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Third Person!

"Can we go back?" Sanaa wondered, looking at Tiburon as he stood at the entrance to the cave they were sitting in. "It's raining and it's cold."

"You're dry." Tiburon told her. "Quit whining."

"It's still cold." She pouted.

Tiburon rolled his eyes and grabbed some of the logs he and Cielo had gathered before the rain began. He set them in the middle of the cave before doing a small Katon jutsu and setting them ablaze. "There."

Cielo sighed and closed his eyes. "Stop being mean to her. It's not her fault it's cold."

"I'm not being mean." He snapped. "I'm always like this."

Cielo nodded. "I know. That's my point."

Tiburon glared at him. "Shut up, Cielo."

"A wonderful comeback, Tiburon." Cielo deadpanned. He shook his head. "We really should move on if we want to make it to the stronghold before the adults find us."

Tiburon pointed outside. "It's storming."

"You will travel through worse as a ninja. Rain is the least hindering of bad weather." Cielo sighed. "Besides, this is a storm that is better left behind."

"What do you mean?" Tiburon asked.

"The others know we are gone. This is Pein-sama's rain." Cielo told him. "You can feel the chakra in the drops." He looked at Tiburon. "And it will last as long as he wants it to."

Tiburon sighed. "Damn it."

"I hate to say I told you so." Cielo began. "But I told you so."

Sanaa pouted and held her hands out to the fire. "So, we can't go home?"

"We can if we keep moving." Tiburon stated.

Cielo sighed. "Tiburon's right. We do have a good head start."

"Then let's go." Sanaa concluded.

Cielo extinguished the fire with a simple water jutsu before standing up. "You ready? We have to move quick if we want to outrun Pein-sama's rain."

Tiburon nodded. "Let's go."

He shot out of the cave with Cielo and Sanaa right on his tail. He was the fastest of the three and the one supplied with the most chakra so he easily kept the lead. Cielo was directly behind him and Sanaa, who had the best chakra control, was keeping pace with Cielo easily.

The trio ran swiftly over the landscape, trying to put the rain behind them.

"The rain is lessening." Cielo stated.

"We must be reaching the extent of his storm." Tiburon concluded. "Either that, or he's ending it because he found us."

Cielo nodded. "Which is just as likely."

"So let's go faster!" Sanaa decided.

The kids ran for a time, quickly putting the rain behind them. The ground and landmarks zoomed by as they charged in the direction of Konoha. As they ran, darkness began to fall as night caught up with them.

"Tibby, I'm tired. Can we stop?" Sanaa asked. "We've been running really fast all day."

Tiburon glanced back at her, his eyes periodically flicking to the dirt road ahead of them as they traveled through a thick forest. "Just a little further Sanaa. Then we'll make camp."

Cielo glanced at Sanaa before frowning. "Do you guys feel that massive chakra signature?"

Tiburon frowned and focused on his surroundings. "Yeah. It's not big enough to be Kisa though, and it's only one person."

"Yeah, but it is moving fast." Cielo stated. "And it's moving in our direction."

Sanaa's eyes widened. "It's…"

She was interrupted as tentacles shot towards them from within the trees. She screamed as she was lifted off her feet. Tiburon managed to fight off a few, having been warned of the oncoming threat by Sanaa, but he was quickly overtaken by the threads.

Cielo skidded to a stop and allowed the threads to grab him, not bothering to fight like his team. It would be a waste of energy.

"Found them." Kakuzu grunted as he pulled all three kids back to where he and Hidan were now standing. He looked over them and narrowed his eyes. "I hope you three know you're in deep trouble."

Tiburon gave Kakuzu a sheepish smile. "Hey, Kuzu-oji. Nice night, huh?"

Kakuzu stared at him. "You're in the most trouble, brat."

Tiburon sighed. "Damn it."

"Let's go back to the base, Kakuzu." Hidan stated. "Ice Bitch and the other fuckers are heading back. I just fucking called them and told them we caught the little shits." He grinned and poked Tiburon's stomach. "I can't fucking wait until Ice Bitch sees you. She's fucking pissed."

Tiburon and Cielo both paled.

