Guest: Why do you call Snape Snivellus?
James: It was Sirius that thought of it, actually.
Sirius: [tries to look modest] it was nothing, really. You see, he's just so greasy and snivelly.
Peter: And Severus, Snivellus, it kinda sounds the same.
Sirius: That was the whole idea, Pete.
Peter: [indignantly] I know!
James: All right, all right, keep your panties on
Sirius: Unlike Snivelly. [grins wickedly] Remember that day at the lake?
James: [laughs] how could I forget! Oh, what skinny legs that boy had.
Sirius: tiny and pale, just like something else that was hiding in his trousers!
