Epic Rap Battles of Total Drama!

Noah (shows Noah reading a book)

VS.

Cody (shows Cody running from Sierra)

BEGIN!

Noah:

Listen everyone, it's Mr. Popular Geek.
And his super stalker fan freak.
Cody, you jerk, I have fans too.
Have you noticed how Owen hangs with me, not you.
You're such a loser, you pathetic nerd.
You rap like a rat, I sing like a bird.
So, go be glad you came in third.
But here, and today, I came in first.

Cody:

While it's true that your jokes are funny.
Your as lazy as a fucking stuffed bunny.
This is a rap battle not some spelling bee.
Fuck you, I have made it to the final three.
I'm weak, but at least I compete in the game.
Alejandro had fucked you up, your not gain.
You worked for Chris just to fucking get paid.
I caught you kissing my ear, what are you gay.

WHO WON?

WHO SHOULD BE NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!