Drabblemon Party 50/Final
Haah, the floor's getting cleaned up, the posters and other decorations are being taken down...and that concludes, the end of this party. What is this going to be about? Well, this is going to star a certain someone: That someone is...ME! ! ! :D YES, Tafyapyap, or the like I like to go by far more better: Touji! I'll have to admit, it'll be kind of odd doing a self-insert, but whatever! Anyways, enjooooy!
The end of the party...
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Ahh, we came a long way... everyone partied their ass off, the floors and walls are covered in...stuff, and all the different Pokemon and trainers left VERY satisfied! Great, now I have to somehow found a way to clean up my-
"KNOCK KNOCK, MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAA! ! ! !"
"Oh...Oh SHIT." That voice! Oh my god, guys...I forgot to mention, but because a certain someone was not invited to the party...! ! ! Who is he, exactly?! W-Well, you probably wouldn't believe me if I told you, but this person, well, Pokemon, in particular was a le-
*BOOOOOOOOOOM*
"GAH!" I went crashing to the floor! Oh god...the gigantic figure of white that stands before me... That big ol' wheel, the hipster hairdo, dem heels...He is...H-He is... JUSTIN BIEBER! Nah, not really.
"ARCEUS!"
"Ding! Ding! Ding! That's right, motherfucker! Arceus, the BITCH you didn't invite to the fucking party! Because, it's not like I'm the god who creating all you fucking, stupid ass dipshit Pokemon and trainers! NOOOOOO!"
I shiver like a little bitch. "U-Uh, b-b-but the only people who asked for you were the ones that I couldn't invite-"
"BUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSHIT! I don't give a rat's ass about who asked for me or not! I'm God, I should automatically BE in every story imaginable!"
"We beg to differ!"
"!"
It's...it's...you guys! The guys were came to the party...you came back for me! AND you guys' Pokemon, too! *sniff* Oh, people of Fanfiction...what would I do without you?
"PAH! YOU faggots think you can take ME on?! Look at my girth!"
"?!"
"*GASP*"
Ahhhh, dat girth! It's...monstrous! No way that could EVER fit inside a human!
"Yes...THIS is my prized possession, my girth outmatching all you pussy little male Pokemon's by a long shot. Speaking of a long shot...HAH!"
"AAAAAAH!"
*SPLAT*
A-Arceus's CUM SHOT attack! I-It's super effective against EVERYTHING! ! ! T-This is bad! Arceus has lost it! There's only one thing to do! The only thing that can take on Arceus! And no...not a Masterball.
"I choose you...Fakemon!"
"?!"
His cum shots end immediately. Nothing's more OP than a Fakemon!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH, THE OP-NESS AND UNORIGINAALITY, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ! !"
Arceus fell to the ground, grunting and trembling. "Y-You cannot get me with such things! Nothing can beat me, nothing-"
"Come out! DIGIMON!"
"NOOO, THAT'S EVEN WORSE! WORSE THAN SONIC OCs AND NARUTO FANFICS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
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Huagh, huagh, huagh...HOO! Sorry about that, guys! Now back to what I was saying- ?! My, my house! MY HOUSE!
DAHHHH, SON OF A-
EEEEEENNNNNND! :3
And yeah...the end! Now I can finally get back to my own stuff, YIPEEEE~! Hah haaaaah! The party was fun, you guys are covered in Arceus's cum, and I have a WHOOOLE fucking house to build, YAAAAY! :D Everybody wins! ...Well, not really. Well, I hoped you ALL enjoyed this, and I'm sorry if you guys don't like the fact this is over, but all parties have to come to end someday, right? But hey, maybe this will inspire some of you guys to make your own drabble collection kind of thing! If you ever do, just don't procrastinate like me, hah hah! Alright, everyone! See you later, hah hah!
