Gin the Interviewee
Title: Gin the Interviewee
Rating: T
Fandom: Case Closed/Detective Conan
Timeline: After Akai's Death
Summary: What happens when a trio of siblings interview Gin? And possibly other characters?
Special Guests: Shuichi Akai (Me);GinAndAkaiAreDatingAndShouldGetMarried (Sister); Akai4Ever (Twin Brother)
Vermouth held a megaphone to Gin's ear. "GIN WAKE UP! YOU HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT MISSION!"
Gin jolted from his bed. Vermouth realized that he was only wearing a pair of boxers and no shirt or pants. "What the hell Vermouth!?"
"You have a very important mission so head down there!" Vermouth repeated. She snapped a photo of Gin. "Now everyone will know that you sleep in Dora the Explorer boxers~" She dashed out.
Gin fumbled through his closet, muttering curses. All he found were a pair of light blue jeans, a dark blue t-shirt, a black windbreaker, and a pair of white and pink sneakers. He cursed once more before throwing them on. "Vermouth will pay…"
XXX
"Ah, Gin," Anokata greeted. "So glad of you to join us. Also, what is with your outfit?"
"Someone stole my turtleneck sweaters, black pants, and trench coats," Gin answered.
"Wait—so you don't wear any shirts under your sweater?" Cognac asked.
"Why would I?" Gin pointed out. "Then I'd have more laundry to wash." He turned back to his boss. "What's the mission?"
"You're going to be an interviewee," Anokata explained. "These three will be interviewing you,"
A teenager with messy black hair and red eyes stood there. "My name is Shuichi Akai,"
Beside him was another teen that resembled a black-haired Naruto with onyx eyes. "My name is Akai4Ever,"
Between the two was a twelve year old girl with bright blue eyes and bubble gum pink hair in two pigtails. "I'm GinAndAkaiAreDatingAndShouldGetMarried! You can call me GAAADASGM!"
Gin blinked. "Boss, can I kill the girl?"
"No," Anokata said. "You cannot kill any of them. You have to answer their questions."
"Why?" Gin whined.
"We want to humiliate you,"
XXX
"Where did your brothers go?" Gin asked GAAADASGM.
"I'm the one asking the questions," GAAADASGM said. "Are you and Akai dating?"
"**** NO!" Gin shouted.
"Gin watch your language!" Vermouth whacked Gin with a rolled up newspaper. "Bad Gin!"
"I'm not a dog," Gin glared.
"Are you a doggy?" GAAADASGM asked.
"I just said I'm NOT a dog!" Gin snapped.
"But you're a pig?" GAAADASGM held up the Gin's Jobs front cover. "And a panda and a janitor and a gamer and a kidnapper and a…"
XXX
Shuichi and Akai4Ever returned, followed by the FBI and Okiya Subaru. They blinked at the scene. "…and a werewolf and a doggy and panda and a hog and a panda and a triangle and a glass of lemonade and a maid and a housekeeper and a dancer and a ballerina and—"
"HOW ARE YOU NOT OUT OF BREATH!?" Gin exclaimed.
GAAADASGM looked over her other questions. "What do you think of this drawing I made of you and Akai on a date?"
She held up her drawing. It was in a romantic restaurant with dim lighting, a candle, a velvet table-cloth, and soft seats. Akai was tied up in one chair with an annoyed look. Gin was on the other side with a look that said "I'm-in-love-with-you-so-I'm-forcing-you-on-a-date-against-your-will" type of look.
"I hate it," Gin just said. "I just simply hate it."
"Hey," Jodie asked. "Who is this guy?" She pointed to Subaru.
"He is Akai Shuichi," Akai4Ever answered.
"Actually my name is Okiya Subaru," Subaru somewhat lied.
Akai4Ever tore off the mask. "Now he's Akai Shuichi,"
"Can someone other than this kid ask a question?" Gin rubbed his temples.
"I'll interview him while you videotape Jodie beating up Akai," Shuichi whispered to his sister.
"Okay!" GAAADASGM smiled.
"What do you think of Gin's Jobs Gin the Model V1, V2, and V2 P1?" Shuichi had connected his laptop to a projector so all the Crows could see it.
Everyone read over them. They then laughed. "Hey what's this video?"
Gin's Song by GAAADASGM
My name is Gin and I am better than you,
We all know that Akai is worth less than poo!
We all hate him so much
So let's just kill him!
I hang out in HQ,
Every single day,
It really sucks here,
Vermouth gave me a teddy bear,
For some reason a teddy bear,
And then I, shot Akai
With a missile,
And then he, di-ied
And it was, really bloody
Covered in flesh,
From head to toe!
I was like blah-blah-blah-blah-bla-a-a-a-ah!
"If I wasn't in so much pain I'd kill you," Akai groaned from his injuries.
XXX
A million questions later…
"What the hell Gin!?" Vermouth asked. "It's only been twenty question! Why'd you put up that sign?"
One of Vermouth's annoying rants later…
"Gin you are dead meat!" Vermouth shouted.
One dead Gin later…
"…and a werewolf and cotton candy on a stick and a lollipop and Akai's date and a dolphin and a kitty and a kitten and a lion and a dragon and…" GAAADASGM continued her questioning.
"Does your sister know that he's dead?" Anokata asked the twins.
"She has a hard time telling the difference even between a dead goldfish and a live one," Shuichi claimed.
Jodie and Vermouth were both giving Gin a funny haircut. They had convinced James, Camel, and the Crows to give him a makeover and pick out dresses for him to wear.