"Sasori didn't seem too fucking happy either." Hidan added, looking at Sanaa.


Sanaa winced.

Kakuzu tied Tiburon up, knowing he would be the one to run, and tucked him under one arm before picking Cielo up. Hidan picked Sanaa up and held her as they began their trek back to the base.

Kathryn bit her lip, throwing nervous glances between Sasori, Deidara, Alice, and Itachi. All four of them were absolutely livid. She was disappointed in Sanaa for running away, but she couldn't stay mad at her princess, especially when Sanaa have her the puppy-dog eyes.

The others, not so much.

As soon as she found out the kids had left on their own, Alice had went into one of her moods. And it was her worst mood. Itachi had fallen silent and he hadn't said a word all night. However, his Eternal was engaged and it was spinning angrily as he sat there, glaring at the far wall.

Sasori wasn't happy either. He had been grumbling under his breath about how he was going to kill "those brats" and he would be short and snappy to anyone who dared to bother him. Deidara was angry too, but much less angry than the other three. He wouldn't even consider doing more than yell at Sanaa since nothing happened. But he was mad that she would just run off.

"Is it just me, or can you taste the hostility in the fucking air?" Hidan's voice asked.

"It's not just you." Kakuzu replied.

Hidan cackled. "I feel bad for you little brats."

The remote in Alice's hands snapped in half.

"So fucking bad…" Hidan snickered. He walked into the living room with Sanaa in his grasp. He set her down on the floor in the middle of the room just a second before Kakuzu dropped Cielo on his feet and Tiburon on his bottom beside her.

Tiburon winced. "Ouch, Kuzu-oji. Did you have to drop me?"

"Yes." Kakuzu stated boredly, cutting off Tiburon's binds.

"Tiburon."

Tiburon paled and he slowly looked over his shoulder. The little color in his face completely vanished when he saw the anger in his parents' faces and the now useless remote in his mother's hands.

He gulped.

Cielo tensed, having seen Alice's rage many times. And Itachi looked angrier than he had ever seen him.

"Hi Mom…" Tiburon muttered.

Alice's eye twitched.

"Sanaa." Sasori growled.

Sanaa whimpered and avoided looking at him at all costs.

Kisame cleared his throat. "Why don't we do this elsewhere?" He stood up. "Alice, Itachi, take Cielo and Tiburon to your room. Deidara, Kathryn, Sasori, why don't you three go deal with Sanaa somewhere else? I personally don't want to watch Alice eat her own young."

Hidan snorted and Kakuzu chuckled.

"Good idea." Alice snarled. "You two have three seconds to get my bedroom." She held up her fingers. "Starting now."

Tiburon and Cielo darted from the room so fast they lift imprints of their image in the room.

Sasori just pointed towards the door and Sanaa ran from the room. He got up and followed after her, Deidara right behind him. Kathryn got up and trailed behind her men, biting her lip.

Alice waited for them to leave before getting up. Itachi followed her in a single movement and together they left the living room.

"Who do you want to bet cries first?" Hidan asked.

"Tiburon." Kakuzu stated. "He has Alice as a mother, and this entire thing was his idea."

Hidan nodded. "I bet it'll be Sanaa. She fucking cries if that puppet bitch glares at her."

"I bet Tiburon." Kisame stated, turning on the TV with the power button on the set. "Itachi's ready to kill him. Though, that's if Alice decides to physically punish him. She's not much on hitting the kids, even as angry as she is. She's only done it like three times."

"I'm so fucking glad neither of them are my fucking parents." Hidan sighed.

"That makes two of us." Kisame nodded.

Kakuzu grunted. "Make that three."


Alice closed the door behind her, her eyes lingering on the two boys standing at the foot of her bed. Itachi was glaring at them, clearly irritated.

"Explain." Alice snarled.

Both boys twitched.

Cielo glanced at Alice. "Tiburon and Sanaa wanted to go back to the stronghold and I agreed to go with them."

Alice glared. "There is nothing left to go back to! I've explained this to you kids before, damn it! You would have been walking into a pile of ruins and potentially enemies waiting for us to return!" She smacked both of them in the back of the head, hard enough to get the message across, but not hard enough to leave a mark. "Do you have any idea how dangerous that was? Do either of you have a clue how scared you made me?"

