'Flo calm down' Exclaimed Cesca
Flo was running around her house like a headless chicken! She had a half awake Harper on her hip, her hair was pinned up in rollers. She was meant to be relaxed instead she was on the very edge of becoming a stresshead.
'We don't have to be ready until 12. It's half 9 and your going crazy, settle yourself down' Cesca explained as she took Harper and placed her in the play pen with Roary.
'What if something goes wrong? What if the babies scream through the ceremony? What if mum and dad can't find the church, you know Spanish people.'
'Everything is going to be fine, mum and dad are coming here at 11. The babies will be asleep during the ceremony, as long as your there and Chris is there, nothing or no one will get in the way of your big day'
Cesca, being maid of honour, felt like she had a thousands responsibilities. Making sure the babies were alright, Chris and Jonah were going to be at the church, the flowers will arrive at Flo's before 12. This was a different experience to hers and Jonah's wedding. Theirs was a simple white wedding, not many people just enough for the small wedding. Flo's and Chris's was going to be completely different. Apart from all the important people who were going to be dressed 'formal', the guests were told to dress up like a character from a children's movie. This was going to be an exciting wedding.
The pair sat down and had a coffee whilst they waited for their make-up and nails to dry to prevent smudging, also because neither of them had slept much last night and needed some energy, both babies were playing on the play mat with loads of toys surrounding them, it was so adorable watching them grow up together. Roary was fully up on his feet, he was 9 months old and running around, Harper just shuffled along the floor.
'Right lets get to it!' Cesca jumped and pressed play on the ipod, they had Cher Lloyd blasting.
IM THE KINDA GIRL TO PUT DUB ON THE TRACK, the sisters yelled at the top of their voices, it was just like when they were 13 in their bedroom. Only back then it would have been wham..or..duran duran.
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'This is gonna be sicckkk man!' Jonah came in dressed in white leggings and a blue jacket like the disney princes, Chris was matching only his jacket was red. 'But mate, what's up with the leggings?'
'Well, Jonah, I am gonna speak like you, I will put it like this, IF YOU DON'T WEAR THEM LEGGINGS WILL HAVE NO SWAG, YA GET MEH?'
'I getchaa!'
Jonah stood up on the chair and spoke in a posh accent 'NOW NOW LADIES AND GENTELMEN I HAVE A SPEECH OF WHICH I AM WILLING TO SHARE WITH YOU, THE BIRTH OF MINE AND PRINCE CHRISTOPHER'S UTMOST FRIENDSHIP.'
'Oh dear, what are you going to put in this best man speech, should I be worried?' Chris sat gelling his hair slick back however having a small quiff at the front.
'No mate, why should you be worried when Prince Jonah is in charge?'
'My point exactly.'
At no point in Jonah's life did he suspect he would be his science teachers best man, but he would never swap his life for the world. Jonah had organised the ceremony, the music, the voice overs, everything, even the vows! It will not be a 'normal' wedding, that would be boring!
….
Chris was stood at the back of the church, the doors were shut. Jonah had picked a song for Chris to walk up the aisle too..
'CAN PRINCE CHRISTOPHER HARRY PHILLIP RONALD HUBERT MEAD PLEASE ENTER THE BUILDING'
Labrinth 'Earthquake' pounded out the speakers, the heavy bass beat shook the floor as Chris swooped down on a Tarzan rope. The whole crowd inside the church cheered as he landed next to the priest, who was a woman dressed as a nun from the sound of music, she was not too impressed but embraced the theme.
The voice over next announced 'CAN KING REEM PLEASE ENTER THE BUILDING'
Chris cringed at the sound of 'King Reem' he couldn't believe he let Jonah organise the ceremony. This was certainly going to be the most memorable wedding in Rochdale. 'I'm sexy and I know it' pounded out the speakers as Jonah swaggered down the aisle, thrusting his pelvis. Cesca peeped through the curtains and grimaced. However, what was secretly smug knowing that he was all hers.
Jonah stood next to Chris sucking up all the attention. He then hugged Chris as they did so Chris whispered in his ear' What the hell have you done', he then chuckled.
It was Cesca's turn to make her way down the aisle. She was worried on what song was going to be played as she gracefully made her way to the alter to stand beside Jonah. She had a sigh of relief as Bruno Mars 'Just The Way You Are' dainty beat set the atmosphere around the church. In her arms, was Harper dressed as a little Jessie cowgirl from Toy Story. Roary toddled along beside them dressed as Woody. Cesca was wearing a vibrant pink princess dress that was still elegant yet fitted the theme of the day.
It was now time for the bride, everyone's heart was in their mouths. Chris was shaking as he waited for his beautiful wife to be revealed. The doors broke open and Bruno Mars 'Marry You' began to play. Flo was dressed in a turquoise wedding dress with a diamond bodice and a matching tiara. Half the church was already in tears, it was such a emotional day and the couple hadn't even said their vows yet. With Chris's manliness, Jonah's swag, Cesca's elegance, Roary and Harper cuteness and Flo's beauty. It was so much to take in.
The vows began, first of all it was Jonah's version to be followed by a few lines from the traditional vows.
'Christopher Harry Phillip Ronald Hurbert Mead. Do you take Florence Maria Montoya to be your lawful wedded wife, when her swag levels are low, when holby city is not on, when Harper is screaming her head off and when she is unable to be in the kitchen and make you sandwiches.'
Chris couldn't believe this, but he laughed and looked into his soon to be wife's eyes and gave her a look of pure and utter love.
