-_- still not asleep which is why I'm writing this lame ass authors note.

I'm getting new glasses Friday!

I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!


Reborn had a plan, an amazing plan if he may say so himself! It was full proof; nothing was going to stop him, not even Lal fuckin' Mirch!

What may you ask is the Hitman's plan? TO GO TRICK OR TREATING! It was a week before Halloween and he was pumped that this was his year to pick what they did on that amazingly spooky night.

Last year it was Fon's choice and they ended up spending the whole night watching scary movies in his room.

The year before was Colonnello's choice and the group ended up at a costume party.

Three years ago it was Lal's turn and she made them sleep in a graveyard…that got the police to question them and their sanity…Lal's answer to their questions; "I was bored and I have these dumbasses at my disposal, if any ghosts come to life I can sacrifice them to the devil." They were kinda pissed at her for that little comment.

"That look on your face is scaring me." Fon said, poking Reborn in the cheek with the sharp part of his pencil. They were at the court yard, like usual during their lunch period.

"Shhh Fon don't touch him; he might be in hibernation…" Lal whispered harshly, stopping her friend from poking Reborn again. They were, again, getting strange looks from their fellow students…

"Can Reborn hibernate, kora?" Colonnello asked in a gentler whisper than Lal had used.

"Is Reborn a mammal?" Fon asked.

"Are you Asian?" Lal asked him. Fon nodded. "There's your answer right there Fon; Reborn can hibernate."

"Reborn's a bear, kora?" Colonnello asked, tilting his head to the side cutely.

Lal sighed and slapped Colonnello, "You're so lucky you're cute." She told him, "Because seriously you're stupid."

"Thank you?" Colonnello asked, not sure if it was a compliment or an insult.

"Shut up, you're messing up my concentration!" Reborn snapped at the three.

"I didn't know you could concentrate on anything except sex," Lal snorted, pushing her tray away from her in disgust at the food that was left of her plate. She hated school food most of the time.

"There's a lot of things you don't know about me babe," Reborn winked.

"Don't call me babe, I hate pet names." Lal snapped, picking something up from Fon's plate and throwing it at Reborn. He caught it with ease and threw it at a senior. "Well, he looks pissed." Lal said, tilting her head to the side so that she could get a better look at the pissed off senior.

The senior marched over to their table. "Which one of you freshmeat threw that at me?" He asked, glaring at the four.

"Guilty as a serial killer," Lal sang raising her hand.

"Who says stuff like that?" Fon asked her with a confused look on his face. Never had he heard someone say that before.

"I do," Lal said shamelessly. The two began to get into a playful argument with the senior just standing there being ignored.

"What am I chopped liver?" The senior asked.

"No, he is." Lal said, pointing to Colonnello.

Colonnello glared and punched her arm. "Oi, don't talk to your future husband like that, kora." He said as he dodged her many punches.

"Ignore them, they fight all the time. I keep telling them they need to fuck and get it over with." Reborn told the senior, who was standing there awkwardly wondering if it coming over to the group of freshmen was really worth it… "So what can we do for you, minus you obviously being pissed about Lally throwing food at you?"

"If you want a fight Lal's always in the mood for a good fight." Fon smiled innocently.

"I-I can't beat up a girl." He said, looking down at Lal.

Lal looked up at him "Innocently" and blinked a few times. "Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I can't kick your ass." She matched her 'innocent' look with an 'innocent' smile.

"What's going on over here?" Iemitsu asked, striding over acting cool. "Lal, what have I told you about getting into fights with random people?" He chastised teasingly.

"That it's perfectly okay and that I'm allowed to do whatever I want because you aren't the boss of me." Lal said in a sweet voice.

"Hey Lal, whose the blond guy?" Reborn asked, pointing to Iemitsu.

"I'm her boyfriend!" Iemitsu said, sitting in the spot next to Lal and wrapping an arm around her.

Colonnello looked like he was about to kill Iemitsu. "No kora, no you aren't I am! Tell him Lal, kora!" He turned to Lal.

Lal simply took a sip of her iced coffee and only felt slightly bad when she saw Colonnello's soul leave his body. "We aren't dating moron, we're just co-workers. He pretty much just bugs me while I'm trying to do the mountain of work that Alaude has me doing all the time." Lal told them, pushing Iemitsu off of her. "What do you even want? You hardly ever come and bug me at school."

"Alright listen, Daemon Spade and I are planning a party." Iemitsu said when Colonnello's soul returned to his body.

"What kind of party and when," Reborn asked, hoping that it wouldn't overlap with his super mega awesome plans.

"Halloween party, stroke of midnight, at the CEDEF headquarters," Iemitsu said in a low voice.

"How are you going to keep Alaude from finding out?" Fon chuckled.

"That's where Daemon comes in," Iemitsu said. "He's going to throw a party for the students here and of course Alaude is going to go to that party to make sure that no one does anything stupid, and while he's there we're going to be throwing our own private party at the CEDEF." He smiled proud of his master plan that had taken months to plan out with Daemon.

"Wait, does that mean we finally get to see where Lal works kora? She won't tell us where she works!" Colonnello said.

"I don't show you where I work for a reason, and that reason is because; I DON'T TRUST YOU!" Lal screamed in his face.

"Do you really think Alaude won't check the video camera's though?" Reborn asked, ignoring the bickering 'couple'.

"Oregano has that all taken care of…Turmeric is even helping out! He's bringing the drinks!" Iemitsu said grinning like a maniac. "But you young lady aren't allowed to have anything with alcohol, you're still a miner after all." He teased tapping Lal on the nose.

"I will be in a few months," Lal grumbled. She turned to the senior. "Why are you still here? You want a dog treat or something?"

The senior opened his mouth, closed it, and then left confused about everything that just happened.

"I just remembered its Reborn's turn to decide what we do for Halloween." Fon said gently remembering that they take turns planning what they do for the oh so special holiday.

"What do you have planned this year Reborn kora?" Colonnello asked.

"I've decided not to go hard on you this year; I just want to go trick or treating." Reborn said childishly. "We will bring Elizabeth as well, but we're most likely just going to drop her off at Nicole's house."

"That's it, really. Come on even Fon's idea was cooler than your idea kora!" Colonnello laughed.

"I don't know it sounds pretty awesome to me." Iemitsu said with a troll like face.

"You aren't going trick or treating with us old man!" Lal snapped, throwing a roll at his face. "You're so lucky that I'm bound by contract to go with you."

Iemitsu raised an eyebrow, "Did she say 'bound by contract'?" He asked.

"Reborn made us sign a contract saying that we had to spend every major holiday together." Fon, Lal, and Colonnello said in unison.

"Wow that sucks." Iemitsu chuckled.

"No, what sucks is that I'm out of mangos." Lal said, stealing one of Colonnello's fruits. He made a weak protest and began to play with her hair.

Iemitsu chuckled at the group of freshmen. "You're an odd group, you know that?" He asked.

"We're odd because normal is boring." Fon said, smiling at the older teen.

Iemitsu decided to keep an eye on this very strange group.


I start school tomorrow…I don't want to wake up just to go to a regular English. I seriously hope they changed it.

And now my mom's bitching because I tend to sleep in during the summer. Obviously she's forgotten that I wake up at five am in the morning 90% of the time during the school year!

And now my "Friend" Steven won't stop texting me and I thought by now that he would get I'm not much for texting...