Since you all had to wait so long for me to come up with a new mini, this one will be extra long for you darling fans of mine!
Quin's to do list.
Rocky:
"Um, why am I dressed up as a steak again?" MM Link asked, walking into an arena.
"No reason," Quin said, locking a gate behind him.
"Well, just as long as I get a bigger role in this series! So, you aren't mad that I threatened to burn the house down, right?" he asked nervously.
"Not at all!" the Author said, grinning. "I never holde grudges!"
"Er, what's that thing moving torwards me? It looks...awfully like a dodongo..."
up an electric fly killer to keep Tingles' away:
"Now, all we have to do is flip the switch and that should keep the Tingles' away," Quin said, switching on the fly zapper.
"Are you sure this'll work?" Midna asked, as they walked back into the house from the backyard.
"Watch," she said, shutting the sliding glass door.
All the Tingles' gathered around the fly killing, um, thing. WW Tingle touched it and got zapped. Each of them touched it over and over again.
"I thought the box said it would keep them away! Not keep them here!" Midna growled.
"Well, it's worth it, plus it's more entertaining than doing it on the Sims," the Author admitted.
shopping for more school supplies:
"Midna, your notebooks are five bucks per a book," Quin pointed out, stunned.
"Your point?" she asked.
"And they're all gone! How can you be sold out with a price like that!" Quin exclaimed.
"Well, this is the short version of the story, parents come with children, parents might or might not go back out with children," Midna explained smugly.
"How do you blackmail the people who don't have children?" the Author asked.
"Easy, we give them children."
have kids until Midna is dead:
"Not a problem, considering you don't have a boyfriend," WW Link pointed out.
"Do you want to kids or are you just begging me to rip off your manhood with a pair of tweezers?" Quin snarled.
OoT Link's to do list.
a Xtra larg fli swatir:
"LINK! Hey! Listen! HEY!" Navi shrieked.
"I don't believe in fairies. I don't believe in fairies. I don't believe in fairies!" OoT Link murmured, covering his ears.
All the Tingles' outside drop dead.
"LINK! Bad boy! You killed my favorite show!" Quin yelled angrily.
TP Link's hare of wile hees asleip:
"Why isn't it working?!" OoT Link hissed, as he tried to run the electric shaver through TP Link's hair.
"You're supposed to plug it in, moron," Quin snapped, as she watched him struggle.
Midna's to do list.
a life time supply of Advil:
"WAAAAH! I BROKE A NAIL!" OoT Zelda cried.
"Dear Din, please kill me right here, right now," Midna prayed.
an anti-imp shield:
"Hey, you're not buying me all this vodka so when I pass out, you can turn me into an imp again?" Midna asked, sipping her drink.
"Ummm, noooooo," Zant mumbled.
TP Ganondorf banged his head on the bar's counter. "I told you she wouldn't fall for it again!" he hissed.
Shad's to do list.
OoT Link to spell correctly:
"NO! It's C-A-T. Not, K-A-T," Shad snapped angrily, pointing at the chalk board.
"AHH! MY HEAD HURTS!" OoT Link wailed.
shop for new books:
"I'll give you 25 dollars for this dictionary!" Shad shouted.
"I told you, I'm never dropping the price! Ever!" Midna yelled.
Ilia's to do list.
all glue factories:
"Darnit! This paper won't stick to the pole!" Ilia whined, trying to put together her picket sign. "Anyone got any glue?!"
Quin sighed and passed a hand over her face. "Stupid, blonde, gaming character."
TP Zelda's to do list.
hair:
"Do you wanna know how I do my hair?" the princess asked.
"Oh Goddesses, why did you pick her?" Midna groaned.
"I shampoo it five times, then I use condition three times, after that, I dry it in sections, put it in curls, then color it gold, then I brush it thoroughly for about an hour. Pretty simple, huh?" TP Zelda explained.
Jonas Brothers back pack into house:
Coming home from school, most of the Zelda characters entered the living room.
"Um, why is your bag wrapped up in brown paper, TP Zelda?" Quin asked, with an eyebrow up.
"Er, no reason! I've gotta go up to my room and do school work!" she said, hurrying up the stairs.
"You do know that's a Jonas bag, right?" Midna asked.
"Oh, yeah. I'll sell it on Ebay while she's sleeping," the Author replied, going back to playing Soul Calibur 2.
MM Link's to do list.
dodongo attack:
"OH, MAKE IT STOP!" MM Link screamed, getting bit by Rocky in the leg.
"I haven't fed him for three days, you know, FYI," Quin snickered.
and stay recovered:
"Mr. MM Link, you have a visitor," a nurse said, poking her head in the room then leaving.
Quin and Rocky entered the hospital room.
"We thought it'd be nice to give you a 'get well soon' gift," the Author said, grinning.
"WHAT KIND OF HOSPITAL SECURITY WOULD LET A TEENAGED GIRL AND AN UNLEASHED DODONGO IN HERE?!" MM Link shrieked.
