"Aww, look how cute that is!" Princess Peach Toadstool exclaimed as she was watching Donkey Kong and Luigi fighting each other on the Final Destination version of the crappy Rainbow Road stage from the shitty game, Mario Kart 7, with poor Jigglypuff unsure on who to cheer on.

"What's so cute about Donkey Kong and Luigi beating each other up?" Samus Aran stated as she approached Peach in her orange power suit, the two female Smashers being in the girls' lounge of the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, which was relocated to the very same Rainbow Road that the battle was taking place on, precisely at the yellow moon, as they were watching one of the high definition television sets displaying the match.

Peach smiled as she turned to Samus, holding her hands together. "They're fighting for who gets to be with Jigglypuff! Isn't that just adorable?"

Samus rolled her eyes as she shook her head. "Meh... I call that pathetic..." She coldly stated, obviously not caring one bit for the pairing.

"You know what? You're pathetic!" Peach stated as she smacked Samus into the air with her frying pan, then grabbing Samus and pinning her down to the ground, slamming down hard with her butt and staying there.

Zero Suit Samus and Barbara The Bat both walked in to see Princess Peach farting on top of the armored Samus, the two girls looking at each other oddly.

"Pootstool is at it again, isn't she?" Barbara remarked with a frown as she folded her arms together.

Zero Suit Samus nodded as she placed her left hand on her forehead, sighing. "Yeah... that's Tootstool for ya..."

"You know I can hear you two, right?" Peach commented above her own brassy flatulence as the armored Samus screamed for help, with the two girls shrugging as they left the lounge, leaving Peach to torture Samus with her farting.