Dear Professor McGonagall,
I appreciate the fact that Hogwarts is interested in having me as a student
but I must decline. I was adopted by the Navajo Nation and I am studying to be
a Medicine Man and I am also being taught the Navajo language by the Tribal
Elders. I enjoy what I am learning and I do not have to live in fear of being
killed by some magical version of Adolf Hitler. Please do not contact me
again.
Sincerely,
Harold James "White Bear" Potter
New Mexico, U.S.A.