Cielo looked down. "I'm sorry, Alice. I know it was wrong of us to go, but I couldn't let Tiburon and Sanaa go on their own."

Alice narrowed her eyes at Cielo. "It's good that you know that, Cielo. But that doesn't answer my questions. You three could have been killed or kidnapped."

"But we weren't." Tiburon pointed out.

Alice pointed at him. "I know this was your idea, Tiburon Shisui. You're in more trouble than he is."

Cielo frowned. "I agreed to go though, Alice. I am just as guilty as he is."

Tiburon elbowed Cielo and shook his head.

"That's not the point right now." Alice growled. She ran a hand over her face and sat on the bed. "You kids will be the death of me." She sighed and glared at them. "If you ever do anything like that ever again, I will do more than hit you. In fact, I might just kill you to be done with it."

Tiburon rolled his eyes. "You'd never kill us, Mom."

Alice narrowed her eyes. "I brought you into this world, Tiburon. And I can easily take you out of it."

"But you won't." Tiburon stated flatly. He yelped as he was picked up by the back of his shirt. His head snapped around and he paled at seeing Itachi holding him up.

"Continuing speaking to your mother like that Tiburon, and I will show you the meaning of pain." Itachi hissed. "Your little attitude problem is no longer cute. In fact, it is downright disrespectful and irritating. You cannot fathom how much your mother loves you, and you are essentially spitting in her face after you just caused her to have a panic attack."

Tiburon looked down.

"I will deal with it no longer." Itachi stated. "I have sat back and waited, hoping you would quit blatantly ignoring and infuriating your mother because it's 'fun to make her angry'. But this is it. If I hear or see you disobey her one more time, Tiburon, you will be lucky to ever walk again."

First Person Alice!

If I wasn't as angry at these brats as I was, I probably would have raped Itachi then and there. Not only was he sexy when he was angry, it also was very sweet of him to back me like that.

He's such a good boy.

"Do you understand me, Tiburon?" Itachi asked, narrowing his eyes at our son.

Tiburon nodded, glancing at Itachi submissively. "Yes, I understand." He bowed his head. "I'm sorry."

"Don't apologize to me." Itachi said dismissively.

Tiburon glanced at me. "Sorry Mom."

I stared at him, my anger going down significantly at his submissive and sincerely sorry mannerisms. "It's alright, Tiburon." I sighed. "Just please, please never do something like that again. You were taken from me once. I couldn't handle it if that happened again."

Tiburon shook his head. "I won't."

Itachi set Tiburon down and Tiburon chanced creeping towards me to hug me. I let him hug me on his own for a moment before returning the gesture. I held him for a second before pulling him away from my person and taking his face into my hands. "Don't think this means you're not in serious shit right now, Tiburon."

He gulped.

"Both of you are grounded." I concluded, looking at Cielo. "There will be no sweets, no going outside even for training, no TV, no games, no playing, and you two will be doing chores."

Cielo bowed his head. "That's more than fair."

Tiburon looked like he wanted to protest, but the look on Itachi's face kept him silent.

"If I catch one of you two breaking one of my rules, you will be isolated." I continued. "This will last until I decide you two have been punished enough. And it will be for at least a week."

"We can't go outside for a week?" Tiburon asked. "Mom, training isn't fun inside!"

"That's the point." I told him seriously.

He sighed. "We just wanted to go home."

"Tiburon, there isn't a home to go back to." I stressed. "We can't go live in Konoha either. I am sorry that we had to move, and I'm sorry you can't see Sasuke and the others as often as you used to, but you are Shinobi of the Akatsuki, not of Konoha. Your allegiance is to this family, this organization, and ultimately Pein. When you get older, you won't be going to Konoha except on missions and when we travel there for diplomatic reasons."

Tiburon made to retort but Itachi cut him off.

"Your mother is right, Tiburon." Itachi stated. "As unfortunate as it is, it is the truth of reality."

"But Sasuke's there. Sasuke's family…" Tiburon muttered.

