Sonic's Insane Life-By InuSonishaUnlimited

Disclaimer: I don't own SEGA or their characters. Also, there are some characters that are not mine in this story, some of which came from DeviantART or otherwise. I will point out these characters and their creators, so that they recieve their credit. Either way....that's done.

Summary: Basically put, this story is all about insane, crazy adventures that Sonic and his friends go through in his life. Lots of craziness ensues here, so here's the lowdown: This is M-rated, so kiddies should stay away. There is Strong Language, Strong Violence, Nudity, Lots of Sex and Absolue Insanity. Flames will be punished with a harsh message from me, so think twice about doing it. I take suggestions for characters to show up or scenarios, but otherwise, have fun and hope you enjoy!

News Update- I know, I know, it's been a while but the Insanity is still coming. Your patience is appreciated.

InuSonishaUnlimited: Hope everyone enjoyed the previous chapter.

Sonic: Sure they did.

InuSonishaUnlimited: Viewers, continue to keep this one alive as I do so as well. Thank you very much and happy insanity.

Insane Day 49: Odd Circumstances and Odder Events

Nine Eggmen across the world all wanting the same goal: World Domination. Eggman finishes the repairs to the space station he occupies and with the systems completely online, he starts up the weaponry. "All right, you sons of bitches....you all die!" Eggman shouts as all the weapons start to glow...and do nothing. "Gah, what the fuck is wrong with these things!?" he shouts as he bangs on the keyboard. Finally, they go off but they go off in the wrong places, resulting in damages to private property, several public places and several innocent lives. "Son of a bitch!!" Eggman shouts.

Meanwhile, Sonic, Silver and Blaze were exiting the Netherregions, seeing the madness enveloping in the world. "What the hell happened here...?" the blue hedgehog asks, seeing various colored Eggbots all over the place, punching and kicking each other. "Did Eggman start taking drugs while making his bots or what?" Blaze asks, ducking from a swearing Eggbot flying overhead. "I don't know, but we gotta get out of here and fast." Silver says as Eggman walks up to Sonic. "Hedgehog!" he shouts, looking at the blue hedgehog. "Well that rules out the drugs, he can still recognize me." Sonic says, the other two giggling.

"I have no time for this! I've got problems! The Eggmen of the past are within this time period and causing havoc!" Eggman shouts, immediately catching Sonic's attention. "So...how many we talking about here?" the blue hedgehog asks with a mischievous look on his face. "Nine of them, why?" Eggman replies. "Perfect...the one opportunity to live out a nightmare, multiple Eggmen. This is going to be fun." Sonic says, dashing off with Silver and Blaze in hot pursuit.

Meanwhile, Shadow overlooks the chaos of the city but turns to see one of the 9 Eggmen on the loose. "Well well well, you're looking different, Eggman." Shadow says, noticing the slight French appearance of the Eggman. "And who are you?" he asks, with a french accent, of course. "You think you can confuse me?" Shadow asks, leaping at the Eggman. "You won't topple me!" the Egg-frenchy shouts as his Egg-Mobile turns into a floating disc with machine guns. He spins it wildly, which turns out to be a fatal flaw. The way the machine spins, it is unable to shoot vertically, which makes Shadow untouchable being straight above him. Within a series of Homing Attacks and kicks, Shadow beats down the Egg-frenchy, watching him turn to ashes. "Hmm...interesting." he says as he leaves.

Back at the Mystic Ruins, Sonic busts into the door of the workshop, stopping while seeing F. Tails, Natasha and Zeta stretching as they see on the video they are watching. "Not gonna ask..guys, we gotta get moving." Sonic says. "A problem?" Zeta asks, standing up straight. "Yeah, nine Eggmen are on the loose around the area! Nine Eggmen!" Sonic shouts excitedly. "Sonic, I think you need to lay off the sugar a bit..." Natasha says, giggling. "But I haven't had any sugar...anyway, we gotta find them and knock them down a couple notches!" Sonic smirks. "All right, time to get out the plane then." F. Tails says, smiling as she gets up.

"Eight." Shadow says, entering the house. "Eight Eggman left." "Aww you took one out first!?" Sonic asks as the door is once more knocked open without warning. "Guys, there's a bunch of Eggmen flying all over the place!" Knuckles says with Tikal gripping his ear. "I'm not finished with you, knucklehead!...Oh, hey Sonic and all." Tikal says, first with anger and then a calm, pleasant voice. "Yeah, Knuckles, we know about the Eggmen. Let's get going!" Sonic says. "I already took care of one." Shadow says, lounging on the couch. "Pussy." M. Tails says, receiving a chuckle from Shadow along with a magazine throw at his head.

As the team heads out to do battle, Shade and Rashia enter the house, sitting with their black hedgehog beau. "Welcome, ladies." Shadow says as they put their arms around him. "Hey Shadow, we got something." Shade says as they both show him a small box. Rashia opens it up and there within are twirled, white pieces of paper. "Ahh...this should be good." Shadow smirks as he lights one and puts it in his mouth. Within moments, the house is fogged with smoke as the three get "inspired" by the power of the dope. "You...you know....I always....always thought...Sonic...was gay..." Shadow says slurring as he speaks. "He did...did seem kinda....kinda...kinda odd..." Shade says, puffing away. "Was...was this couch...always here? It's.....it's so comfy...." Rashia says, her head waving about.

