JM- ARE YOU HERE?

SM- Begrudgingly yes.

JM- BUT ITS DISNEYLAND!

SM-But why are we here?

JM- I wish to invade.

SM- Invade?

JM- Yes.

SM- A theme park?

JM- My flat is just so boring at the moment…

SM- So why did you drag me here?

JM- I can't go to Disney land by myself – that would be sad!

SM- And a 36 year old man "invading" Disneyland isn't?

JM- Of course not.

SM- Of course not(!)

JM- Ok, you find the ringleader.

SM- Who's that?

JM- Sebbie! Mickey Mouse of course!

SM- What do you want me to do to him?

JM- Do a Mycroft for now.

MH- A me?

JM- Yes Myc dear, you kidnap people :D

MH- I do nothing of the sort!

SM- You want me to kidnap Mickey Mouse, are you insane?

MH- That is the most likely explanation.

JM- Oi!

JM- And yes, we'll hold him to ransom until he hands over the castle to me… I mean us.

SM- The castle?

JM- AKA my new flat.

MH- He does realise it's not a real castle…doesn't he?

JM- Of course it's real!

SM- That's a no.

MH- Oh dear.

JM- What do you mean it isn't real? It's on all the posters…

SM- Jim, have you ever actually been to Disneyland before, you know, as a tourist.

JM- Of course not, I was far too busy taking over the word and killing people etc.

SM- It's just a front; the castle isn't built for living in.

JM- I'll make an extension then!

MH- That could be interesting.

JM- No one likes sarcasm lovey. GET MICKEY!

SM- Which one?

JM- What do you mean?

SM- I've passed three.

JM- I just knew that man had perfected human (Mouse) cloning!

MH- He doesn't know.

JM- Know what?

SM- This is going to be messy.

JM- Know what?

SM- Mickey mouse is a cartoon.

JM- Obviously, I watch it on TV all the time! It's a biography!

SM- He's not real!

JM- DON'T SAY THAT SEBBIE ITS SANTA ALL OVER AGAIN!