Right now I'm thinking about if you guys knew the names I gave these documents. Some of them are pretty weird...

Some examples:

The Fitz/Wylie one is named: Fitz x Wylie: Lol torture.

Foskets is callled: The woes of pocketlessness.

Brappiness is called: Torturing Bronte.

Alden/Worries is called: nO rEaSoN tO wOrRy.

Keefe/Hair is called: NOT THE HAIR! ~Lord Hunkyhair.

This document is called "Alvar? Yucky."

Idk why I'm thinking about this. I just thought it would probably entertain you.

L: Thank you! Yeah, probably, but since when is my story AT ALL similar to canon? Yeah, I guess. Hmm... thank Shannon for Tam and Linh.

Country-Fangirl: Um... *grabs pencil* I'M ARMED! DON'T KILL ME! Thanks! And yes, the face punching. Honestly, you'd think someone would BLOCK eventually. *Sighs in disgust even though I wrote it.*

LunaLovegood397: Thanks! Hmm... THIS CHAPTER SAYS OTHERWISE! Yes it is. Because they're boys, duh.

Stargirl020: Thank you so much!

DangerousPie1: Someone understands me! Thanks! I'll give you a tip: Think of the dumbest possible thing a character could say. Then make them say it. That's how I write this story.

Keephie-13: Thanks! Of course there will be more/ THAR WILL BE OAR (A hilarious typo from the one and only Glitterbutt23).

Enjoy "Alvar? Yucky." This chapter is dedicated to LunaLovegood397 for her hardcore Alvrik (Alvar x Terik) shipping, as that is truly the inspiration for this chapter.

Alvar: Hold on. Are you calling me yucky?

Me: Yeah. So? It's true.

Alvar: So many negative adjectives and you go with YUCKY!? I'm offended.

Me: Fine. How about revolting? Repellent, repulsive, sickening, nauseating, nauseous, stomach-churning, stomach-turning, off-putting, unpalatable, unappetizing, uninviting, unsavory, distasteful, foul, nasty, obnoxious, odious; vomitous; informalyucky, icky, gross, sick-making, gut-churning, offensive, appalling, outrageous, objectionable, displeasing, shocking, horrifying, scandalous, monstrous, unspeakable, shameless, shameful, vulgar, gross, vile, wicked, odious, heinous, abhorrent, loathsome, obnoxious, detestable, hateful, sickening, contemptible, despicable, deplorable, abominable, execrable, unforgivable, unpardonable, inexcusable, intolerable, insupportable, egregious... any of these good enough for you?

Alvar: Nerd.

Me: Thanks! Now, Glitterbutt23 is not here because she is approximately 4,500 miles from where I am typing this. So I get to torture Alvar all by myself!

Alvar: Hold on. Torture?

Me: Yep! We're going to be talking...

*Dramatic music*

Me: About...

*Dramatic music*

Me: YOUR LOVE LIFE!

Alvar: Oh, we're going to be here for a WHILE.

Me: Let's start with Terik.

Alvar: *Scoffs* Terik? Who's Terik.

Me: *Snaps fingers*

Terik: ALVAR! Hey bro, wassup?

Alvar: *Stage whispers* I'm PRETENDING I don't KNOW YOU.

Terik: Oh sorry Alvar. I just figured we were here for a date, with her as a creepy stalker- HEY! I remember you! You were the one who revealed me to the council!

Me: Oh yeah.

Alvar: Okay fine we know each other. But we aren't dating!

Me: THIS NOTE BEGS TO DIFFER!

Note: I differ. Please?

Me: Um... that means you say otherwise.

Note: Oh. "Hey Terik. How's life, bro? Thanks for telling them I wasn't evil! Haha that was funny! They actually fell for it! Lol. Next Neverseen meeting on Tuesday! XOXO Alvar."

Me: EXPLAIN!

Alvar: Oh I always sign notes XOXO. Like, my RSPV for this interrogation.

Me: *Reads note* "Dear S-" Uh, I mean, Fangirl. "Sounds dreadful. I can't wait! XOXO Alvar" And yes, readers, I do schedule these in advance... sometimes. And I'm burning this. *Lights fire with author powers* Just watch it all... BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Alvar: Hey that's rude.

Me: So anyway, spill. Are you two dating?

Terik: Yes, actually, we are.

Alvar: We are?

Terik: Yes, we are.

Alvar: No we aren't.

Me: OOOOOOOOOOH! DRAMA! *Starts eating popcorn* (AN: My little sister is eating popcorn right now and it smells so good and now I'm craving it and yeah I stole some.)

Terik: Yes we are.

Alvar: No, we WERE.

Terik: ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?!

Alvar: Terik, we've been dating for three whole hours. You can't expect me to commit to much longer.

Terik: Alvar! I thought what we has was true love!

Me: *Kinda wants to throw up from the disgustingness of Alvrik but still eating popcorn* (Update: I just got some of my own popcorn. :))

Alvar: Sorry Terik. That's how I roll.

Me: Alvar's a player? Well I suppose it's to be expected by the fact that he had three girlfriends at a time. Those poor women.

Alvar: Maybe in a few days I'll decide I like you again and then we'll date for about a day until I find someone better. Then, a few days later, I break up with that person and repeat.

Terik: Okay, cool. Bye! *Light leaps away*

Me: Up next: Alvar and Ruy. Ralvar. Clearly the best Alvar ship. I mean, they're both so stupid! *Snaps fingers*

Ruy: What?

Me: I'm shipping you with Alvar.

Ruy: Ew, Alvar.

Alvar: Ew, Ruy.

Me: Aww, it's a match made in exile!

Ruy: I LOVE YOU ALVAR!

Alvar: I LOVE YOU TOO RUY! FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS AT LEAST!

Ruy: BRO HUG!

Alvar: Bro hug? I thought we were dating!

Ruy: Well I'm less committed than you are. My relationships tend to last around three seconds.

Alvar: Omg that's so hot.

Ruy: Omg I love you Alvar. I love you so much that the two of us will last more than a minute!

Alvar: Woah, really? *Tears up* That means so much to me.

Me: *Gagging and yet STILL enjoying the popcorn*

Ruy: *Checks watch* Wow, two whole minutes. This really was a great relationship, but I'm afraid it has to end. I'll never forget you, Alvar.

Alvar: I'll never forget you either, Ruy! Bro hug?

Ruy: Nah. Couple hug. I like you again.

Me: *Done with popcorn* OKAY THAT'S IT! RUY GO AWAY!

Ruy: Good bye, my love! Actually wait no now we're just friends. Never mind.

Me: GO! AWAY! BEFORE! I! USE! MY! AUTHOR! POWERS!

Ruy: *Light leaps away*

Me: Let's see, who else... Hmm... who do I love to torture? *Light bulb actually appears above my head* WYLIE!

Wylie: Oh no. No you do not. I will not agree to this. *Light leaps away*

Me: Well that worked. I guess we're done here.

LunaLovegood397, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. You other peoples too. Happy summer and please review!