Author's Note: Here's the next one enjoy! I kept on cringing when I typed this on my phone. Gawds the puns nearly killed me.
Disclaimer: Fire Emblem belongs to Nintendo
Law 98: the puns and incest jokes are to stop, please. The cringe of them is starting to make the army want to kill you. Especially the incest jokes, Eirika and Ephraim are about to blow, same for the Jugdral gang, and the puns.
"Hey! Guys! I have a joke!" Ike called out, making the lords look at him. It was the annual all fire emblem characters party, so everyone was there.
"What's Cordelia's favorite internet browser? Google Chrom!"
No one laughed, the next thing he knew he was on the ground being trampled by 4 Pegasus. "Amen." everyone chorused.
"I am unAbel to think of one, eh, eh." Hector, Bartre and Dorcas guffawed, Marth and Kris palmed there face, Abel just laughed at his joke.
"I Cain't make one Rath now, I will join the Frey later." at Cain's words everyone cringed.
"Everyone is inSain! Get it?" Mia was bombarded with javelins.
"I am Louise'ing my mind!" Pent was bombarded with arrows.
"What do Seliph and Eprhaim have in common? There love interests are Irresisterble!" Eirika, Ephraim, and Seliph took out there weapons and proceeded to stab the chokuso out of Gauis.
"Stop, please just stop!" Mark wailed banging her head on the table. "What's the title if Kaden and Elise made a song? Fur Elise!"
Mark cried, banging her head on the table. "Kill me."
"If you don't stop all of Mark's Pent up anger will be unleashed!" Mark took her boot and threw it at Sain's head.
"Stop Erk'ing her." she took her other boot and threw it at Kent.
"Mark, calm down. Don't throw things" Lyn admonished holding on her best friend's hand.
"Lyn, kill me! I can't take it anymore!" Mark wailed crying in Lyn's arms. "There, there."
"The incest joke about me and Ephraim are getting old. What if we're close to the point of being touchy with each other, that isn't weird! The incest jokes should belong to the FE4 guys!" Eirika exclaimed, pointing at the Jugdral gang
"Hey!" everyone shouted.
"It's true! You guys flat out marry your half brother, cousins and relatives! Your game is all about incest!"
"Well, it is true." Arvis agreed. "Arvis?!" Lachesis shouted, "It's true!"
"Calm down," Corrin tried to stop the impending chaos that is about happen.
"How about FE14! You can marry your cousin, sisters and same sex support!"
"Hey! My black family adopted me that means we aren't related! And my white family are my step siblings so not related!"
"Azura?"
"Marrying your cousin is legal!" with those words he shoves a paper at Eirika's face, there on the paper was a itty bitty letter of fine print on the bottom, stating that indeed marrying your cousin is legal.
"Well, guess it's true." Eirika relented when she reads the words.
"Incest is life!" Niles shouted from somewhere.
"Heck no!"
"I'm surrounded by idiots," Mark groaned out, dropping her head on the table.
The End