Back in Station Square, Amy walks out of her apartment and looks up at a german-style Eggman landing on the scene. "And now, I take this city!" he shouts with the german accent in his voice. "Oh no you won't!" Amy shouts, drawing her hammer. The Egg-german turns his Egg-Mobile into what looks like a moving missle-launching block. He starts firing missles at Amy, thinking they wouldn't miss being at such close range. Amy, however, proves to be very surprising by knocking every missle back at the Eggman, his ashy body falling to the ground along with pieces of metal from the machine. "Wow, I did it! Wait till I tell Sonic!" Amy shouts, twirling her hammer in the air and over her shoulder a la Final Fantasy VII.

Over the skies of Egypt, an Egyptian-style Eggman floats over a pyramid, laughing. "Haha! This was built for me!" he shouts, watching people walk by blatantly ignoring him. "It wasn't built for your big fat ass!" he hears as the Tornado zooms straight towards him. The blue hedgehog and his friends zoom straight to him as he changes his Egg-Mobile into a big robotic sand scorpion. Scraping the barrel on mechs aside, the Egg-egyptian makes his way across the sand, but soon growls at himself for making a horrifically funny flaw. The big scorpion can't fly, making the most useful weapons on it useless. To say the least, Sonic was baffled. "Are you telling me these Eggmen were that stupid that long time ago?" Sonic asks, scratching the back of his head. "I'm not sure...but that makes our job easy, that's for sure." M. Tails says, firing missles down into the scorpion-bot. The metallic lug doesn't stand a chance and is dismantled, with the Eggman sinking into the sand. "NOOOO!!!" he shouts before disappearing into nothingness. "All right! Seven Eggmen to....hold up. Hello?" Sonic says, picking up his vibrating cell phone. "Sonic, I beat Eggman! Isn't that great!?" Amy shouts excited. "Oh yeah, that's great Amy! Okay, I'll see you later." Sonic says, hanging up. "Make that six.

Make that five, with the Tornado over the Middle East and the arabian Eggman emerging and knocking into a cliff-face. The result is the machine gets caught in the middle of a rock and a hard place...literally. Enough Homing Attacks and some select attacks from the laser-firing Zeta and wickedly-powered Natasha make this Eggman disappear. "This is almost too easy." Silver says as he searches and sees an abandoned portable television in the sand, depicting an attack in London. No sooner do they see this do they make their way there, watching a British Eggman fool around with Big Ben. "I say, this plan is foolproof! Everyone will be disoriented thanks to my meddling of time!" he says with such pride, forgetting the time period he is in completely. Everyone looks at their watches and shrugs at the big clock as F. Tails stands at the top of the tower. "Eat lead, you fat fuck!" she shouts, a flurry of shots hitting the Egg-Mobile before it could even transform.

Four remaining, and they all happen to be in one place: Eggman's land base. They happen to be fighting themselves over who gets to take this base. "Gah, I can't take this anymore!" Eggman shouts, getting out of this chair. "What are you going to do, fat ass?" Metal asks, sipping his mystery concoction. "I'm getting rid of the past." he says, slamming the door. He exits to the opening of a gun turret, sitting in it with his eyes narrowed at the remaining targets. "All right, time for me to...huh?" Eggman says, looking over to see the Tornado flying straight at them. With an evil smirk, he turns his attention to the plane and starts shooting quickly. "Whoa, evasive maneuvers!" Sonic shouts, the female fox complying as the plane spins radically. Gripping the side of the plane with her fingers dug into the metal, Zeta starts shooting back with her arm, firing in a machine-gun spray of lasers at the gun turret. Eggman ducks, but the turret can't, which is shown when the lasers hit it and make it explode. "Damn it all!!!" Eggman shouts as he is flung out of the room. While hanging around, Zeta turns her attention to the four Eggmen, making expert shots and sending them down into the darkness of the canyon beneath Eggman's base.

"Awesome shot, Zeta!" Sonic shouts with a thumbs up. As the plane lands back onto the Mystic Ruins, Sonic and the gang enters and notice the smell. "Hey, someone's been holding out on us!" M. Tails says, the others turning to him confused. "I'm not even going to ask if you do dope, M. Tails...oh my god!" Sonic says, seeing Shadow, Shade and Rashia pretty much wasted on the couch. "He....he...hey guys..." Shadow says, very slurry. "My god, what were you smoking?" Natasha asks, the ladies holding the genuine articles used. "Damn it, and you didn't even save any!" Sonic says, looking mad at them. "Sorry.....we was...you know....just....you know..." Shade giggles. "Well, you guys are wasted...so we'll leave you here...and let you be wasted.." Knuckles says. "You're coming with me!" Tikal shouts, tugging him away. "Ahhh!!" he shouts as he disappears. "Poor bastard." Sonic says, the others shaking their heads.

InuSonishaUnlimited: At long last, an update to the insanity. Coming up, Knuckles falls in love with a murderous computer, Sonic and Shadow race to win and more madness in the next Day.

Sonic: It's been so long, it's good to be getting out the old words again.

F. Tails: Without a doubt that was fun.

Knuckles: I still can't believe they used all the dope!

Shadow: You probably have some stashed under your big gem.

Knuckles: Why else do you think Tikal was punishing me?

Sonic: I was kinda wondering throughout this episode....