an:) hello! another chappie!! yay!!! nothing to say except enjoy! :) ohhh well, there is one thing to add, if you don't mind, i entered a contest and if you can pretty please vote for my story "I Wanna Love You"? the story is inspired by a song of The Maine and i really really love the band and i want to win :P (no need to hide it, i want to win) so please and thank you!!! hehehehe ;)

tip dedicated to: xXLittleMelanieXx and PinkVampireSkittle ;) thanks for the help!

disclaimer: me: Edward? where is Emmett?
Edward: he's hunting, so he asked me to come
me: ohhhh
Edward: yeah, so let's get this over with. you don't own my family or Twilight.
me: ok...wanna play cards?
Edward: no, i have stuff to do and i know you and Patty cheat.
me: we do not!
Edward: -leaves-
Patty: rudeness!!
me: i know!!


Tip 43- Stupid Questions

There is nothing more annoying than when asked stupid questions. One would think that my own brothers would be above annoying me so shamefully. What have I ever done to Edward? (Rhetorical question, don't answer!) I'm going to show four answers that can save you from having to deal with stupid questions.

(This event is completely factual and is exactly how it happened! Would I lie to you?)

Edward: Emmett! How could you give my piano away? This is the worst thing you have ever done! Not even turning the garage into an ice-rink is as bad as this!

Me: (answer #1) Would you kindly shut up?

Edward: Excuse me? Emmett, are you even listening? That was my piano! You are acting like a three year old.

Me: (answer #2) What was your first clue?

Edward: My first clue? Emmett! Why don't you just do the work like the rest of us? It's not like this is our first time in high school, we've done this dozens of times.

Me: (answer #3) Like I'm a suppressed, over achieving loser like you.

Edward: How old are you Emmett? Ten? GROW UP!

Me: (answer #4) Just keep telling yourself that.

See? Edward left and I have no clue what he was talking to me about. I just answered when he got quiet. But there are several cases where you can be more creative. I took the liberty to observe my new sister Bella and this is what she tells people when asked something stupid.

(I have removed the name of the dumb dumbs so they don't feel bad about being so foolish. So, sorry you won't be able to make fun of them because their identities are going to be a hundred percent anonymous)

Scenario #1

Bella just fell down. Dummy #1 approaches her.

Dummy #1: Bella, did you just fall?

Bella: No Eric, I wanted to get an extreme close up with the floor!

Scenario #2

Bella just bought a bag of chips. She sits next to dummy #2

Dummy #2: Are you going to eat that?

Bella: No Tyler, I just bought it because I want to stare at it. Isn't it pretty?

Scenario #3

Bella locked herself out of her truck and she is banging at the window. Dummy #3 sees her.

Dummy #3: Did you leave the keys inside?

Bella: No Mike, I just wanted to try the alohomora spell I saw in Harry Potter!

In conclusion, stupid questions deserve sarcastic answers.

Ohhh before I forget, I learned another thing from following Bella: When she's having a bad day is better not to bother her…just take my word for it.