Hey guys, I just wanted to put you on notice that I decided to bump this story's rating back down to T. I noticed an EXTREME decline in this story's popularity after I raised the rating to M, so I figured it was that. After all, when most people come to the M-Rated fanfics, they're usually looking for lemon fics.
….Not that I would know about where lemon fics would be found.
After all, this story is more-or-less just sophomoric humor, right?
10:56 AM – Headmaster Frieza's Office
Headmaster Frieza was nonchalantly relaxing at his chair, occasionally sipping some coffee.
"Today feels like a good day." He said, "I might even give the staff a raise!"
Frieza had a strange look on his face. "Oh, that Marcellous of Dorm 666 should get lifetime passing grades!"
Frieza looked like he smelled shit. "I mean, he's so smart and charming and - you can stop now, author person who sounds like Marcellous."
Damn, why did I make you find out?
Frieza had a smug look of satisfaction on his face, until he heard a clucking sound.
"What was that?"
(Cluck!)
"Stop it."
(Cluck!)
Frieza stood up. "It's not funny."
(Cluck!)
Frieza walked over to his personal locker and opened it.
"Cluck, Cluck, Cluck!"
Frieza looked down at the caged chicken in his locker. "Who's the smartass who did this?"
He was about to lose it, until he noticed a note on the cage. He picked it up and read it.
To Headmaster Frieza,
Because we know you love cocks.
Sincerely, D-Generation X
P.S – SUCK IT!
Frieza began foaming at the mouth and steaming out of his nonexistent ears.
7:15 AM – Dorm 666
The four members of Dorm 666 (and Spencer) were laughing their asses off.
"Dude," Raditz chuckled, "You think he found out yet?"
"With all that clucking?" Marcellous asked, "He had to!"
Vegeta was laughing harder than them all. "He probably does love cocks!"
Goku stopped laughing. "Dude..."
"What if his tail is a HUGE cock?"
They all started laughing again, even Spencer had to chuckle a little.
Table walked in. "Hey guys, I heard-"
"Get out." Vegeta snapped.
Table looked sad. "I just wanted to let you guys know that I'm gonna be playable in Raging Blast 2, despite the fact that I didn't fight a single battle in the OVA I appeared in, which ultimately became my only appearance, which makes no sense for me to be in the game!"
"You're right." Spencer started, "You shouldn't even be in the game. I mean, Neiz and Doore actually fought in Cooler's Revenge, so it makes sense for them to finally catch a break."
"I agree." Marcellous began, "You shouldn't even be introduced to the American fanbase! Hatchiyack had to wait close to 20 years before we found out about him, so why don't you stop being such a selfish bastard!"
Table gained some confidence. "You're right!" he cheered, "I'm going to go protest my very existence!"
You shouldn't even exist. In fact, I think you were only created so Goku and Vegeta could have one more similarity, they both had a weakling brother.
Table gained even more confidence. "You're totally right, disembodied voice who sounds like Marcellous!" he said, "And most likely, my English voice will be completely fucked up!"
Then Table left.
Vegeta looked at Marcellous and Spencer. "Raging Blast? Playable character? OVA?" he questioned, "What the fuck are you talking about?"
"I don't know." Spencer shrugged, "The creepy voice guy made me say that."
Marcellous nodded. "Yeah, me too."
You guys are bitches, man!
12:35 PM – Headmaster Frieza's Office
Headmaster Frieza gave a sinister smile as he looked at the 8 men and 1 woman standing in front of him.
"It's a good thing I contacted that nearby college.." he chuckled, "D-Generation X will wish they never met me!"
The orange-haired leader of the group started blankly at the alien. "Whoever this D-Generation X fellows are..." he started,
"We will take their jinchuuriki...by force, if necessary."
The rest began to chuckle amongst themselves.
"And then...they will know...TRUE...Pain."
12:15 AM – Dorm 666
The guys had just got back from a night of partying, piss drunk and smelling like bourbon and (in Vegeta's case) cheap hooker sex.
"..Dude..." Raditz started, "That was the best night of my life."
Spencer started intensively at the wall. "Dude...the wall...it's so...fuzzy."
Goku ran head-first into the wall, knocking himself out.
Vegeta began to scratch his man-parts. "That bitch...she gave me crabs!"
Raditz slapped Vegeta. "Don't talk about Bulma like that!"
"...I love you."
Then Vegeta collapsed.
Marcellous drunkenly walked over to a box in the middle of the room. "Hey, it's a..."
Everyone looked at him.
"...Uhh..."
Marcellous could feel their stares burning a hole in his face.
"...What's the word I'm looking for..."
He scratched his head.
"...Box!" He said, "Yeah..."
Raditz picked it up and tried to read it. "...Something about pain..."
Spencer looked at it. "..You idiot!" he shouted, "It's covered in explosive tags!"
They all looked at each other.
"WHAT THE FU-"
Then there was an explosion.