'I do'
Florence Maria Montoya, do you take Christopher Harry Phillip Ronald Hurbert Mead to be your lawful wedded husband, when he's run out of hair gel, when Tottenham don't do as well as we hope, when he has manflu and when he goes on and on about his obsession with Chemistry'
'I do'
'With my great pleasure, I now pronounce you two as Mr and Mrs Mead.. You may kiss the bride'
Chris took his wife into his arms and passionately kissed her. Both families were clapping and cheering as they watched the married couple embrace. Cesca and Jonah stood holding hands as they bounced a child on their hips.
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Newly wed Mr and Mrs Mead sat down to eat a lovely meal with their family and friends. Flo was enjoying being centre of attention and now that she was officially a wife. She didn't want anything else in her life, she believed she had it all. A husband who truly did care for her and their little girl, who make Flo smile on her darkest of Days.
Cesca strolled over to Flo and gave her Harper. At the sight of her mother, Harper began to smile and wave her arms. Flo snuggled her daughter in closer, she snuggled into her mother's embrace as they both waited for Chris to return from the garden before the speeches.
The Montoya parents were enjoying their day, it was a lovely day to get to know Chris's family. It was the first wedding over in England they had been to as they couldn't get over here for Cesca's family. Seeing both her daughters happily married and now mothers, made their mum's heart melt. She was so proud of her daughters.
Over at table 3, The Kirby's were sat closely together. The day reminded Cesca and Jonah of their day and how magical it was. It showed them how much they meant to each other. Jonah couldn't believe his luck. If you told him when he first started Waterloo Road that he'd have a crush on his Spanish teacher and also having a relationship with her. Not to mention marrying his Spanish teacher and having a child with her, he would never of believed it.
Fussing around with his hair Jonah began to prepare for his best man speech. He was going to start the speeches off. He had prepared a very funny and a little bit soppy speech for Chris. He was so eager to start that as soon as Chris sat down and picked his daughter up onto his knee, Jonah stood up and began to speak..
'Ladies and Gentlemen, it's difficult to believe just two years ago I was sat in Chemistry and Chris here was my teacher, he was the one telling me off when I didn't give in my assignments. But I don't regret one moment of it, since Cesca text me about Mead getting it on with Flo when she had only been in England a couple of days I knew they were going to be together forever. I seem to recall the texting conversation went something like 'Flo's already got in with someone' 'who?' 'Who gets in with everyone?' 'Mead'. The room howled with laughed and Chris hung his head in animated shame. But yeah, Chris is a top lad, and we have done so many things together like spend time with our children, yelled at the TV when Spurs are disappointing us and even stripped when drunk on singstar and slept together, not literally just yano, fell asleep next to eachother' suddenly the room was a bit awkward.
Jonah's speech went on for ages, although it was entertaining, not an essay of pointless drole just poignant memories.
As the first dance music played Cesca peered over to Jonah who was laying on the floor playing with babies however he looked completely out of it, Cecsa was tipsy but still aware of what was going on, Cesca's parents offered to take the babies up to the hotel room as the poor old couple were getting tired and felt it was time for them to have one last drink and then time for bed. Cesca kissed Roary and Harper and they went off to beddybyes.
She seductively walked over to Jonah and she slipped her hands round his waist. Cesca saw a glass of wine on the table, and not caring who's it was, downed it Jonah yelled 'THAT'S IT BABY GET IT DOWN YA!'
Cesca and Jonah jammed to the music dancing rather sordid. Chris was drunk, Flo was drunk, all the Montoya sisters were plastered, Chris' brother was drunk, Chris' friend from college was drunk, Vicki and Ronan were drunk, Linda was drunk and snogging Chalky, Matt was getting it on with Janeece even though he was gay, he was so gone he didn't care, they were all well and truly hammered.
Jonah grabbed Cesca's arm and winked, they snook in the disabled toilet and their lips plunged together, before long their outfits were on the floor. Yes Cesca and Jonah were being classy now. Cesca's hair was a mess. The pair stumbled out of the toilet in bits of outfits, Jonah was only wearing his leggings and Cesca was only in the corset part of her dress.
The couple ran, well drunkenly ran back into the reception room where the party was still in full flow. Cesca and Jonah ran up and stood on a table and shouted, 'GET DOWN AN DANCE!' Cesca had a champagne bottle and popped the cork everyone ran under the champagne shower and Jonah mooned.
Grantly was sat in the corner with a scotch, he had enough of this behaviour, but he got free booze so stayed.
Ronan got up on the table and screamed at the top of his voice 'MOSH PIT!'
The DJ put on some screamo music and all the guests swam in a sea of alcohol, fancy dress, table cloths and flowers from the decorations, it was a good job there were photographers because they certainly wouldn't remember this when they woke up. Thankfully Chris knew the manager of the hotel, so was able to get away with it!
Jez and Sian were not being their sophisticated selves and were dancing, their hips circled in perfect rhythm as they drunkly peeled layers of clothes off eachother.
Grantly had had a few too many whiskeys and all of a sudden he lept to the floor and did a moon walk everyone cheered.
Some woman in a leopard print catsuit had Tom pinned up against a wall and Grantly had moved on to headbanging. Standard.
Everyone lifted up Flo who was now in only her underwear and paraded her around they put her in Chris' arms, who then proceeded to fall over and the pair landed in a fit of giggles before making out very messily.
'I LoVE YhoOOOOoo' Chris slurred.
'I LAAAAAAAV yOu tooooooooooo babaaaaabyy!' Flo yelled.
