Author's Notes:

Can't. Think. Straight.

FanFiction. Locked. Me. Out. Of. Some. Of. My. Stories.

Can't. Update.

Might. Die.

Well. Probably. Not. But. Still.

Somebody? Help? Seriously. What. Do. I. Do?

Anyway. Here's. A. New. Update.

Enjoy.

(Talking. Like. This. Makes. Me. Sound. Like. A. Robot. :P)

To: William Lancer, englishteacher12

From: Danny Fenton, ghosthuntersboy

Sorry, Mr. Lancer, I can't complete the homework assignment. My internet went down.

-Danny

To: Danny Fenton, ghosthuntersboy

From: William Lancer, englishteacher12

Mr. Fenton,

If your internet really was down, you wouldn't be able to send emails.

Sincerely, Mr. Lancer

To: William Lancer

From: Danny Fenton

Uh… I borrowed Sam's internet?

-Danny

To: Danny Fenton
From: William Lancer

Then, you would have been able to complete your homework.

Sincerely, Mr. Lancer

To: William Lancer

From: Danny Fenton

-Danny

To: Danny Fenton

From: William Lancer

Out of excuses?

Sincerely, Mr. Lancer

To: William Lancer

From: Danny Fenton

Pretty much.

-Danny

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To: Frostbite, icelover45

From: Vlad Plasmius, supremeruleroftheworld

I may be half-ghost, but it's bloody freezing out there! Global Warming? HA!

How do you stay warm?

-Plasmius

To: Vlad Plasmius, supremeruleroftheworld

From: Frostbite, icelover45

Mostly, our people stay warm using their fur and ghost abilities. But, there is one secret on how to stay warm that I'm not suppose to tell anyone. Do you think you can handle it?

Warm regards, Frostbite

To: Frostbite

From: Vlad Plasmius

Can I handle it? Of course I can handle it! Release the secret on me, petulant snow freak, or you will never see the light of day again!

-Plasmius

To: Vlad Plasmius

From: Frostbite

Very well.

Our people have come to realize that, if you wear a suit made entirely out of poultry meat, you will stay a million times warmer.

Warm regards, Frostbite

To: Frostbite

From: Vlad Plasmius

Hmm… I think I've heard that somewhere… All right, I'll give it a try.

-Plasmius

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To: Sam Manson, gothgirl84

From: Danny Phantom, phantomrulez

Did you happen to see the fruitloop today?

-Danny

To: Danny Phantom, phantomrulez

From: Sam Manson, gothgirl84

Totally. Seriously, who tricked him into wearing a suit made out of chicken?

-Sam

To: Sam Manson

From: Danny Phantom

I don't know who, but I wanna give them a hug. :D

-Danny

Author's Note: Who knew Vlad was so gullible? *raises hand*

Anyways, anyone wanna tell me how to fix the errors on my FanFiction? It's driving me insane!

Hey, you. That's right. You with the computer in front of you. Review! Com'on, you can't hide it from me. I know you want to…