Okay so this format is a little different to how I usually write but it will be how I write the next 1 or 2 chapters (until the wedding – which will be epic).
Oh and I do not own Glee – Bummer.
Oh I made a facebook group about the lack of Klaine and Single Ladies in the Glee 3D Movie – it is called "They cut 'Single Ladies' and the Klaine Proposal from Glee Live 3D. WTF?" I would mean a lot if a few of you liked it!
Anyway on to the story
CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE, A first Month of Firsts
The First Time Kurt Cried:
It was Finnly's third night at home. She had started to settle into a routine at the hospital but once she got home everything went up in smoke. Kurt was on his third day of no sleep and it was starting to show. He was exhausted and irritable, which was not helped by Blaine who wouldn't wake when the baby was crying. Blaine was totally useless once he got to sleep, it was like he hibernated during the night.
Tonight, however Finnly had managed to go back to sleep at around midnight, giving Kurt three hours of sleep before she awoke screaming again. Finnly had always been a fussy eater, even while still on the ward. She had only liked certain brands of formula, she was always windy and to top everything off she had developed colic and reflux over the last 48 hours.
Kurt sleepily wandered into his daughter's room and picked her up to transfer her to the portable bassinet. He carried the wailing infant downstairs and into the kitchen to fix her a bottle.
Kurt rushed to make the bottle as quickly as he can as the crying infant would soon wake up the whole house. Just as Kurt had gotten the bottle to the right temperature and consistency and was about to take it over the Finnly it slipped out of his hand while he was shaking it. The bottle fell to the floor with a loud smash. Bits of shattered glass and formula go everywhere.
Kurt just stares at the mess before a few minutes before he crumbled to the floor in tears. It was the combination of no sleep, a crying and fussy baby and the bottle breaking was the final straw. Kurt sat on the kitchen floor crying as Finnly cried from her bassinet.
All of the commotion and crying must have woken up Blaine as he padded down the stairs sleepily. As soon as Blaine saw his fiancé in tears on the floor and his daughter wailing from her bassinet he snapped himself into action. He walked over to Finnly and grabbed the cotton blanket that she had kicked of and wrapped her up tightly. He picked her up with one hand and put her up to his right shoulder and patted her back with one hand as he stepped over Kurt to get into the kitchen.
Finnly seemed to settle once Blaine had wrapped her up and started to cuddle her but she was still hungry. Blaine had the new bottle ready in a few minutes and had begun to feed the little girl who was now contently sucking on her bottle.
"Kurt, what happened?" Blaine asked the still crying boy on the floor.
"Stupid ass bottle….piece of crap…ridiculous." Kurt tried to say through the tears. "We are never having sex again!" Kurt howled and yelled at the same time.
"I know it is your third day back at home but aren't you a little past the three day baby blues?" Blaine asked with a giggle as he mopped up the spilt formula with his foot on a paper towel.
Kurt looked up at him and scowled. "If you value your life you will shut the hell up." Kurt said as he pointed his index finger towards his fiancé.
Blaine laughed as he sent Kurt back to bed and put Finnly back to sleep after she had finished her bottle. Blaine stared at the adorable little girl who was happily sleeping in her cot. He turned on the mobile and kissed her on the cheek before returning back to his bedroom to find Kurt literally passed out on top of the blankets. All Blaine could do was let out a little giggle as he slid his fiancé back under the covers and crawled in behind him for a cuddle.
The First Time Blaine Cried:
Finnly had been at home for about three weeks now. Kurt and Blaine had settled her into a routine and she was now a good sleeper and eater. Finn had offered to babysit for a few hours so Blaine and Kurt could get out of the house and have some alone time together without the baby.
Everything had gone smoothly; Finn had fed the little girl and gotten her back to sleep, while Blaine and Kurt had gone out for dinner, just the two of them. The two boys tiptoed back into the house and up to Finnly's nursery to see how Finn was coping. He had just wrapped the baby girl and had her over his shoulder as he patted her back soothingly.
"See this isn't s hard. I don't know what Kurt and Blaine are on about." Finn cooed at the baby.
Kurt and Blaine looked at each other and smiled, Finn was so cute when he was with the baby. Finn continued to sway and the pat the baby on the back for a few more minutes until the moment was ruined by a rather loud fart. It was so loud that both Kurt and Blaine had heard it from outside the door. The two boys looked at each other and had to cover their mouths to stop themselves from laughing.
"Oh, that did not sound good." Finn said looking at the infant in disgust. Finn's face was a mixture of horrified and repulsed. His expression caused Kurt and Blaine to break out into giggles. Blaine actually had to walk away to stop himself from laughing and giving away the fact that they had been watching Finn.
"Ahh," Finn looked around the room nervously. "Um," Finn had no idea what to do. "Right," Finn said as he placed the girl back into her cot. "There." He was very pleased with himself. Finn went back to the chair in the nursery and sat down feeling very proud of how he handled that situation. But Kurt and Blaine knew better they knew what that sound would lead to.
Just as Finn got himself comfortable another loud fart followed by a gurgle came from the cot. Finn looked over apprehensively, he waited a second and that is when the smell hit him. Finn sniffed the air twice. "Oh what the hell is that?"
The tall boy got up and walked cautiously over to the cot to inspect the damage. He looked in to see Finnly's bright little face looking up at him with a little guilt in her eyes.
"Oh do not give me that look." Finn said as he saw the guilty expression. Finn took a deep breathe and held it as he went in to change the nappy. But this was no ordinary nappy change; it is what you would call a number 3 or a poop explosion. The poop was not just in her nappy, it was all the way up her back and into her brown curly hair.
