I realize that I forgot to apologize to you MMAD fans who have been reading. You see, I'm not into MMAD in the least, but you can feel free to continue fantasizing if you wish.
FORTY FIVE- a few weeks later
McGonagall
Dumbledore
Sprout
Flitwick
Slughorn
These reports are just too funny!
Minerva, its been two weeks, you're still reading them?
YES! I told you, they're funny!
You say I act like a five year old!
That's because you do!
And you aren't?
I'm doing research! We have to know what we're up against!
Yeah, uh huh, sure.
I'm quite surprised that your four pranksters even turned that in!
Oh, they read it first, I'm sure of it. I had to wait two days to get the bag!
I think you should give it back.
I think you should shut up.
Why would we give it back anyway, Horace? "Here you go, Dolores! We just asked some fourth year boys to grab it. We read all the files, hope you don't mind!"
So?
Fifteen galleons, Pomona!
Dang!
What?
They bet on you, Horace!
No, we bet on his stupidity!
Hey!
I really honestly thought you'd see a problem with that statement Horace!
Well it's nice to know that my colleagues think so little of me!
We always have!
I'm going to go lock myself in my potions cabinet now!
Good luck with that one.
Will you ever stop insulting him?
Will you ever organize your office?
…No…
There's your answer!
BOYS DORM
James
Sirius
Remus
Peter
Do you think we ought to tell them that we kept Umbridge's diary?
They'd keep it then! We'd never see the inside!
I still don't understand why it won't open.
We should ask for help!
Peter, that's one of the dumbest things you have ever said, right next to asking Sprout for help on opening McGonagall's Notebook.
Ah, leave him alone, Sirius.
Let's go over what we know again.
Won't this be the 4 billionth time?
Actually, it'll be the 69th.
So we tried passwords about things against Remus, against half breeds, against Remus, against McGonagall, against Remus –
We got the point, James!
I'll keep listing until you say it.
James!
against Dumbledore, against REMUS, -
FINE!
Stop it, Prongs!
OH! BRAVO! HE SAID PRONGS!!
REMUS! CONGRATULATIONS!
Yeah, yeah. Alright, we also tried a bunch of spells, almost leading to the diary's destruction…
How was I supposed to know that the charm I used would set the book on fire?
You amaze me sometimes, James.
At least the fire got rid of the pink fuzz.
Not before we glued a bunch to McGonagall's favorite quill!
Yeesh. How long did we get for that one?
Four days, I think. That was also the day we gave her the rest of the bag.
Oh yeah! The detention was totally worth it though.
Aren't they all?
…yeah.
Where are you going Prongs?
I spy with my little eye something out the window with greasy black hair!
GET HIM!
You guys! Leave him alone! He's just walking out on the grounds!
But he's RIGHT THERE!
And with Evans! Why the heck is she friends with him? He's a SLYTHERIN! CURSE YOU SNAPE!
James! Don't! McGonagall will eat you!
Pah! Worst I'll get is a week of detention.
It's your own head you're putting on a platter.
…Why would James put his head on a platter?
Figure of speech, Petey.
PRONGS! HOLD YOUR FIRE!! SPROUT ALERT!
Crap, I already fired!
Down goes Snape, up goes Sprout's and Lily's heads, to detention we go!
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James, did you seriously just ask Lily out?
Yes he did, and judging by the fact that he's ready to cry, I think that Evans turned him down…again.
I don't get why she won't just go on ONE date!
Let's think about this for a second, James…
I mean, seriously! What have I done?
Even I have to say WOW to that one, Prongs.
I WILL get her to go out with me one of these days!
That sounds somewhat creepy, James.
I'm really trying to get more of Lily into the story! She'll come up more in a few chapters.
Updates are going to slow down a bit. I'm juggling a new school, pink eye, and several clubs right now, so I don't have a heck of a lot of free time. I'll try to keep updating twice a week though.
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