Woah. I'm getting really close to 20,000 views. I might have to have a mini party tomorrow or something lol. Or I'll just play Turnabout Succession. That'll probably happen. I've been working my way through the game and I'm almost done. I decided to examine every little thing just for fun. I have some new favorite quotes.
Well, enjoy!
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Hi I'm a dum atterney wif spikes on mah headHerr Forehead?
Oh hahaha you actually answered?Fraulein Trucy?
Nah, guess again. I haven't even met her before.I know it's you.
I'm dead serious, I don't know her.Fraulein, it's not good to lie, especially to a prosecutor. How did you manage to get Herr Forehead's phone?
Why would Apollo have a prosecutor's number? That would be like Darth Maul texting Obi Wan Kenobi. As for Trucy… I really don't know her. I mean, Apollo talks about her sometimes, but that's it. And Herr Forehead is Apollo, right? Probably, since this is his phone. Well, he left it at my house, so I decided to have some fun. :D
Who's on the dark side?
Apollo's got those demon horns, and I think he'd like a red light saber.
Ja, and the good guys always win.
So how do you know Apollo again?
Fraulein, you know this already.
You still think I'm a girl?
Ja. The thought of Herr Forehead having friends seems a bit farfetched.
That's what I said when I found two girls' names in his contact list!
Ema and you, I would imagine.
I'm not Trucy! What's it going to take to convince you I'm a guy?
Draw a picture of a strawberry, and take a picture of you holding it.
Why a strawberry? Plus, the camera on Apollo's phone is broken. I stepped on it about a month ago… He got so mad at me lol
Apollo wouldn't already have a picture of you holding a strawberry in his phone. Ja, that's a convenient excuse, fraulein.
Oh, that's actually pretty smart. Except for that last bit about me being a girl. Besides, aren't I innocent of being a girl until proven guilty?
Innocent until proven guilty? What's that?
That's a good question. I think Apollo mentioned it once. So how exactly am I supposed to prove myself innocent, then?
Without conclusive evidence, we rely on witness testimony, ja? Please state your name and occupation for the record.
Oh, we're having a trial? That's cool. I'm Clay Terran, an astronaut.
Can you testify about your relationship with the victim?
Lol, what's Apollo a victim of?
Phone theft.
Oh, yeah.
You may now begin your testimony, fraulein.
I'm not a girl! I've known Apollo since middle school, when my mom died. He knew what it was like to not have a mom, so he helped me out. We used to go to the space center all the time, which is why I ended up as an astronaut. I know lots of weird things about Apollo, and he knows a lot of weird things about me. We could probably blackmail each other into doing just about anything. :D
Name a few "weird things" that Trucy wouldn't know.
Wait, you're his musician friend, right?
Ja…
He's gonna kill me for this one lol. Don't tell him I told you this, all right?
I'm rather curious now.
He's a really good singer. He's really embarrassed about it though. He says he doesn't want to be a glimmerous fop, whatever that means. The only time I've ever actually gotten to hear him was when I was staying the night at his house, and he was taking a shower. I think he forgot I was there.
Herr Forehead? Singing? Well? This I've got to hear.
Yeah. Those Chords of Steel aren't just for yelling, huh? Oh, here's one Trucy wouldn't know. His Chords of Steel also make him snore like a bear.
Ja, I would bet. All right, I suppose I can accept your testimony, Herr Terran.
Herr Terran kind of rhymes. I like it.
Ja, it does.
Oh, why do you call Apollo Herr Forehead anyways?
Ja, in our first case he kept going on and on about how a man wasn't shot in the forehead, and it reminded me of the reflective surface on his own head. Plus it seemed to bother him.
I think I'll have to try that.
Ach, I don't think it would be much help to tell him that you came up with that name on your own.
I know. I can't wait to see his face when he realizes that his best friend and his biggest rival are sharing secrets about him.
Ach, you should get that on tape. And send it to me.
I will :D
