HOLY SHIT FIFTY CHAPTERS AND I HAVE OFFICIALLY FILLED UP MY ENTIRE DOC MANAGER WITH DUCK STORIES! Now, all of you... my fellow duck lovers... Share the ducks, make them famous.
Duck is love... Duck is life...
"Quack quack quack." America duck quacked. This was an emergency. All of the ducks had gathered to try to defeat this evil. They all watched America duck give his speech on how they could save the pond. Except for Canada duck, he was off somewhere else drinking some maple syrup from a bottle he found.
"Quack quack quack?" Italy duck asked Japan duck. Italy duck was confused and didn't know what was going on.
"Werr, There are ariens attacking us. We need protection. I hope it is onry Sergeant Keroro. That way we don't have to worry about anything." Japan duck explained. They finished listening to America duck's speech, then they all had chances to share their own ideas.
"Quack quack quack the doctor quack quack." England duck suggested. All of the other ducks thought he was crazy.
"Quack quack quack quack Sigourney Weaver quack quack quack." America duck quacked. The ducks all thought he was crazy too. They needed someone who was a real person AND easy to access. Suddenly, the skies darkened. A spaceship appeared above them. It landed beside the pond, and all of these weird little aliens walked off the ship. They looked like white ducks, but they were all blank and shit. They surrounded the pond quickly.
"OH DUCK!" All of the ducks quacked simultaneously. The aliens pulled out their blaster guns that made the "pew pew" sound and pointed them at the ducks. Surprisingly, none of the ducks crapped themselves.
"Quack quack quack quack" Turkey duck (teehee) quacked. Greece duck looked at him with that one facial expression that he always has.
"Quack." He quacked. The two started fighting. All of the other ducks ignored them and let them do their own thing. The three baltic ducks, Estonia duck, Latvia duck, and Lithuania duck were hiding behind Russia goose, Belarus duck, and Ukraine duck. The aliens moved in closer. Eventually, they thought the aliens would completely take them over, however, at the last moment, Italy duck stepped forward.
"... quack." He quacked cutely. The aliens took one look at him and instantly, their cold alien hearts melted. They left the pond in peace and instead, invaded a nearby anime convention. However, because of all of the cosplayers, the aliens blended right in. Nobody was scared. So they tried to invade a platypus farm. I don't know if they actually have those, but I just like platypuses. However, Australia duck had planned ahead and was guarding the platypuses with care. The aliens gave up. They left the planet in peace, leaving the ducks to do random duck shit.
And the ducks lived ever after. I can't really say if they were happy or not... they could have been miserable without thumbs, you never know. Next time you see a duck, ask it if it's happy. If it answers "Yes", run away screaming in fear because ducks are not supposed to talk. Unless they are anime ducks.
THE END
FIFTY FREAKING CHAPTERS. I actually had to google what the plural for platypus was. I thought it would be something weird, but I was mistaken. Well, I will continue to write more duck stories, but I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAS SO MANY CHAPTERS NOW HOLY CRAP!
