Mr. Shue waited for the last member of the club to come in before opening the meeting. "I called this emergency meeting to let you all know that for some reason, Figgins is giving us another year. That means that we have to prepare twice as hard & really wow the judges."

"Does that mean Berry will get her ass in the back?" Santana folded her arms.

"Santana." Mr. Shue sighed.

"No, I will not, Santana." Rachel said haughtily. "I have the strongest voice-"

"Loudest whine." Marcy coughed into her fist.

Rachel glared at her as Santana offered a fist-bump & the others chuckled. "I'm the biggest asset to the team."

"You're the biggest pain in the team's ass." Artie muttered.

"What was that, Artie?" She leveled her glare on him.

"He said you're a pain in the ass!" Marcy yelled.

Santana couldn't hold it in & laughed. Loudly.

"Mr. Shue, they're ganging up on me!" Rachel told.

"We're going to showcase more talent next year." Mr. Shue promised.

A small cheer went up.

"Now that that's out the way; how was the wedding?"

"Oh, it was small & intimate." Mercedes twisted her wedding band around her finger.

"Small & intimate?!" Santana looked at her like she was crazy. "It was huge & wild! It was a sure enough party!"

"Everyone was singing & dancing." Brittany nodded.

"Your people know how to party." Matt added. "It was hard for me to wake up the next morning."

Mike grinned. "Sorry about that."

"I'm just glad we stayed the weekend & I had a chance to sleep some of that off."

"D-do you have pictures?" Tina asked.

"We won't get our pictures back for some time but we took some on our phones." Mercedes said.

"Britt & I got one with Cher & Elton John." Santana brought out her phone.

"I'm not even surprised you know Cher." Kurt threw his hands up.

"Snoop Dogg was there." Matt said. "He was there with his family. It was so cool."

"How do you know Snoop Dogg?" Artie demanded.

"He covered one of Grandmom's songs on his debut album. Apparently like Mr. Shue, he grew up a fan & was totally jazzed to meet her when he got famous. He always stayed in touch." Marcy explained.

Tina gave Santana's phone to Artie. "S-so you had a great t-time?"

"So much. I hadn't had a good time at a wedding since Marc's & Laura's." She waved a hand.

"Wasn't that the last wedding you were at?" Artie gave her major side-eye.

"So?"

Kurt waved that away. "I want to know how was the honeymoon! I bet Milan is beautiful this time of year."

"It is." Quinn nodded. "We had a lot of fun. We ate great food, went shopping, saw movies, visited family, all sorts of things. We were busy the entire time."

"I wanna know if you got busy the entire time." Santana grinned.

Puck & Finn glared at her. Mike, Mercedes & Quinn blushed.

"You know they did." Marcy caused trouble. "When you're told you can do something you've been forbidden to do, it's a little disappointing because the fun is in the risk & then you remember it's sex so you have at it."

"Patti know what's up!" Santana hooted.

"This is an inappropriate topic to discuss. Especially on school grounds. With a faculty advisor." Mr. Shue cleared his throat.

"You're so stuffy, Mr. Shue." Marcy stuck her tongue out. "How did you ever get married in the first place?"

"Marcy! You know he's getting a divorce!" Mercedes was super embarrassed.

"Is his stuffiness why?"

"Marcy!" Mike facepalmed. "Stop it!"

"What?!" Marcy didn't get it. "It has to be his personality because let's face it, as a teacher, Mr. Shue is hot."

A lot of mouths fell open.

Santana cocked her head. "She's right. You have an innocence thing going on that I could totally destroy."

"Stop it, San." Brittany pinched her leg.

"You're only so buttoned up because you got in their cousin's pants! & what pants to get into!" Santana fanned herself. "Whoo!"

"Santana!" Matt snapped.

She groaned. "You've got to let me finish! He's gorgeous! For Brittany."

He eyed her but she smiled at him innocently. He relaxed. "Your cousin did seem pretty nice."

"Monty's completely nice." Marcy shrugged. "He's just… ah… free spirited."

"What d-does that mean?" Tina asked.

"Slut!" Artie coughed.

"Love Monty to pieces but he gets around." Marcy shrugged.

"Well he said he'd see me this summer." Brittany smiled, pleased with herself.

Marcy looked at Mike. "You should tell her."

"I don't want her feelings hurt." He shook his head.

"& they're not going to be when he moves on?"

Mike groaned.

"Your cousin's a player?" Santana crossed her arms.

"Kind of." Quinn admitted. "When he said this summer, he meant Marcy's spring birthday. He's graduating this year & doesn't want to be tied down."

Brittany pouted. "But we had so much fun."

"He did have fun." Mercedes soothed her. "He's very sincere & in the moment when he's with a girl but he gets bored quickly & never makes promises without a loophole."

"What does he look like?" Kurt asked.

Santana sat up & opened her mouth. Matt glared at her. She sat back & closed her mouth.

Marcy's lips twitched. "He looks like Marc except dark & bald."

"How dark?" Kurt noticed Santana & Matt & wanted to laugh.

"Brotha is darkness!"

"Marcy!" Mercedes clapped a hand to her mouth when a giggle fell out.

"He is!" Marcy defended her stance. "You'd think his shadow was talkin!"

Quinn clapped both hands to her mouth as Mike fell out laughing.

"Damn, Mini Mama! You gon dog your cousin like that?" Puck raised a brow.

"No shade but bro-man is pitch black. There's nothing wrong with that. He has great skin & he looks nice & keeps himself looking nice. What else do you want?"

Santana, whose lips have been fighting to smile, shook her head. "He might be dark as…"

"Tar?" Marcy supplied.

Santana grinned. "No."

"Night?"

"No."

"The soul of Satan?"

"Shut up!" Santana laughed. "He may be dark as he is but he's as fine as he wants to be."

"Why is he so dark?" Brittany wanted to know.

Marcy shrugged. "He's the darkest one in his family. Daddy's the darkest one of his siblings & so is Monty."

"It seems like it's like that with every branch of that branch of the Jones." Mercedes said. "I'm the darkest one out of me, Marce & Marc."

"But you're not dark." Brittany shook her head.

"But I'm the darkest one."

"Monty looks like he could be Daddy's son while Marc looks like he could be Uncle Mitchell's son." Marcy said.

"That song you all sang at the reception gave me life." Santana winked at Mike, who hung his head.

"I see I'm going to have to lock you up." Matt said.

"What?! I've never even heard of that song & they were just sex in tuxes!" Santana shivered. "I didn't know which one I was more surprised about. Or in lust with."

"Stop it."

"You gotta let butterflies fly, man." Artie made a bird with his hands & imitated its wings fluttering.

"Thank you!" Santana looked at Artie with new eyes.

Matt twisted his lips. "I liked the song your grandmother sang."

"Christina Barnes sang?!" Mr. Shue started paying attention again.

"She sung a few songs. We all did." Mercedes smiled at him.

"I went home & asked my dads if they knew of a Christina Barnes & they pulled out her records." Rachel admitted.

"She would love all of that." Mike said. "She loves meeting fans."

"I just want an autograph for my mother." Mr. Shue geeked. "Do you think you can get me one?"

"Ask her yourself." Marcy moved all of her hair to one side. "She's going to be at my birthday party & I'm inviting all of you."

"All of us?" Rachel narrowed her eyes.

"Yes, even you, baby potato."

"Baby potato?" Rachel was thrown.

"Don't ask. It'll hurt your feelings."

Rachel took the advice & sat back with a smile. "Yay." She was invited to a party.

Mr. Shue on the other hand was close to passing out again.

Mercedes rubbed his back. "Just concentrate on pulling air in & pushing it out."