So the girls have asked for an outtake of Alice/Jasper and Elizabeth...I will save it for the end so you can enjoy it in its glory...
Carlisle walks up the stairs and into the kitchen as we all follow in behind him.
It is like a blind date.
Except everyone is dead.
Elizabeth stands with her hands behind her back and flutters her eyes at Carlisle.
I am offended she has forgotten about me so quickly.
"Miss Swan…my name is Carlisle Masen. Would up please do me the honor of allowing me to be the one to take your virtue?" Carlisle asks with a bow.
Such manners.
"It is me who would be honored Mr. Masen." Elizabeth says coyly and he walks forward to take her hand.
They disappear up the stairs and I turn towards the others.
"I think this is going to work!" I cheer and do a fist pump in the air.
The four of them look at me like I am insane.
The sounds of moaning and groaning start coming from the second floor and Bella looks like she might hurl.
"You guys make yourself comfortable. I'm going to take Bella…yeah, I'm going to take Bella." I say as I pull her out the door and towards the pool house.
I have never been so thankful that I furnished that son of a bitch as I am right now.
I push her against the wall as soon as we are through the door.
Her hands go right to my hair and mine go to her fucking awesome ass and we just kiss.
It feels so good.
My hand is making the trip up her side from her ass to her tits when I hear someone clearing their throat.
"Excuse me, but would you be so kind to take your hands off my daughter."
Fuck me…
Oh shit...and now I have to go be an adult for a while so yell at me and I will see you in about 4 hours!
