Naruto was writing his signature on yet another paper as he held his son close to his chest, the large grin not quite gone from his grin from when he had been chosen as hokage three days ago.
There was something really exciting about seeing his name on an important document. It was almost too much when a shinobi came through his doors and asked him a question he could answer.
It was just wonderful.
Though he had signed hundreds of these papers already, as well as settled a large number of disputes as well.
He wrote out the next letter, determined for it to be special as his grin grew large enough to swallow his own face. Once he was done writing the personal invitation with chicken scratch penmanship, he signed it as he had done so many other letters.
He put it in an envelope, shut it, then laid it on top of his 'To Go' folder.
Excitement had been keeping him up at a high for over 37 hours, and was beginning to cave back on him.
With a yawn, he turned sparkling blue eyes on his two advisors, one on each side of him.
"We're in the Hokage's office."
Shikamaru sighed, rolling his eyes in annoyance. Neji looked away.
"We know."
They chorused, which did not discourage the blonde.
"I'm the hokage!"
"We know."
Naruto hugged his mini teme bastard to his chest, making the small boy squirm for a moment in discomfort, then calm as he cuddled deeper into the red and white robe of his mother.
"Better believe it you know!"
He looked so happy, it appeared as if he would begin squealing with the joy of it all.
Fortunately, his happiness was contagious. Within a moment, Shikamaru leaned forward slightly, a half smile on his face as he closed his eyes in contentment. Neji smirked openly, arms folded over his chest in his usual Hyuuga way.
Standing guard at the door, Sasuke's usually hard eyes were soft on his uke lover, basking in the joy the blonde felt. Naruto met eyes with his teme bastard from his desk, his grin showing off almost every white tooth in his mouth in a Naruto way, his eyes becoming sealed shut with it.
"Hey, teme bastard! I'm your kage now! How do you like that!"
Sasuke smirked at the triumph he could clearly make out on his lover's face.
"It turns me on, actually."
Naruto choked, face going red as he looked from his silent two year old to his Uchiha husband, then swinging his head wildly from side to side to stare with horror at Shikamaru and Neji, who were snickering.
"Not in front of Kosuke, your bastards!"
Shikamaru tapped a finger to the envelope on top of the mission reports on the desk.
"Why did you have to send a personal invitation to the Sabaku's to your party this week?"
"'Cause! He's one of my bust buds!"
Naruto said stubbornly, not witnessing the scowl that crossed his son's face at the mentioned name. Neji leaned forward to explain it in greater detail to the hokage.
"He knows that. He just doesn't understand why you couldn't just ask them to stay until the party, seeing as it took them three days to get here, and will take them three days to get here. They'll arrive the same day as your party, if not a day later."
Shikamaru sighed.
"I have to have someone do commentary for me, how troublesome."
Meanwhile, Naruto was having a moment where he realized he had just made a stupid mistake.
"Why didn't you guys tell me that earlier?!"
They shrugged and Sasuke shook his head. Naruto leaned back in his chair with the first scowl he had experienced since being appointed kage on his face.
"They better get here fast, better believe it!"
Neji sighed, Shikamaru rubbed the back of his neck, and Sasuke's mouth twitched with dry amusement.
"I doubt they'd miss it for the world."
Naruto scowled, sifting through a drawer on the desk for something. He pulled the object out with a victorious grin.
"Just in case."
Everyone groaned, both at his stupidity, and his innocence. Even Kosuke shared the sound of exasperation with them.
Gaara had given up attempting to write the report before him as he leaned back in his seat, his mouth gaping open ever so slightly as his one hand wondered beneath the desk.
Sweat was beginning to bathe his skin as he shuddered again, his teeth gritting together as his eyes clenched shut for one moment. Then he opened them again, almost entirely glazed over with pleasure and heated irritation.
It all suddenly stopped when footsteps pounded down the hall towards his office, signaling for him to put an act up.
A chuunin charged through the door, his mouth wide open, as were his eyes, as he charged towards the desk before the large window that was unusually closed.
Luckily, he saw nothing else different with the scene before him: An empty surface, aside from one half finished report, before a Kazekage, who was composed as ever, who was watching him calmly.
"What is it?"
That gave the chuunin pause, startled by the rasping tone of the man. Then he went on.
"Kazekage! We have an important message here from Konoha! It's marked by the hokage himself as important!"
He was so busy untying the important document from his vest, he missed the redhead roll his eyes into the back of his head momentarily and grit his teeth. By the time the young man turned back around, Gaara appeared no different from before.
The chuunin came forward, taking careful notice of his kage's flinch as he stood directly before the desk. He set the important document on the desk, which pacifically stated 'Important Classified Mail'.
Which must mean it was really important.
Gaara looked from it, to the chuunin that was looking down at him wit concern.
"Is this all?"
Again, the chuunin was startled by the rasping of the other's voice.
"Sir, are you okay?"
Gaara nodded, then gestured for the man to leave. The chuunin remained stubborn, believing something was terribly wrong with their leader.
"Are you sure? If not, I can summon a healing nin-"
"Your concern is duly noted. You may leave… Now."
The chuunin fled like a bat out of hell, never having heard the kage growl before.
Gaara's sand slammed the door shut behind the hasty man, then he leaned back against the chair, finally releasing a long needed sigh as his hands tangled anew into the mop of black hair underneath the table.
Lee, mortification coloring his face red, was also looking awed by what he had just did.
He had just given his husband a blow job… While someone else was in the room.
That had been so… Different. So very… Mind blowing!
His blush increased as he wiped at the essence that had splattered over his face, his obsidian eyes meeting his husband's shyly.
Gaara nodded, stroking the man's raven black hair as he pushed his chair back so Lee could come out from underneath his desk.
"Thank you, Lee."
Lee smiled sheepishly.
"You were very stressed, Gaara- love. I wanted to do whatever was needed to help you relax!"
Just barely noticeable, Gaara's lip twitched up for a small second.
"You've seem stressed as well. Tonight, I'll return the favor."
Lee's blush increased. His eyes shot around, embarrassed, but pleased. His eyes landed on the manila folder on Gaara's desk. He cocked his head curiously as he studied the handwriting on the front.
"Whatever it is, it appears that Naruto-kun himself wrote it… It must be an extremely important document!"
Gaara leaned up slightly to tuck his member back into his pants, than flapped his kage robe back over himself.
"Or extremely stupid."
Lee, clearly offended, twisted his head back around to Gaara.
"Gaara! How can you say such a thing about our most youthful friend? Who, his whole life, has been determined in this one goal!?"
"Who, though great of heart, is not so bright?"
Lee pouted, putting his hands on his knees as he glared up at his lover.
"Then open the message up so we may see who is right!"
Obediently, Gaara took the folder off of his desk and opened it. Lee leaned over his shoulder to read the message along side him. For some few moments, they read it together. Then, Lee's face showed utter disappointment as he leaned back down, looking defeated.
"He labeled a message as Important Classified… Yet, it is only a party invitation…"
Tears began to form in his eyes, which Gaara wiped away as he sighed in the disappointment he, himself, felt.
"I expected this…"
He stood up, grabbing Lee gently to pull up with him.
"We'll have to leave today after we're prepared."
For my 50th chapter, I just gave you a blowjob and a party invitation! Of course, both of them, I discussed with ridiculously spaced out and dotted name heart.
