(This is what happens when I dig through my old documents...XD. lookie what I found! you know what...just read...)

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Disclaimer: Name: Alfred F. Jones/ Age: wth?/ Gender: Male...duh/ Location: in your couch, stealing your change/ Favorite sayings: "I'm the hero!", "I don't

own Hetalia or Cleverbot!"

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Yo people of planet Earth, I come in peace! *Spock salutation XD* Hmmm, fudge...FUDGE! Sorry, someone's baking in the kitchen right now. Wait a

second...is that...Iggy? BRB! I don't want my kitchen to explode! *returns* false alarm, it was Anya baking cookies. Oh yum, cookies! Nah I was just kidding.

Iggy's on the floor playing X-Box with France...I got them both into Call of Duty 3. BIG mistake XD As much as none of us enjoyed the World Wars, there's

something about shooting virtual people that makes one (especially us countries) feel like we have a second chance. Kinda hard to explain. Let me state a few

obvious points here. Iggy likes to play as a part of the British army, Francey loves to be a part of the French Resistance (wait, what resistance? lol just

kidding!), I of course play as the Hero...duh. And to my utter surprise, Anya plays as a member of the Canadian military (I thought she would have been

apart of my awesome army), and on Call of Duty 2, she plays as a member of the Russian Army.

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Enough about X-Box! Wow did I just say that? O.O Quick, write that down in your history books! Behold, the hero pretending to be Roman Empire! No, I

couldn't find him...but I'm pretty sure he approves of this. If you prefer things to remain at a pg level, don't read this...just a warning!


User: Well hello~!

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Cleverbot: Hello, how are you?

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User: Bona! Thanks for asking ;-).

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Cleverbot: What are you doing?

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User: Picturing you naked...just kidding! Hahah!

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Cleverbot: Lol, okay, you joker, you.

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User: ;-) thats me...you?

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Cleverbot: Serves you right.

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User: Haha what did I do this time? (what do you mean "this time"?)

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Cleverbot: What do you mean?

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User: You said 'serves you right', so I must have done something wrong. Tell me, was it naughty? ;-).

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Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?

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User: Sure go ahead and ask!

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Cleverbot: What makes you feel sad?

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User: When my empire fell...

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Cleverbot: What did she die of?

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User: I never died, at least I don't think I did haha!

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Cleverbot: Chatter box?

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User: Well that's what Germania called me.

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Cleverbot: Then what did I call you?

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User: You can call me Roman Empire ;-).

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Cleverbot: Do you have a nickname?

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User: Rome.

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Cleverbot: You're in Rome?

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User: No, well yes, but no. I AM Rome :-).

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Cleverbot: Then who are you?

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User: I'm Rome, I just said that.

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Cleverbot: No, you said 'you're the best'.

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User: I am? Aw grazie Cleverbot! I am the best! At a lot of things actually...drinking, fighting, and other ;-).

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Cleverbot: What have you invented so far?

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User: Oh I've invented a lot of things. For one, the roman column. I was one of the first empires to use aqueducts too! (XD I know my history pretty

well!)

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Cleverbot: I just did. And I NEVER said that.

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User: Haha you make no sense!

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Cleverbot: Wrong. I make total sense.

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User: That didn't make sense either ;D.

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Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

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User: So tell me, what makes computers so special? I remember Ancient Greece, damn she was sexy...and her place hosted the Olympics, where everyone

competed naked. Those were the days.

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Cleverbot: What's your name?

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User: I'm Rome! XD.

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Cleverbot: That's a very beautiful name. It's also a flower.

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User: It is O.o.

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Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.

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User: Wait, Rome is a flower?

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Cleverbot: Do you like that flower?

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User: Oh do you mean dianthus?

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Cleverbot: I am just asking. Some people like it in their hand.

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User: I can think of a few things I'd like in my hands...

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Cleverbot: What did they say?

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User: Never mind! HAHA!

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Cleverbot: Tell me please.

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User: They said, 'Oh Rome don't stop'.

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Cleverbot: How old are you?

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User: Thousands of years ;-D.

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Cleverbot: Lol. You don't have parents, do you?

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User: As far as I know, no hahaha!

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Cleverbot: Are you human?

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User: Nope!

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Cleverbot: What are you then?

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User: I'm an Empire.

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Cleverbot: Where are you from?

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User: Rome.

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Cleverbot: Where do you live?

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User: Rome.

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Cleverbot: Not Sweden?

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User: Nope!

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Cleverbot: Nope. It basically means 'no,' but in a more casual tone. (thank you Mr. Dictionary...)

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User: I like to think of myself as a casual guy.

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Cleverbot: Yeah actually.

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User: Well, Ciao Cleverbot! Gotta go woman hunting XD Have fun without me.


Dude, I make an epic Roman Empire! Don't tell Italy. XD Hmm, maybe I'll become the next Roman Empire! And now that I've probably just scared the crap

out of people from other countries, I was kidding! ;-) Enjoy your epic days and stuff...just don't do anything stupid because that's my job! Now if you'll all

excuse me, I think I'm going to go decimate some virtual peoples with Iggy and Francey. Bye-bye!

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Review por favor! ;-D Oh yeah, can someone give me a list of names?