I sighed. "Tiburon, you aren't the only one who loves and misses Sasuke." I gestured at Itachi. "Sasuke is your father's only little brother. One who he almost died for. Itachi loves Sasuke just as much as he loves me and you boys. He wants to be able to see him probably more than you do, but he knows that can't happen."

"He could make it happen." Tiburon pouted. "Dad does what he wants."

Cielo rolled his eyes. "All Uchiha do. Especially the one married into the clan." He looked at me meaningfully.

I pulled his hood over his head, enticing a small chuckle. "Butthead."

"So, are you still mad at us?" Tiburon asked.

"I'm still livid." I nodded. "But I'm not going to yell at you all night. Now, it's bedtime." I threw my thumb in the direction of the door. "Get going." When Cielo and Tiburon hurried to obey me and closed the door behind them, I looked at Itachi. "Now you, fine sir, have earned a night of utter praise and affection because you're the best husband anyone could ask for."

Itachi rolled his eyes but chuckled as he leaned forward to kiss me. "I look forward to it."

First Person Kathryn!

Sanaa stood quietly in front of Danna's workbench, her hands behind her back, her head bowed towards the floor and her eyes closed shut tightly. Danna sat directly in front of her on his workbench, his eyes narrowed and his arms crossed. Deidara sat in a similar fashion on Danna's bed while I sat beside Dei, looking between my three favorite people.

"Sanaa." Sasori growled.

Sanaa flinched and I had to bite my tongue to keep from scooping her up to soothe her. It always made me sad to see Danna disciplining Sanaa, but I knew it was necessary. She had to learn.

I could never do it because as soon as she pouted, I'd melt and Deidara was too sweet to yell at her.

"Explain yourself." Danna snapped.

She looked up at him and winced at his glare. She forced back a shaking sob as she opened her mouth. "I-I'm so sorry, S-Sori-Danna!" She wiped at her eyes. "I-I d-didn't want t-to make you mad, yeah! Me and T-Tibby just wanted t-to go home! I-I tried to talk him out of it, b-but I miss Konoha! It rains too much here, y-yeah."

Danna continued to stare at Sanaa. "That's no excuse for running off without asking. You didn't leave a note, you didn't tell anyone, you didn't ask Sanaa. You could have been kidnapped, you could have died, you could have gotten hurt and we might not have been able to find you or help you." He narrowed his eyes at her. "Did you think about that before you left?"

She shook her head. "N-no."

"Exactly." Danna snarled. "You didn't think it over. You were rash and you listened to Tiburon without realizing that he has little to no self-preservation. You acted foolishly." He pointed at her. "That will get you killed, Sanaa."

She shuddered and wiped at her eyes. "I'm s-sorry, Sori-Danna yeah."

"Sorry doesn't cut it, Sanaa." Danna stated coldly. "You've been taken from us before, Sanaa. None of us want that to happen to you again. That's why we're so protective over you kids. If someone ever touched you or came at you with ill intentions again, I'd start another world war."

I internally awed at that.

If there was one person who could bring out Danna's human emotions, it was Sanaa. Something about her brought out the best in him.

She was his little girl.

And he was her Sori-Danna.

"There isn't a base to go back to, baby un." Deidara explained. "There were bad ninjas who destroyed it, trying to hurt the Akatsuki so we had to come out here. I know it's far away from Konoha, and I know it rains a lot, but this is home now. We'll still be able to see the others. It won't be as often, but it will make the reunions better yeah."

I smiled at Sanaa. "Deidara's right, Sanaa." I pet her hair. "Besides, the rain's not too bad, and I bet Pein-sama will stop it every now and then if you ask him nicely."

Sanaa nodded. "I'm sorry, Mommy. I'm sorry Daddy." She looked at Danna. "I'm sorry, Sori-Danna. I won't ever do that again, yeah."

Danna dipped his head. "Good." He poked her stomach. "But you're still in trouble." He glanced at me and Dei for a second before looking at Sanaa. "You're grounded. No TV, no going outside, no playing, and you'll be helping Alice do chores."

She nodded. "How long?"

"At least a week. I haven't decided yet." Danna told her. "If you try to disobey me, there will be no Tiburon or Cielo either. I might even cut you off from the others too."

