Chapter Fifty-one:

"Hello mommy." Joan greets.

"Hello sweetie, are you two having fun with gran and grandpa?"

"Johnny and I are having a wonderful time. They bring us to a different place each day."

"Really, you two are exploring Atlanta." She wishes she is there to explore with them.

"Yes mommy, how are you and daddy? Are you being safe?" She wonders.

"Yes Joan we are. We miss you two every night." She expresses.

"We miss you two. Just one week left until we can reunite." She countdown the days.

"Yup, I am counting and crossing off the days until we can go home." Lita admits. Each night she marks an x on her pocket calendar until they go home.

"Us too, gran and grandpa bought us a calendar to put on our rooms and kitchen to mark the days gone. We have your picture on the date you will arriving." Joan admits as well.

"That is great, so what are your plans for today?"

"We are going to Six Flags White Water for the day. Afterwards, everyone is coming over here to watch Raw. We will be cheering for you two." She utters.

"Sounds like fun." Lita has a hint of sadness in her tone because she missing everything; well to her she is.

"It won't be as much fun without you and daddy. We are missing precious family bonding time." Joan's tone as a hint of sadness as well.

"You know we would be there if we could. We just have to finish this storyline and it will be family bonding forever." She assures her daughter.

"You promise."

"Yes I do."

"Okay, where is daddy? I hope he is not still sleeping."

"He is in the shower right now."

"Oh, tell him I said hi."

"I will."

"Honey, where are my clothes?" Jeff calls out. Lita giggles as she hid them everywhere in the room.

"There is daddy, can I talk to him?" She hears him in the background.

"Certainly." She walks into their bedroom to see him just in a towel. "Mr. Hardy, your daughter wants to speak to you." She hands him the phone.

"Thank you, Lita. Please stay I want a word with you." He eyes her up and down. These past few days they have been role playing.

"What for Mr. Hardy?" She bites her finger.

"It is something very personal I want to talk to you about." He answers.

"Of course." She sits on the bed as he continues his call.

"Hello baby girl." He greets watching his wife get comfortable on the bed.

"Daddy!" Joan greets happily.

"Someone is happy."

"Yup, Johnny and I are going to have fun day today wing is good."th everyone, I get to talk to you, everything is good." She mentions.

"Where are you going this time?" Jeff's parents always message him on where they go ahead in case him or Lita are wondering.

"We are going to Six Flags White Water. We are going to get wet with the weather being hot."

"Sounds like fun, you all enjoy yourselves."

"Not as much because you two aren't here." She pouts.

"I know it is not as much fun when you two aren't there either." He admits. "You two are going to watch us, right?"

"That is right."

"Great. Baby girl, I have to go I think your mother hid my clothes again." He looks at Lita who innocently shrugs.

"Okay, bye daddy. I love you."

"I love you too, baby girl." He hangs up as he smirks as Lita. "Now for that very personal conversation I want to talk to you about." He walks towards her.

"Yes, Mr. Hardy."

Jeff brings her closer to him to have them face to face. "Where are my clothes?"

"I don't know." She utters.

"You are playing a dangerous game here. If anyone finds out I am sleeping with you, I could get fired." He states.

"It is a good thing I am your assistant to have a cover on why I am here all the time." She rubs her hands on his chest.

"And me naked is your cover?"

"Yes." She pecks him before she stands away. "Your clothes are hidden everywhere in the room." She reveals.

"You played a game with my clothes."

"Yup, just like you did yesterday." Jeff thought it would be an excuse to see her walk around naked. Just because they can't make love doesn't mean he can't see her naked.

"So same rules apply?" Jeff wonders.

"Definitely and go." Jeff starts to look under the bed. He finds a pair of socks. When he reveals them Lita titters. "Seriously." Jeff questions.

"You chose that spot first, now take off the towel and put those socks on." She directs.

"Fine." He takes off the towel while he does a dance. Afterwards, he puts on the socks.

"I need boxers." He thinks on where she put them.

"Wait, come here." She waves him over. He walks over to get a peck on the cheek. "The more clothes you get the more passionate the kisses get." She reveals.

"You just love to torture me, don't you?" He feels himself getting hard.

"Sometimes, now off you go to get another article of clothing." Jeff heads to the bed sheets. He opens the sheets to find nothing. Next, he checks the right pillow to find a tie. Just like before, he heads to Lita for a deck on the other cheek. The left pillow gives him his pants. This gives him a peck on the lips, however he can't put on his pants without his pants, so he still walks around the room naked.

"Boxers, boxers I need boxers." He closes his eyes to focus. "Ah!" He checks the suitcase which he pulls out shoes.

"Nope." Lita gives him a three second kiss.

"Keep going." Jeff once again closes his eyes to focus. He tries underneath the mattress to find a shirt. "Good enough." He puts it on which is long enough to cover all of him. He grins at Lita who huffs. Jeff goes up to her to get his ten second kiss.

"You still need to find your boxers." She whispers.

"I'll find them before you know it." He whispers.

30 minutes has pass and Jeff can't find his boxers. "Where are they?" He starts to get frustrated.

"Not so easy is it." Jeff wants to find them to make out with his wife. The last kiss, when he found his wrestling attire, lasted about five minutes.

"Can you give me a hint?"

"Sure, it has been right in front of you the whole time." She hints.

"What is that supposed to mean?"

"That is what you have to figure out." Jeff sighs as he tries to think on where it is.