"Aw, what the hell?" Finn said when he realized what he was dealing with. Finn reached for the wipes as he tried to undress the squirming bundle.
"Oh my God." He said as the smell filled the room. "How do you do that? Seriously? You weigh all of 10 pounds how does that come out of you? Oh My God. That is so nasty." He said as he ran with the nappy to the bin in the nursery. "Ew, ew, ew, ew!" Finn yelled as he ran.
Finn goes back to the mess that he left. There was poop everywhere on Finnly, on her clothes, her blanket, the mattress cover, it was everywhere. Finn started off by cleaning the girl. "Oh seriously?" Finn said after finding a new pile that was hidden under her onesie. "Ah, jeez." Finn said as he turned his head in disgust.
Outside Kurt and Blaine were on the verge of hysterics; Kurt was facing the wall, tears pouring out of his eyes as he tried to conceal the laughter. Blaine had moved away from the door way and was doubled over trying to catch his breath.
Finn had had managed to get the little girl undressed and now he was working on mopping up the poop that was all over the mattress. "It doesn't end." Finn said to the baby who he had resting on his shoulder. Just as Finn picked up the blanket and found out the not only was their poop on the mattress cover, but it had seeped into the mattress. "Oh my God," Finn said as he gagged a little. He used the hand that wasn't holding the baby to cover his mouth, forgetting that it was that hand he had used to clean up the poop.
Finn gagged again, and again. He walked over to the corner of the room and dry heaved into the rubbish bin. Kurt and Blaine ha seen this and were now on the rolling on he floor in absolute hysterics not even trying to conceal their laughter. Blaine had tear streaming out of his eyes and he couldn't catch his breath.
"You know I can hear you right?" Finn called out as he heaved again.
This just resulted in another outburst of laughing for the two boys.
"It is not funny." Finn yelled as he heaved again.
Kurt managed to get himself up and took the baby from Finn, not being able to talk as he was still laughing hysterically. Blaine had no such luck; he was still rolling on the floor laughing and crying hysterically at the sight of the jock dry heaving over the trash can.
Kurt and Blaine Go Back to School:
Finnly was now one month old and Kurt and Blaine had to go back to school. They had been lucky that Finnly was born around Christmas as they had the holidays to spend time with her. But now, knowing that they would have to leave her behind was really hitting Kurt hard.
"Kurt! Come on! We are going to be late!" Blaine yelled up the stairs.
"I am coming. Jeez!" Kurt yelled back. He was just adjusting his bowtie. It was nice to be able to fit into his old clothes again, but it still didn't change the fact that he didn't want to leave Finnly behind.
Kurt ran down the stairs, book bag in one hand and Finnly in the other. He met Blaine and Finn who her waiting impatiently at the bottom of the stairs.
"Come on! We have to go." Blaine encouraged.
"I know, I know." Kurt said looking at his daughter.
Blaine walked over and kissed Finnly on the head before grabbing Kurt's book bag and walking to the doorway. Kurt looked at Finnly; sure he had left her for a few hours before but not a whole day.
"Here, sweetie," Carole held out her arms for the baby. "Give her to me."
Kurt looked at the baby girl. "Remember she likes her rabbit blanket after her nap, and that she needs to be fed at least every four hours." Kurt said not wanting to give her up.
"Yes, yes, yes," Carole nodded.
"And that if she is crying she is most likely windy or lonely."
"Yes Kurt" Carole nodded again.
"And that-"
"Kurt you know I have done this before right?" Carole pointed out.
Kurt turned around to look at Finn. The taller boy was leaning against the wall and sniffing his hand. He turned back around and raised an eyebrow at Carole.
"That was all his father, now give me the baby." The mother said as she went over and took Finnly from Kurt's arms. "Say bye, bye daddy." Carole cooed at the baby as Blaine dragged Kurt out the door.
"Bye Finnly," Kurt called out. "I will be home soon." Blaine tugged harder. "I love you." He managed to yell as Blaine yanked him out the door and into the car.
"This sucks," Kurt pouted as her crossed his arms.
"Yeah I know." Blaine said as he patted his back.
Once at school Kurt's mood had improved but it was Mercedes who dragged him out of his funk.
She ran up to him and pulled him into a tight hug. "Mercedes, I saw you last week." Kurt managed to squeak out.
"I know, I know. But it is the first time I have been able to hug you with out a baby between us. Not that I don't love her but now I have you all to myself." She smiled.
Blaine coughed a little to make his presence known.
"Hi Blaine," She smiled sweetly before pulling Kurt away and dragging him to her locker.
"Bye," Kurt yelled from halfway down the hall.
Blaine blew him a kiss as he walked to his locker.
"So," Mercedes smiled. "Tell me more about this wedding." She all but screamed.
Sneak Peek:
A month of wedding dramas – and wedding plans.
A/N Thank you everyone for your support and reviews – you all are amazing
Okay one huge shout out to Snape-Rules44. Best beta EVER! Oh and she has just written two AMAZING Klaine Fanfics called "Scars" and "Love" I recommend that everyone go read them.
A big hug to Mercedes Anderson – 1 for being awesome, 2 for writing an awesome fanfic called "If I Had You" – Kurt singing Adam Lambert! It is so awesome and Kurt Lambert is HOT! 3 – For being a great fan and making my year with her review. You Rock!
DarrenCriss1 – For being an awesome fan and a fellow Australia!
I will try and update ASAP and I will have a little more free time as my assignment is due on Friday.
Last but not least. I have started to plan the wedding (Eeeek). I have most of it planned out but not the song Kurt and Blaine are going to walk down the aisle to. I want it to be fun and not all traditional. Any suggestions?
