The sick feeling is passing, hooray!


... Peru. It's me. Romano. You know... Mexico hates me?

At least you aren't speaking fricking French anymore.

How is waking up n-n-naked next to your former boss /fun/?


Romaaaaaaaaano? It sounds familiar... say, you have the air of an Italian. Are you, by any chance?

Why would Mexico hate anyone besides America? Wait, maybe you're American, not Italian! So, which one is it? D:

What's wrong with French? What is French? Darn it, why is everyone keeping this whole France thing away from me T_T

Hmmmmmm. Well, since you're naked, I think it was probably really hot last night so you took off all your clothes in order to sleep well. And, um, maybe you had a nightmare, so you went to sleep with your boss because you were feeling uneasy being by yourself! I don't know what else it could be. Chile and Argentina always do that so I'm just speaking from experience...

Sincerely,

Peru-turkey


Somehow that has a nice ring to it XD

Oh, and Peru's memories are still in the colonial age. His siblings don't do that anymore.