KittyKatEmo: Hello friends!

DeadlyFlower: Friends? You?

KKE: Oh shut up!

DF: You have me addicted to 'Welcome to the Black Parade.'

Amy: You cannot deny it – MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE ROCK!!

KKE: Indeed they do! I listen to that song SO many times yesterday, and I still love it!

DF: That is only because you were making an AMV.

KKE: I know, but we're not here to talk about that! I'm here to write a random chapter inspired by a dream I had! Call me sad, but I found it funny!

Jen: Chapter 50: Body switching.

Lloyd rolled over on his bed and then proceeded to fall out. He slowly opened his eyes and looked around him, then confusion followed.

"Huh? I don't remember going to sleep here..." he mumbled to himself.

"Kratos, you okay?" Anna yawned, looking over the bed. Lloyd's eyes snapped open and he turned around, seeing his mother on the bed above him.

"What the hell?!" he blinked and looked at himself. "YAHHHHHHHH!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" he screamed at the top of his lungs, then flinched.

"W-Woah! My voice!" he cried, then ran over to a mirror and saw Kratos' reflection staring back at him. Then the door opened and he saw himself looking straight at him. Anna stared at them both, utterly confused.

"Judging from your scream, I think it's safe to say you noticed," the Lloyd at the door said. And he sounded very mature, not like Lloyd at all.

"What do you mean?! I'm NOT dreaming?!" Lloyd gaped.

"Lloyd, you and I appear to have switched bodies. And this isn't the first time this has happened to me, I'm going to kill that bitch." At this point, Anna would have strangled Lloyd for using bad words, but she was still wondering what was going on.

"Kratos?" Anna blinked, looking at Lloyd, who was at the door.

"That's right. And Lloyd would be over there," he said, pointing at himself.

"Wait, so... You're serious?! We've switched bodies?" Lloyd-in-Kratos' body gaped.

"Correct."

"Um... How?"

"Jen," Kratos sighed, slapping his forehead.

"You called," his little sister grinned, appearing at the door.

"...I hate you," Kratos glared.

"Wow! It worked! And I didn't think I'd ever see the glare of death from Lloyd, even if it is you! And I love you too bro!" Jen laughed.

"Why did you do it Jen?" Lloyd asked.

"Why not? And Kratos, you sound so innocent! That's not like you at all! Hey Lloyd, how does it feel being in that body! Kratos! Don't you just want him out?" When Jen was talking to Lloyd, she looked at Kratos-in-Lloyd's body, vice versa when talking to Lloyd-in-Kratos' body.

"YOU'RE CONFUSING ME!!" Lloyd cried, scratching his forehead manically, leaving Jen and Anna in stitches and Kratos extremely embarrassed.

"Geez, that was funny. Anyway-" she began, before being throttled by Kratos.

"CHANGE US BACK! NOW!!" he roared. Jen kicked him in the nuts and smiled. Kratos-in-Lloyd's body was crippled with pain on the floor.

"At midnight tonight, you shall return to your respective bodies! Until then, have fun!"

"How are we supposed to have fun?! This is freaky!!" Lloyd groaned.

"Might I suggest you try acting more... Kratos-like?" Anna said, trying to keep in the laughter.

"What?" Lloyd blinked.

"Well, you have to be one another for today. And I don't think anyone will believe you if you tell them Jen magically put you in each other's bodies. So... act like each other." There was a brief silence in the room as Kratos and Lloyd stared at each other in each other's bodies.

"You want me to act like an arrogant, tight-assed prick?"

"You want me to act like an immature, retarded dumbass?" both guys asked in unison.

"AHAHAHAHA!!" Jen screamed with laughter, while Anna did her best not to.

"Come here," Kratos glared. Jen stopped laughing and froze in terror.

"Uh..." Jen stammered, backing away from him.

"Come here," Kratos said again, beginning to walk up to her.

"I, um, have to... GO!!" she cried, and ran away.

"GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!" Kratos roared, and ran after her.

"Why is this happening?..." Lloyd whined, slumping into a chair. Anna got out of bed, grinning to herself.

"You know, I think you're really going to make me laugh today. Kratos is usually so composed and cool. And very serious about everything. But now I'm seeing him squirming and-" Anna stopped talking when they heard something smash.

"Oh god..." she paled, and ran off to find Kratos and Jen. And when she found them, she'd seen that Jen had run into Rebecca. Rebecca had been carrying a whole load of plates and she'd dropped them.

