Flavor

"No way," Sam said, crossing her arms.

"I'm telling you," Freddie said, smirking at his girlfriend. "I can do it."

"It's impossible," Sam said firmly.

The couple was sitting in Sam's living room. They had just finished up one of their many make-out sessions, after which, Freddie had announced to her that she was in fact wearing mango lip gloss. Sam was shocked that he could actually name the flavor since she didn't think those lip gloss flavors tasted at all like what the label claimed (when she was ten she ate a tube of coconut lip gloss when she couldn't find any food was very upset to find that it did not taste good at all). Sam told him that he had simply made a lucky guess, which led Freddie to bet her that he could do it again with a different flavor.

"Are you afraid you're going to lose?" Freddie asked cockily.

"Pfft, as if," Sam sneered. "Hold on. I'll be back and I'll prove to you that you're just a good guesser."

She ran up to her room, and returned a minute later with a shoebox filled with tubes of flavored lip-gloss.

"Wow, I didn't think you had this many," Freddie laughed, looking at the many tubes in the box.

"I don't. Most of these are Melanie's and Carly's. Now close your eyes."

She pulled out a tube of strawberry lip-gloss and applied it to her lips. Then she leaned over and kissed Freddie.

"Strawberry," he said as soon as Sam pulled away.

"Another lucky guess," Sam mumbled. "You won't get lucky a third time."

After wiping off the strawberry lip-gloss, she applied a layer of grape, and kissed Freddie again.

"Hmm," Freddie said. "Grape?"

"You're cheating!" Sam exclaimed.
"No I'm not!" Freddie laughed. "Come on, try it one more time."

Eager to prove her boyfriend wrong, Sam dug through the shoebox until she found a tube that was actually hers: bacon flavored.

After covering her lips in it, she kissed Freddie for the third time.

"Is that bacon?" Freddie asked.

"How do you do that?" Sam said angrily.

"It's a gift, I guess," he shrugged. "Point is, I win! And more importantly, you lose!"

"Shut up," she snapped, punching him hard on the shoulder.

"Ow! Sam!"

"Freddie!"

"Come here," Freddie said, pulling Sam close to him.

"What?"

"I really liked that bacon flavored one," he grinned, and kissed her, enjoying the meaty flavor of her lips on his.