alice and Jasper did have three children as humans, but none were the biological product of the two. Jasmine was Jasper and Edward's biological child, while Peter's sperm and Alice's eggs had been used for Jasper Jr. and Daisy. These eggs would be the first biological union of Jasper and Alice.

You see, Jasper had not been producing sperm as a human, only oocytes. But, when he was change into a vampire, the vampirization process repaired his defunct testicle so that he began producing viable spermatozoa along with viable oocytes and was finally able to fertilize Alice's oocytes himself. But, Jasper had to take extra care not to let his spermatozoa mix in with his oocytes, as this would be the equivalent of having sex with his twin sister and would result in inbred eggs.

We implanted each of our eggs in host humans. And, a hundred years later, Rosalie's dreams of motherhood came true when our eggs hatched out of their hosts. And we all lived happily ever after, the end. No sequel. Ever. End of story.

Oh wait, I forgot: Jasper and Alice did not have sex in a tree. Ever. Jasper said he would rip my head off if I did not clarify the confusion. That was Rosalie and I that had all of the tree sex. In fact, all of the wild sex rumors we spread about Jasper and Alice really were based on our own sexual exploits, including the sex in water series: sex in the pool, sex in the ocean, sex on a row boat, sex in a kayak, sex in a canoe, sex in the shower, sex in the bath, sex in a Jacuzzi, sex on the frozen lake, sex under the waterfall, sex in the river, sex in an inner-tube, sex while snorkeling, and, last but not least, sex while scuba diving.

The last one was the most difficult, as we were expected to wear wetsuits. But, as we were in a scuba diving class, we checked out the tanks and accessories, brought them home, and dived in our pool, sans wetsuits. So, that's how you have sex scuba diving…

Oh, and in case you are wondering how we managed sex in a tree, the answer is that there were many ways. One of my two personal favorites was when Rosalie laid down on a branch, tummy side down, while I came from behind and sat on the same branch. There was another branch below that I used for leverage with my feet, and a third branch above and to my right. My right hand held the branch, and my left Rosalie's waist.

My other favorite tree position (there are many others as Rosalie and I went through a whole "sex in a tree" phase) was where I sat on the same branch, with my back up against the trunk, my feet on the lower branch, and my right hand holding the upper one. Then Rosalie sat on my lap, her feet up against the trunk, her left hand holding the upper branch, and her right my shoulder.

We still engage in tree sex whenever trees are available. But, now that we are vampires, they tend to break out from under us. Flimsy wooden things. Now we are much more into water sex, as I mentioned previously… Oh, and snow sex is hot. Wait, any and all sex with Rosalie is hot. Did I mention that I like sex? With Rosalie?

Okay, now I will shut up: Rosalie is indicating that she wants some sex from me. Got to go. One last thing: if you really want to know what happens to us after this, it is pretty much the same as The Gall Stone of Doom, except there is no Edward, Bella, Masen, Eliza, Nessie, or Jacob's pack. But don't worry: Jasmine was a mind-reader, Daisy was a mental shield, and Jasper Jr. was a shield-breaker/telepath, so it all worked out in the end.


Author's Note:

Reviewers for last chapter: VoldieBeth, Samablue38, and Master of the Boot! Thanks!

Review counts for this week (counting from Saturday morning):

ShadowCub- 2; VoldieBeth- 6; Just A Reader90- 1; Master of the Boot- 6; Samablue38- 9; halerosalie100-1; Megan Geyer- 4

8 rollover reviews from last week. Plus 29 new review for this week, equals 37 reviews!

Up next: Carlisle's prequel!