After twenty minutes, he almost gives up. He looks in every possible place his boxers could be. Later on, he sits on the bed with him not figuring out what she means. "Where could they be?" He whispers to himself. When he looks up, something clicks in his mind his wife has been standing in her spot the whole time; she hasn't move. Every time he finds an article of clothing, he goes to her for the kiss. "Oh my, why didn't I think of that?" She shakes his head.

"Did you figure it out?" She tries to read his mind.

"I did, you have them. You have been right there in front of me since the beginning."

"That is correct."

"Pass them over." He offers his hand to place them in.

"I will, but I'll give you a chance to double the make out session to twenty-five minutes. If you can guess where it is on me, then you get the time. If you don't it will be twelve minutes." She offers him her last game.

"Twelve or twenty-five minutes." Jeff ponders. "I'll go with the twenty-five minutes."

"Okay, choose a spot." She spreads her arms to prove she isn't holding them. She wants the twenty-five minutes make out as well.

"You are definitely wearing them underneath your pants."

"That is correct." She strips her pants to uncover them.

"Yes! Come here." He brings her close.

"Don't you want them."

"Nah, I am comfortable in this. I might walk around like this for a week." He grins.

"I would love that."

"I know you would." Jeff picks Lita up to kiss her along the wall.


Monday Night Raw:

"Good evening everyone, welcome to Monday Night Raw in New Orleans." Cole announces.

"We are in New York City in the Garden."

"We have quite a lot of memories here as well history."

"That is right, Cole and we continue the punishment for Matt Hardy."

"Yup, but it didn't stop at Smackdown. The punishment continued on a live event house show in Austin, Texas."

"That is right, King the storyline has become very personal between Matt and Lita. It all started when Lita cheated on Edge. What surprise me is that Edge join Jeff and Lita's side, even though Lita did cheat on Edge with Jeff." R

Edge and Lita weren't an official couple, so I wouldn't count it as cheating."

"Well Matt sure seems like it was."

"The only mystery I have is who is Edge's mystery woman." King wonders.

"I don't know, that we have to wait if he reveals her."

No chance plays through the arena. "Oh my, the boss is going to start of Raw. "Hello everyone." He greets. "For anyone who didn't go to the Austin, Texas house show, there was an agreement from Edge to Matt. That agreement is that Matt can't attack or lose any of the matches he participate tonight. If he does he loses or attack someone, he is fired and forgotten." He reveals. "Lita will reveal what matches he will be competing in later tonight. Have a great show as I will watch to make sure everything goes right.


Later in Night:

"Matt, you are going to participate in a ladder match. I know that was one of the stipulation before, but you made that deal with Edge and not me." Lita announces.

"That is fine, I am the King of Ladders." He yells out.

"You are however you are not the king alone." She includes. "You have one person to think to share that title with." Matt gulps. "You will be facing your brother, Jeff, in a ladder match. We will see who is the King of Ladders."

Jeff's music plays as Lita gives him a good luck kiss. "Oh Matt, if you lose this you will be put in a match to fight for your career. Good luck." She heads to the back.


Matt hits Jeff with a ladder before he arrives in the ring. After, he drags him into the ring for a near fall. He grabs the ladder to continue to hit him with the top end of the ladder. Jeff holds his stomach in pain while Matt lays the ladder on top of him. He climbs to the top rope to do a splash. Jeff moves out of the way to have Matt hit the ladder; he gravels in pain. This gives Jeff the upper hand as he uses ladder to hit his brother multiple times. He puts him inside the ladder. After he sent it up in the corner. He sets up a mini ladder in the middle to do the poetry in motion not once, but twice. Since Matt is trap in the ladder, he has no place to go. Jeff takes him out to get a near fall at two. Next, he lays him down on the ladder as he sets him up for the Swanton Bomb. Matt gets up to hit him off the top rope with the mini ladder. As Jeff is in pain outside, Matt catches his breath. Matt sets up a twenty-feet ladder before grabbing Jeff. They both climb the ladder to the top. Matt sets him up for the Twist-of-Fate. Jeff pushes him away off the ladder, but Matt lands on his feet. Matt pushes the ladder to have Jeff on the ramp outside. Lita comes out to check on her husband.

"Are you okay?" Lita asks cupping his face.

"Lita, go it, it is not safe here." He shoos her away.

"No you are hurt." She refuses.

"Lita-" Before Jeff finishes, Matt has her by the hair. "Lita!" He yells out too sore to get up.

"Matt let go of me." She kicks and claws.

"Nope, I am getting my revenge." Matt brings her into the ring as she tries to run out. "Not so fast honey, we are going for a little ride. He puts her on his shoulder as he climbs a now fifteen-feet ladder. Lita pounds and kicks until she kicks Matt in the jewels. This results in him to fall off the ladder on top of Lita. The crowd gasps at the condition of all three of them. Matt gets up to a vertical base first with a smirk on his face. Once again, he carries Lita to do a Twist-of-Fate from the top of the ladder.

"My revenge is complete." Matt shouts before he proceeds with the maneuver. Jeff crawls to her as he is in too much pain to spot it.

"Lita, are you okay?" Jeff checks her. It didn't last long with Matt grabbing his brother, who tries to fight off, although it is not effective, to hit him several times with a ladder. He sets up the ladder a few meters away from the fifteen-feet ladder to proceed with another Twist-of-Fate. Matt pins him to get the victory. Afterwards, he manically laughs at his handy-work.