Part 53: Just A Car Crash Away.
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How is your night out with Gregory? No altercations I hope. -SH
Fffiiiiiiiiiiinee
I take it you have taken it upon yourself to see whom may get the most intoxicated quickest. You should have invited me, I would have drawn up data. -SH
Noooooooooooooo udd tul mey owf
Contrary to popular belief. I am not your mother. -SH
Yuhhhh lukk gud inn drusssss
I highly doubt that. I'd hardly find a cause to dress in drag John. Do be serious. -SH
Grug esssss drnkk
I guessed as much. -SH
Eyyys drnkerr dannnn mey
I believe you could hold your liquor in opposition with Gregory, seeing as you have more of a tolerance to alcohol, seeing as you consume it weekly. -SH
Lyukkkk eyt Gruggg duncinn
Gregory is dancing? Really, John? Have you taken it upon yourself to take video evidence for me? -SH
Yussss eytsss funee
I'm sure it is. Where might Gregory be dancing? -SH
Onnnn daa tublee
He is dancing on the table? What sort of establishment are you in, John? I'm quite sure standard pubs despise rowdy behaviour such as the desecration of furniture. -SH
Barre mun luffinnnnnn
He seems a little too laid back. I'm sure he is weeks away from being reprimanded. -SH
Weyyy lykke hum
What is the name of this BarMan? I am taking it upon myself to make sure he is dealt with. You haven't approached him have you? -SH
Nuuuuh Grugg gut drnksss
Oh. That is good. Do not speak to him John, leave Gregory to do the talking. -SH
Wuhhy
He is distasteful and unprofessional. I do not want him looking at you in a lecherous manner. -SH
Yuhh juleos
Quite. Get Gregory to contact me, I would like a word with him. -SH
Kkkkkkk
YUASSSS
Ah, Gregory. You seem to have forgotten our deal. You were aloud to accompany John on a night like this as long as you kept an eye on him. Now, this BarMan he speaks of seems to be acting below the standards of his profession. I would like it if you were to handle all interaction with said man, and make sure John does not come into contact with him. -SH
YUASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Do you comprehend what I am asking of you? -SH
TYYYYYUKIIUUUUUSSSASSSS
Doubtful. This is of paramount importance Gregory. Sober up. -SH
UUUUYYUR JOLOOOOS
I am nothing of the sort. This mans descriptions seems inept and I wish him not to leer at John from afar. -SH
BLUOWWWKE NUTET GUAYY
Got to hear. Please keep an eye on John and this monotonous barman's interactions. Keep them at a distance at all times. -SH
WTVERRRRRRRRRRR
John, tell Gregory to answer my texts with seriousness. His ridiculously incompetent replies are starting to become incorrigible. -SH
Heyyyy sluiep noweeew
What a surprise. How are you planning on getting home? -SH
Ckjarrr
There is no way in which you could operate a motor vehicle successfully in your current state. -SH
Waynaaa duvee grugggds cuerrr
Under no circumstances are you to go behind the wheel. Do you understand me John? You will cause an accident as well as I hiring yourself and countless others, and spend a considerable amount of time in prison with the sentence of drink driving. -SH
Buytrtt eyyyy wanneraaaa
I think it will be best for both parties if I take a cab and make sure you get home safely. -SH
Purteyyyy puoppprer
No. I am being a sensible partner, making sure that the man I hold dear does not come to any harm. -SH
Aheywwww uyoooow lubvvv meyyyyt uyw wayunaa kusssss meyyyy
Thank you for that incomprehensible verse. Now, are you still in The Admiral's Arms? -SH
Mubueyyyyyy
John. This is of grave importance. Where are you? -SH
Huerrrryre
Yes, of course your there. My query was as to where might 'there' be. -SH
Nuyttt derrrr huyherr
You are beginning to annoy me greatly John. I will put a stop to these drunken nights with Gregory if you do not answer sensibly. I am aware that it is challenging with that much alcohol present in your veins, but try. -SH
Urnbdnnnnmmmmm
Even I could not understand that utterance. -SH
Yruss
Yes, what? -SH
Yuhgsss eymmm ireyn dayt purvvvb
Well done, John. Now sit tight and make sure Gregory does not try to do anything that could inflict harm upon you. -SH
Kcayuuy
I am attending all future nights out with you. I am aware of your objections but it would prove cheaper in the long run, as well as considerably safer. -SH
Nkoooowwwwww
We can discuss this when you have a clear head. -SH
Yyuhuyrrr evuillll
I am not 'evil'. I am just increasingly worried about you when you are in a comatose state due to alcohol. Gregory does not seem to be of any help in guarding your safety and I am sick with worry of what disillusioned idea you come up with next to harm yourself without my presence. -SH
Humfff yuore nokww furrrn
You can still have a generous amount of fun in my company. I will remain quiet and refrain from giving views on your stupid tasks as long as they are deemed safe. -SH
Lutkee samburrkaaa
Well, obviously you can divulge in drinking Sambuka if you wish. Provided you diminish the flames first. -SH
Guuuuhd uooore nuhrrt daaayt borung
Thank you. I am glad you think so John. Now I am within the vicinity, where might you be? -SH
Uynudurrr tayuburhlll
Obviously. -SH
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