I don't know why, but I really like this one. Enjoy. -

Yuugi
You know I just don't get it
Last year I was nobody
This year I'm world champion
Now everybody wants to come around like I have to do duel them
Heh, what do you want from me, my Dark Magician?
Get the fuck out of here

Chorus One: Eminem

You see I'm, just Yuugi Mutou (Yuugi Mutou)
I'm just a regular guy,
I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me)
Nobody ever noticed me before,
all they did was bully me (did was bully me)
Now everybody wanna run they mouth
and try to play cards with me (play cards with me)

Yuugi
Yo, you might see me dueling, you might see me at school
You might see me at school with Anzu Mazaki
chewing her head off in the cafeteria with my Grandpa's false teeth
hollerin at her cause the blue-eyed bitch won't quit yappin
(Friendship, BLAH BLAH) Or leanin out of the shop, with a sturdy broom
Sweeping up dust in front of the house that I live in
Lookin for the spirit's past, my hair looks ridiculous
yellow and red and black like I don't see what the big deal is
Triple-colored hairdo that costs more than what's in my wallet
Upset, cause Honda and Jou just missed all this
Watchin me beat Pegasus, let Jou get rich off 'em
and get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets
And amidst all this time freezing and Shadow deuls

I had to sit back and just watch and just get nauseous
and walk around with an tiny tv with my Grandpa on it

startin things like some 10-year-old skinny Kaiba ("Shut up, Mokie!")
I'm anti-Kaiba bros and Maximilian
with instincts to diss Tea, don't get me started
These fuckin brats can't play and Tristan's garbage
What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my hair gel
All I see is Pegasus on videos smiling
Whatever happened to straight men and sounding straight?
Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' fashioned
passionate ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes cape and your shirt tooken?
Mai Valentine sniffed perfume quite a bit

Fan boys/girls make me sick
And I can't wait 'til I catch all Kaiba shopping for clothes in public
I'ma love it.. (hahaha)
Seto Kaiba don't like me (uh-uh)
Said some shit in the tournament to spite me (yup)
Then went and dyed his hair just like me (hehe)
And my best friend wanna swear just like me
and run around screamin, "I'm a true duelist, come on and fight me " (nah nah)
I think I was put here to conquer the world
and destroy your little 8-year-old boy or girl
Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who steal my Root Beer
and call themselves "mutts" cause they look queer
Mai Kujaku and Shizuka Kawai
Claimin Domino, when y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin punks)
And I don't lose, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out of the arena
Ask Mokuba about the duel we had when he snuck out
after we found out who it was and he bugged out
(AHHH!) Gave up and got mauled by Kimo's hair, blaow!
Look at Tea runnin her mouth again
when she ain't seen the Shadow Realm, send her back again
And I don't need help, from Joey, to beat up Rebecca
who's eight and may try to have Teddy kick me to Mecca
"Starfish," you damn right, Starfish

I'm not just a plain fish that gets beat up by sharkfish!

Chorus Two: Yuugi

Cause I'm, just Yuugi Mutou (Yuugi Mutou)
I'm not a sports guy,
I'll stare you down if you talk about me (you talk about me)
Come and duel me on the streets alone
if you gamers doubt me (gamers doubt me)
And if you wanna run your mouth
then come take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)

Yuugi
Is it because you love me that y'all expect so much of me?
You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Joey
Now because of these purple eyes I've got

and this fucked up hair that I've got, I've gone pop?
The quiet life just spunned around and did a 360
Now Devlin dissed me and says I'm a big sissies
"Oh, he just did bribed of Pegasus,
so now he thinks he's too big to play a new game with me"
My Grandpa wants to sell my Millennium Puzzle
Probably because I solved it, and he was confuzzled A/N: Love that word. :D
Of course, where'd you think I picked up the habit of borrowing porn?
All I had to do was go in the kitchen and look behind the jar of moldy corn
Who's on that page, Mai Valentine or Tea Gardner?

It doesn't matter you /several seconds of silence/ faggot! A/N: I had to put in the slashes so you could distinguish it from the rest of the line. They used brackets and asterisks, and those don't show up on this site anymore. Sigh…
Talkin about I forgot most of "my" past
Spirit's just aggravated I'm cuter than him (KAWAII!)
So tell me, what the hell is a midget to do?
For every million I buy, another duelist challenges me
Gamers fightin and fussin over who wants to sit next to me in school
All the sudden, I got 90 some best friends (Hey it's me!)
My grandpa's friend's granddaughter who never seen me
or even bothered to call me until she saw me on TV
Now everybody's so happy and proud
I'm finally allowed to be seen in front of my house
Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the newsstand
to buy this cheap-ass game magazine with a food stamp
Skipped to the last page, flipped right fast
and what do I see? A picture of a duel with Kaiba in the past
Okay, let me give you magazineers some help:
uhh, here – DUEL DISKS, DUEL DISKS

Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to sell
Oh well, I'll even buy a couple myself

Chorus One (2X)