A/N: This is the final chapter of this fic. I'm going to try to get a short Halloween series up again for this year, but I'm going to need some ideas from you guys. Also, I'm going to need to start it in September if I want to get it done in time. My time is constricted now that I'm in college. So, for now, I bid you adiu. Read and review? Enjoy!
Chapter Based Off: Twilight The Movie (which I refuse to see)
dISCLAIMER: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
They Know
"This is ludicrous! I don't look anything like that!" Edward exclaimed, pointing to the very drunk looking actor on the screen, who was currently driving a silver Volvo down a long, deserted road at an alarming speed.
"You don't drive a hatchback, either," Alice pointed out. "But look at her! I mean, me! I don't have brown hair! And it's not longish!"
"Yeah! And since when are you as tall as me?" Jasper cried, glaringly at the not-very-pixie-like girl who had her arm slung around a blonde boy who was playing guitar. "But I look kind of hot."
"At least someone does." Rosalie grumbled. "I'm supposed to be unearthly beautiful. That girl looks like she just came out of the back streets of Brooklyn."
"Where did my curls go?" Emmett shrieked, grabbing big fistfuls of black curls in his hands.
"Probably the same place my blow dryer went." Carlisle put in. "Seriously, hair gel is so fifties."
"Well, I look alright, I guess." Bella stated, staring intrigued at the mousy girl "But I think she's slightly prettier than me."
"Well, I don't see anything wrong with me." Esme said, analyzing the beautiful brunette. "Actually, I think she's quite good. Aside from the fact that her children can fly over the tree tops. "
"Edward!"
"What?! Emmett, you didn't have to yell in my ear, you know!" Edward growled back.
"But you killed Bambi!"
Everyone groaned, although Jasper snapped out of it first.
"Guys, you realize what this mean, right?" He said, gesturing towards the DVD player.
No one responded.
"They know about us!"
There was a stunned silence for a moment, before everyone chorused "NOOOOOOO!"
