King Craig Dragotti's Eternally Sobbing Karaoke Marathons
By: I'm Not Wearing Any Pants
Where's the "in a dress" part? Why leave that out? Everything else is word for word. Google is not your friend.

KING CRAIG DRAGOTTI'S ETERNALLY SOBBING KARAOKE MARATHONS

The Sewer King was singing a karaoke marathon of anime songs from the 1980s and if you don't think this is canon, you're a moron and a hater. He smiled and sobbed while wearing a dress and forcing everyone of his child-slaves to refer to him as "Mr. Craig Dragotti, Stereotypical Italian Mafia Boss" even though he had no idea how the mafia actually worked and was actually an inept perpetually shrieking man-child of the utmost proportions. It was just a suit slash position of authority fetish. Also he sometimes slipped up and made them call him Atsushi Sakurai, after his favorite Japanese rock singer, whom all his traits weren't stolen off of, right down to the obsession with kittens, the abusive father, a brother, an ex-wife, and dead mother, and lots of BDSM related imagery, we swear.

The child-slaves tried to cover their bleeding ears to no avail.

"STOP IGNORING ME, YOU KNOW IT MAKES ME CRAZY! FUCKING CRAZY!"

He flipped the piano over and frothed at the mouth. He raged for exactly an hour while the children hid in the corner and Frog went to the surface and got caught by Batman, who went down and found the King due to all the noise. He punched the shit out him and freed the children.

"I'd be more than happy to make you a ghost," said Michael Keaton Batman, grinning as he tucked an explosive into the Sewer Narc's boxer shorts.

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