Title: Hormonal Quirks

Author: landofthekwt

Rating: PG-13

Prompt: Quirk (Dokuga Word Count Perfection Drabble #55)

Genfic

CU

Warning: None

Summary: Jaken bemoans his fate

Women, kami he hated them. It was bad enough when he had to deal with Rin. Now he was subject to the whims of the Lady of the West and Kagome on a full time basis. What he would give to be back with Lord Sesshoumaru.

Lord Sesshoumaru might abuse him, but he was not on call to service the Lady or take care of the very pregnant Kagome on full time basis. The Lady seemed to think he was a sex toy. It was as if she was making up for two hundred years without sex. No wonder he was was not a sex machine. If only he was a eunuch.

Kagome sent him all over Japan in search of various food cravings. In addition he had become her personal masseuse. They had tried to interest Sesshoumaru in becoming her birth coach. , but Sesshoumaru had passed on that honor despite all of Kagome's pleading and yelling. As a result over Jaken had been forced to suffer through the breathing exercises which Kagome demanded he learn.

Damn dogs and their mates. All of them were insufferable. The more Kagome whined. the further away Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha seemed to go. . The Lady had given Kagome a whistle to use to call Jaken when she wanted something. All day long it was whistle from the Lady for sex. whistle from Kagome to rub her feet or bring her something to eat. .

He tried hiding. He tried pretending he did not hear the whistle. Sooner or later the guards, Kagome or the Lady would find him and drag him away kicking and screaming. To think he had once been a leader of a great army. Now he was reduced to being a love slave and Kagome's personal go-fer.