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Clara was bored. She was stuck in the motel after Sam and Dean specifically told her and Ally to stay. She would've gone and disobeyed but they said that if either one of them did, they wouldn't give them the surprise the boys had planned. She was pretty sure they were lying but she didn't want to miss the chance.

So, anyways, Clara was bored and watching the only channel they had, a nature documentary, didn't help. So she did what she always did when she got bored. Pretended to talk to Lucifer. Weird. She knows. But everything was a bit more amusing when she thought him up.

"So you're bored again. Why can't you deal with this yourself?" Her own version of hallucifer asked.

"Cuz you're funner." She knew funner wasn't a word but this was her thoughts and they weren't really filtered.

"But why talk to me when you can just talk to the real thing?" She knew halluci just wanted to get away from her (completely the opposite of Sam's problem) but he did have a point.

Ally was going to say 'I'm bored.' but stopped when Clara stood up to get to her diary.

"Ooh. Watcha doin now?" Ally asked instead.

"Getting. Rid of. Our. Boredness." Clara said between drawing. If the devil was coming, they had to be ready. "There." she said with a smile. "Finished."

Then there was a flash behind them and they turned around to look. "What the hell?" Lucifer exclaimed. He was bewildered at the change of setting not due to him.

"Where am-" he started but when he turned to look at the girls his expression changed to a mixture of too many emotions to count. "You." He narrowed his eyes at them.

"You." Clara mocked and then laughed. Lucifer couldn't just get up and walk around so they had him on an invisible leash like a dog. That also meant he couldn't use any of his powers.

"Don't bother killing us with that look, Luci. Your Grace is bound." Clara explained.

"How."

"Oh right, I didn't get to explain anything to you before. Well, might as well sit down." Clara tugged at the leash and he sat down indian style. "So yeah. we're from this dimension where your dimension is in a TV show. So we came here and whatever I could draw would come to life. So that explains how I could do the leash thing. And if you're wondering what vessel you're in, it's the first one you take when you get out of the Pit."

"What about Sam?" Luci asks.

"I'd be happy to tell you... If you're willing to play along." Clara said. Then she realized how wrong that sounded. "Godammit. I didn't mean it like that.. Just.. just let me get a game."

Lucifer shuffled uncomfortably but he nodded. "Okay. I'll play."

"Let's play Truth or Dare!" Ally yelled and sat next to Luci. Clara finally joined and they formed a little triangle.

"I'll start." Ally said. "Truth or Dare, Luce."

"Hm. Dare." he said.

"I dare you... to.." Ally's eyes darted around and finally settled on the laptop. "Read some Samifer fics out loud... With Sam."

"What?" Lucifer asked as Ally got up to get the laptop.

"Okay..." Ally searched. "Found something perfect."

"But I don't think Sam will find it nice to read this with me."

"Not a problem." Clara was already drawing Sam. This would be a Sam who didn't know about the devil and his plan. She was pretty sure he was still trying to find his father.

"Dean, I don't think-" Sam stopped abruptly. "Oh no."

"Hello Sam." Lucifer's eyes gleamed at the sight of his true vessel.

"Uh. Who is he?" Sam asked. This wasn't the first time he's been popped somewhere by the girls and it certainly wouldn't be the last.

Clara nudged Lucifer with her elbow to make Lucifer hold up his hand in front of him. "Lucifer."

"Like, as in the Devil?" Sam said as he shook Lucifer's hand.

"Yea. Parents were bit on the crazy side if you ask me." Luce responded.

After the pleasantries were all done and over with, Sam finally asked why he was here. "Nuh uh. You want me to read a story about me and him?! A guy I just met?! And a guy?"

Ally finally convinced him that either he was going to read it or they were going to get Dean to read it.

They had to read at least half of it out loud and the comments that went along with it were hilarious.

They weren't really listening to the story and really payed attention to the reaction. Sam was shaking his head and probably wanted to smash the laptop to his head. Lucifer was ranging from being serious to sarcastic to actually chuckling.

"Nope. I can't read anymore of this!" Sam gave up. "Just send me back."

"You don't want to play truth or dare with us?" Ally said. Sam got wide eyed due to the fact that that is exactly what him and Luci were doing the fic.

"Yes. I'm sure." Sam said.

"Fine. Your loss." Clara erased his picture and Sam was gone.

"That was... intriguing." Lucifer decided.

"I ship it." Clara said. "Okay. Your turn Luci."

"Truth or dare then, Clara." he asked when they all sat down back in their triangle.

"Truth."

"How does Sam say yes to me?" he asks.

"Oh. Straight to the 'how' questions." Clara started. "Okay so you know the horsemen rings and how they can open the Cage back up? Well since they have it they want to push you back into it but the only way is for that to happen is for Sam to say yes to you, hoping he can take over long enough to jump in."

"Does their plan work?"

"One question at a time."

"Kay. truth or dare then Ally." Lucifer quickly spun around.

"Dare." Ally said. "But nothing painful." She did know that she was taking a dare from the devil.

Ω

"Dude we didn't bring anything back for them." Sam said as they neared the motel room.

"I'm sure we'll just go on another adventure or watch more Supernatural and they'll be fine.

"Okay." Sam said as he quickly unlocked the door. What he saw was not what he expected.

"Jump! Jump! Jump!" Clara and Lucifer chanted. Sam and Dean had entered the room to find that it was bigger on the inside. And it had a pool. And a diving board.

They looked up to see that Ally was holding on for dear life, not wanting to jump. "Nuh uh!" She shouted.

"It was a dare Ally. You're going to hafta do it!" Lucifer shouted back.

"Go Luci." Clara said. This allowed Lucifer to teleport to where Ally was standing.

"What?!" Ally said. She only had a second to react because Lucifer pushed her and down she fell. "Motherfu-!" She said as she dropped down in a not so graceful splash.

Lucifer appeared in the pool again and high fived Clara. Ally gasped up for air, complaining. "Ow! I said nothing that hurts!" That gained another laugh from the two of them.

They finally realized that the two Winchesters were at the door, now dripping wet with pool water.

"Lucifer!" Sam and Dean shouted.

"Uhh," Clara quickly removed the invisible collar which made him disappear. But not before Clara gave something to him in his hand. "Pshh. What? Lucifer's not here." She said, failing at lying.

"Now where'd our surprise." Ally said, changing the subject and swimming over.

"Uhh."

"You didn't. Did you." Clara said. "Guess that means you hafta swim with us!" The boys looked at each other and shrugged. It was hot outside anyways.

Ω

Lucifer was back in the Cage. It was just a couple hours above but he would treasure it. But what was in his hands? He opened a fist and a small figure was inside. It continued to expand and grow until it formed a small laptop.

Lucifer opened it up and scrolled through, like Clara and Ally had taught him. He couldn't connect to the internet but there was something in the saved files.

Turns out there was only Samifer fanfictions on here.