I don't know why, but I really like this one. Enjoy. -
Yuugi
You
know I just don't get it
Last year I was nobody
This year I'm
world champion
Now everybody wants to come around like I have to
do duel them
Heh, what do you want from me, my Dark Magician?
Get
the fuck out of here
Chorus One: Eminem
You see I'm,
just Yuugi Mutou (Yuugi Mutou)
I'm just a regular guy,
I don't
know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me)
Nobody ever noticed
me before,
all they did was bully me (did was bully me)
Now
everybody wanna run they mouth
and try to play cards with me (play
cards with me)
Yuugi
Yo, you might see me dueling, you
might see me at school
You might see me at school with Anzu
Mazaki
chewing her head off in the cafeteria with my Grandpa's
false teeth
hollerin at her cause the blue-eyed bitch won't quit
yappin
(Friendship, BLAH BLAH) Or leanin out of the shop, with a
sturdy broom
Sweeping up dust in front of the house that I live in
Lookin for the spirit's past,
my hair looks ridiculous
yellow and red and black like I don't see
what the big deal is
Triple-colored hairdo that costs more than
what's in my wallet
Upset, cause Honda and Jou just missed all
this
Watchin
me beat Pegasus, let Jou get rich off 'em
and get dollars that
shoulda been there's like they switched wallets
And amidst all
this time freezing and Shadow deuls
I
had to sit back and just watch and just get nauseous
and walk
around with an tiny tv with my Grandpa on it
startin
things like some 10-year-old skinny Kaiba ("Shut up, Mokie!")
I'm
anti-Kaiba bros and Maximilian
with instincts to diss Tea, don't
get me started
These fuckin brats can't play and Tristan's
garbage
What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my hair gel
All
I see is Pegasus on videos smiling
Whatever happened to straight
men and sounding straight?
Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol'
fashioned
passionate ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes cape and
your shirt tooken?
Mai Valentine sniffed perfume quite a bit
Fan
boys/girls make me sick
And
I can't wait 'til I catch all Kaiba shopping for clothes in
public
I'ma love it.. (hahaha)
Seto
Kaiba don't like me (uh-uh)
Said some shit in the tournament to
spite me (yup)
Then went and dyed his
hair just like me (hehe)
And my best friend wanna swear just like
me
and run around screamin, "I'm a true duelist, come on
and fight me " (nah nah)
I think I was put here to conquer
the world
and destroy your little 8-year-old boy or girl
Plus I
was put here to put fear in faggots who steal my Root Beer
and
call themselves "mutts" cause they look queer
Mai
Kujaku and Shizuka Kawai
Claimin
Domino, when y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin punks)
And I
don't lose, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out of the
arena
Ask Mokuba about the duel we had when he snuck out
after
we found out who it was and he bugged out
(AHHH!) Gave up and got
mauled by Kimo's hair, blaow!
Look at Tea runnin her mouth
again
when she ain't seen the Shadow Realm, send her back again
And I
don't need help, from Joey, to beat up Rebecca
who's eight and
may try to have Teddy kick me to Mecca
"Starfish," you
damn right, Starfish
I'm not just a plain fish that gets beat up by sharkfish!
Chorus Two: Yuugi
Cause I'm, just Yuugi Mutou (Yuugi Mutou)
I'm
not a sports guy,
I'll stare you down if you talk about me (you
talk about me)
Come and duel me on the streets alone
if you
gamers doubt me (gamers doubt me)
And if you wanna run your
mouth
then come take your best shot at me (your best shot at
me)
Yuugi
Is
it because you love me that y'all expect so much of me?
You little
groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Joey
Now
because of these purple eyes I've got
and
this fucked up hair that I've got, I've gone pop?
The quiet life
just spunned around and did a 360
Now Devlin dissed me and says
I'm a big sissies
"Oh, he just did bribed of Pegasus,
so
now he thinks he's too big to play a new game with me"
My
Grandpa wants to sell my Millennium Puzzle
Probably because I
solved it, and he was confuzzled A/N: Love that word. :D
Of
course, where'd you think I picked up the habit of borrowing
porn?
All I had to do was go in the kitchen and look behind the
jar of moldy corn
Who's on that page, Mai Valentine or Tea
Gardner?
It
doesn't matter you /several seconds of silence/ faggot! A/N:
I had to put in the slashes so you could distinguish it from the rest
of the line. They used brackets and asterisks, and those don't show
up on this site anymore. Sigh…
Talkin about I forgot most of
"my" past
Spirit's just aggravated I'm cuter than him
(KAWAII!)
So tell me, what the hell is a midget to do?
For
every million I buy, another duelist challenges me
Gamers fightin
and fussin over who wants to sit next to me in school
All the
sudden, I got 90 some best friends (Hey it's me!)
My grandpa's
friend's granddaughter who never seen me
or even bothered to
call me until she saw me on TV
Now everybody's so happy and
proud
I'm finally allowed to be seen in front of my house
Hey-hey!
And then to top it off, I walked to the newsstand
to buy this
cheap-ass game magazine with a food stamp
Skipped to the last
page, flipped right fast
and what do I see? A picture of a duel
with Kaiba in the past
Okay, let me give you magazineers some
help:
uhh, here – DUEL DISKS, DUEL DISKS
Now
your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to sell
Oh
well, I'll even buy a couple myself
Chorus One (2X)
