Sorry for missing this one.. As you might have noticed I'm tired~
Texas: That ain't an excuse.
WW: Your the one who's supposed to be wrting these things in the first place..
Dear Austin,
I think I like you very much, da? So willing to become one with Russia. We will be best friends, da? Spasiba for the vodka, I was in very much in need of it. Your father is a terrible shot, you know that? He missed me completely. As for the pictures, France sent them to all the countries Napoleon took over/invaded/attacked/ruled. I have some of England too if you want them. (insert pictures of a provocative Pirate England and Punk England)
Russia
P.S. Here are some sunflowers. Take good care of them, and please get Houston to stop his self-mutilation, I need him to be one with me too.
Dear Russia,
I'm glad I can always make a new friend!
I'm glad you enjoy the vodka- I'm pretty into self-sufficiency so I grew the potatoes myself. Distilling was a pain though.
And Dad tends to get that way when he's angry. If he wasn't so PO'd that you threatened his citizens he would probably be a better shot.
Ah. Okay. I get it. *sees Pirate England* …. Wow. Those are... um... England-y. Thanks.
Write back soon,
Floramundi "Austin" Jones
P.S. I took away the fork from him. Now he's just sitting in a corner looking depressed.
...How did you know I am a Pirate!England fan?
