JM- ARE YOU HERE?
SM- Begrudgingly yes.
JM- BUT ITS DISNEYLAND!
SM-But why are we here?
JM- I wish to invade.
SM- Invade?
JM- Yes.
SM- A theme park?
JM- My flat is just so boring at the moment…
SM- So why did you drag me here?
JM- I can't go to Disney land by myself – that would be sad!
SM- And a 36 year old man "invading" Disneyland isn't?
JM- Of course not.
SM- Of course not(!)
JM- Ok, you find the ringleader.
SM- Who's that?
JM- Sebbie! Mickey Mouse of course!
SM- What do you want me to do to him?
JM- Do a Mycroft for now.
MH- A me?
JM- Yes Myc dear, you kidnap people :D
MH- I do nothing of the sort!
SM- You want me to kidnap Mickey Mouse, are you insane?
MH- That is the most likely explanation.
JM- Oi!
JM- And yes, we'll hold him to ransom until he hands over the castle to me… I mean us.
SM- The castle?
JM- AKA my new flat.
MH- He does realise it's not a real castle…doesn't he?
JM- Of course it's real!
SM- That's a no.
MH- Oh dear.
JM- What do you mean it isn't real? It's on all the posters…
SM- Jim, have you ever actually been to Disneyland before, you know, as a tourist.
JM- Of course not, I was far too busy taking over the word and killing people etc.
SM- It's just a front; the castle isn't built for living in.
JM- I'll make an extension then!
MH- That could be interesting.
JM- No one likes sarcasm lovey. GET MICKEY!
SM- Which one?
JM- What do you mean?
SM- I've passed three.
JM- I just knew that man had perfected human (Mouse) cloning!
MH- He doesn't know.
JM- Know what?
SM- This is going to be messy.
JM- Know what?
SM- Mickey mouse is a cartoon.
JM- Obviously, I watch it on TV all the time! It's a biography!
SM- He's not real!
JM- DON'T SAY THAT SEBBIE ITS SANTA ALL OVER AGAIN!