Sanaa's eyes widened in horror. "I won't disobey you, Sori-Danna! I promise, yeah."

Danna smirked and patted Sanaa's head. "Good girl." He stood. "Bedtime. All three of you."

Smiling to myself as Deidara protested, I kissed Sanaa good night, hugged Danna, and then skipped to the door to my room, waiting for Dei. When he joined me after Danna hit the back of his head and after he kissed Sanaa goodnight, we went to our room, knowing Sanaa would be spending the night with Danna.

It was his way of apologizing for making her cry.

Besides, she never slept in her room unless she passed out in there or Danna was in his workshop and not in his room.

They were attached at the hip like that.


Not as epic as you though, was it?

Fun Fact: Bo is insane.

Answer: My answer to all the questions will be down below. But I have to ask: Do you guys even read my author's notes? I mean half of the questions you guys asked have been answered before. Some of them multiple times in my author's notes.

QotC: Seen any good movies lately?

Alright, be prepared for lots of answers. Keep in mind that I am answering these questions truthfully. However, I might only tell you enough to count as an answer. :)

Is Cielo's backstory interesting?: Cielo's back story is quite interesting, both as a fanfiction character and in his original story.
Favorite Color?: My favorite colors are black and red.
Who does Sanaa end up with?: At this point, I honestly don't have a clue. It's all up to whatever I see fits.
Who are the people who attacked the Akatsuki?: They are a low grade terrorist group.
Why does Tiburon keep acting like a butthead?: I know you weren't asking it for me to answer it, but I am for shits and giggles. He's being a butthead because he's too much like his mother.
What's the cruelest thing I've ever done to someone?: That's actually kind of a personal question that I'm not really comfortable with answering. Let's just say I'm going to hell because of it.
How do I feel about Sasuke in the new movie?: I feel like I'm going to be laughing my ass off about him. I can't wait.
Will Tibby and Sanaa ever get married?: I have no clue guys. Honestly.
What website will the movie be posted on when it comes out: Narutoget . com is always the first website to have the movies up and subbed.
Have I ever gotten tired of writing the Trilogy?: Yeah. I have actually. If it wasn't for you guys, I would have stopped after the first one.
Am I going to show the kids from ages 16+?: No. Not in this story. Maybe I'll make oneshots and shit when I'm super bored for you guys. But otherwise, no. After this story ends, there is no more.
How do I think Naruto will end?: With a battle between Sasuke and Naruto. Duh. They have to fight again.
Will there be a Cielo/Sanaa/Tibby love triangle later on: Nope. If there is one thing I do know, I know Sanaa will not end up with Cielo. And Tibby will not end up with Cielo either Lol.
Will I read and review your stories?: I can't tell you how many times people ask me this. I'm a very picky, very critical and negative person. I do look at your guys' stories when I see you have review/favorited/alerted my stories. I check out the ones that catch my attention and I review if I feel like they deserve it. However, I'm not sure if you guys want me to review. Because even if I like the story, I'll pick out the little things and point them out to you. I can't help it. I just do. I know, I'm a bitch. If it means that much to you, I'll try to be nice and supportive but no promises. I am very, very picky.
Who did Alice have a threesome with?: She's actually had two threesomes in her life. One of them included Itachi and one of them didn't. I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.
Are Alice and Kathryn modeled after people I know/Did it influence who they were paired with?: Alice is an original character of mine. Aspects of her and her personality and her appearance are modeled after me, but there are significant differences to make her more compatible with her original story. Itachi is my favorite character. Even if I had a guy main character and decided to pair him up with someone, Itachi would be the pair. Kathryn is modeled after my best friend but they really are less similar than you'd think. And my Kathryn actually doesn't like Deidara that much at all.
Has Alice ever met Nagato in person?: Yes. Multiple times.
Is Cielo going to end up betraying them?: Cielo's not much of the betraying type.
What would I do if we hung out here in Ohio?: I'd buy you lunch and we'd hang out. Duh. What else would we do?

That's all for now, lovelies. Feel free to message me if you have any more questions or post them in a review or whatever. I don't care.

Bye.