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I can't believe my sister and I came up with this...
Anyway, I hope you all enjoy it, since I'm finally starting to write songs again... hahaha... I guess I need to screw my head on a bit tighter...
Gandalf the White!
Sung by: The Balrog and Gandalf the Gray
Take off of: "Popular"
Wicked the Musical
Balrog:
(spoken) Gandalf – since we're falling together, I've decided to make you my new project.
Gandalf:
(spoken) You really don't have to do that.
Balrog:
(spoken) I know. That's what makes me the Balrog!
(sung) Whenever I see someone
Less powerful than I
And let's face it - who isn't
Less powerful than I?
My twittering wings
Twitter right off beat.
And when someone needs a power upgrade
I simply have to have a say
I know, I know exactly what they need
And even in your case
Though you're the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
Get under my feet,
And yes, indeed
You will be:
Gandalf the White!
You're gonna be Gandalf the White!
I'll teach you the proper ploys
To deal with your new toys
All you have to first do is die,
I'll show what robes to wear
What color to do your hair,
Everything must first be right
To be Gandalf the White
I'll help you be Gandalf the White!
You'll hang with the right cohorts,
No more men in shorts,
Know the spells you've got to know
So let's start
'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:
Don't be offended by my frank analysis
Think of it as Istari dialysis
Now that I've chosen to be come a pal,
Asis-tant and killer
There's nobody fitter
Not to make you Gandalf the White-
You can be Gandalf the White
And with an assist from me
To be who you'll be
Instead of dreary drabs of gray, now WHITE!
There's nothing that can stop you
From becoming Gandalf the White!
La la la la
We're gonna make
You Gandalf the White
When I see depressing wizards
With ugly-festering lizards,
I remind them on their own behalf
To think of
Celebrated heads of state or
Specially great communicators
Did they have colors gray or brown?
Don't make me laugh!
They were all White! Please -
It's all about being White!
It's not about aptitude
It's the way you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be
Gandalf the White
You'll see!
(Gandalf strikes the Balrog, and it whacks him back in the head so that he has a great gash on his forehead.)
(spoken) Why, Mr. Gandalf, look at you. You're perfect for Whiteness!
Gandalf:
(spoken) I think I'm going to die…
(dies)
Balrog:
(spoken) You're welcome!
(sung) And though you protest
Your disinterest
I know that I am right…
You're gonna grin and bear it
You'll be Gandalf the White
La la la la
You'll be Gandalf the White-
Perhaps like Saruman the White
You'll see!
(dies as well)
Please review! Give me some ideas, and I'd like to know if this was the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen in your entire life... or was that the last song...?
Thanks for reading!
