Author's Notes:
Can't. Think. Straight.
FanFiction. Locked. Me. Out. Of. Some. Of. My. Stories.
Can't. Update.
Might. Die.
Well. Probably. Not. But. Still.
Somebody? Help? Seriously. What. Do. I. Do?
Anyway. Here's. A. New. Update.
Enjoy.
(Talking. Like. This. Makes. Me. Sound. Like. A. Robot. :P)
To: William Lancer, englishteacher12
From: Danny Fenton, ghosthuntersboy
Sorry, Mr. Lancer, I can't complete the homework assignment. My internet went down.
-Danny
To: Danny Fenton, ghosthuntersboy
From: William Lancer, englishteacher12
Mr. Fenton,
If your internet really was down, you wouldn't be able to send emails.
Sincerely, Mr. Lancer
To: William Lancer
From: Danny Fenton
Uh… I borrowed Sam's internet?
-Danny
To: Danny Fenton
From: William Lancer
Then, you would have been able to complete your homework.
Sincerely, Mr. Lancer
To: William Lancer
From: Danny Fenton
…
-Danny
To: Danny Fenton
From: William Lancer
Out of excuses?
Sincerely, Mr. Lancer
To: William Lancer
From: Danny Fenton
Pretty much.
-Danny
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To: Frostbite, icelover45
From: Vlad Plasmius, supremeruleroftheworld
I may be half-ghost, but it's bloody freezing out there! Global Warming? HA!
How do you stay warm?
-Plasmius
To: Vlad Plasmius, supremeruleroftheworld
From: Frostbite, icelover45
Mostly, our people stay warm using their fur and ghost abilities. But, there is one secret on how to stay warm that I'm not suppose to tell anyone. Do you think you can handle it?
Warm regards, Frostbite
To: Frostbite
From: Vlad Plasmius
Can I handle it? Of course I can handle it! Release the secret on me, petulant snow freak, or you will never see the light of day again!
-Plasmius
To: Vlad Plasmius
From: Frostbite
Very well.
Our people have come to realize that, if you wear a suit made entirely out of poultry meat, you will stay a million times warmer.
Warm regards, Frostbite
To: Frostbite
From: Vlad Plasmius
Hmm… I think I've heard that somewhere… All right, I'll give it a try.
-Plasmius
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To: Sam Manson, gothgirl84
From: Danny Phantom, phantomrulez
Did you happen to see the fruitloop today?
-Danny
To: Danny Phantom, phantomrulez
From: Sam Manson, gothgirl84
Totally. Seriously, who tricked him into wearing a suit made out of chicken?
-Sam
To: Sam Manson
From: Danny Phantom
I don't know who, but I wanna give them a hug. :D
-Danny
Author's Note: Who knew Vlad was so gullible? *raises hand*
Anyways, anyone wanna tell me how to fix the errors on my FanFiction? It's driving me insane!
Hey, you. That's right. You with the computer in front of you. Review! Com'on, you can't hide it from me. I know you want to…