"Oh geez," Rebecca sighed, clearing up.

"S-Sorry about that! I was running for my life. Kr- uh... Lloyd was trying to kill me," Jen nervously grinned, scratching the back of her head.

"I was actually off to throw these away, so don't worry about it," Rebecca smiled, picking up the fragments. Jen let out a small sigh of relief, but then she remembered Kratos was behind her and once again ran for her life, and Kratos ran after her again.

"Do those 2 always fight like that?" Rebecca asked, laughing to herself.

"U-Um... Y-Yeah! All the time!" Anna quickly replied, and then dragged Lloyd out of the house with her.

"Hey Kratos, make sure you bring her back!" Rebecca called as they left. Lloyd had already forgotten whose body he was in, and so he didn't respond.

After about 20 minutes of chasing her through the streets of Luin, Kratos finally managed to catch Jen and proceeded to hold her head under the water at the fountain. Then Jen stopped struggling and lay completely motionless.

"Don't play dead with me," he growled, pulling her out of the water. Jen still didn't move. Kratos got slightly nervous, but then kicked her in the ribs and she let out a scream.

"Well, at least you've stopped drowning me," she grinned, rubbing her side.

"You're lucky I won't truly demolish you," Kratos sighed, sitting down next to her.

"You know, it's kinda funny hearing those words come out of Lloyd's mouth."

"First Mithos, now Lloyd. Why do you keep doing this?"

"This only the second time in 4000 years I've done this! And you have to admit, it was pretty funny when I switched you and Mithos around," Jen laughed, conjuring up some memories. Kratos was doing the same, and couldn't help laughing to himself as he remembered.

"I'll admit it was funny. Actually, it was hilarious. But this time it's not so funny. You've switched me with my son. I don't know how freaked out he is about waking up next to his mother." Jen froze. Her face looked blank and she was motionless. Kratos waved his hand in front of her eyes and the side of her mouth twitched, then her lips curled into a smile.

"AHAHAHAHA!! I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT!! The things I do! They're priceless!" Jen giggled, resulting in Kratos throttling her again.

"You're really enjoying this, aren't you?" he huffed, releasing her.

"Now this is the big brother I remember!" Jen smiled. Kratos paused and looked at her.

"Don't tell me that's why you did this?"

"Huh?"

"We both know I was just like Lloyd when I was his age. So you put Lloyd in my body to see me act like him?"

"You've caught me red handed!" she smirked. Kratos would have given her a hug, but because he was Lloyd for the day, he didn't dare.

"Listen, I know you miss the past, but I can't be that person anymore. I'm not 17 years old anymore. God knows how old I am now... But seriously, it's not clever."

"I know that! I promised myself I wouldn't do it, but... I guess I lied to myself. Besides, it's just for one day! You'll be back to normal by tomorrow!" Jen begged, not wanting to break the magic. Kratos sighed and gave his sister his wish. Now she would have given him a hug, but she knew that if people saw her hugging Lloyd, they would wonder of something had happened.

"Lloyd! Jen!" came a voice from behind. Jen saw Colette waving at them, and kicked Kratos to wave back.

"H-Hey Colette!" Kratos gave a big Lloyd-smile, making Jen snicker.

"How are you both this morning?" she asked, coming over.

"Um, different. But we're okay," Kratos answered, wondering what the hell to do.

"I, uh... I don't mean to butt in or anything, but Jen, do you mind if I talk to Lloyd?" Colette asked.

"Sure! See you later guys!" Jen waved, and ran away. Kratos almost grabbed her to make her stay, but then realised it was probably better if he didn't react.

Anna stuck with Lloyd, who had decided he wasn't going to speak to anyone because they would know something was up. Lloyd and Kratos' speaking habits were completely different. Kratos knew how to be Lloyd, but Lloyd had no idea how to be Kratos.

"Just hang in there!" Anna whispered, hoping that if Lloyd remained silent until midnight everything would be alright.

"ANNA! KRATOS!!" Zelos called, with Seles following him. Lloyd jumped, and then began to get VERY nervous.

"H-Hi guys!" Anna waved, deciding to handle the situation.

"I need your help! There's this play I've been reading through and I'd like you both to act it out!"

"What kind of play?" Anna asked.

"Don't worry about that! Just come with me! Oh, and we need Lloyd too! So let's track him down and get started!!" Zelos said, and dragged the pair off with him. Lloyd was now praying for relief.

'Shoot Zelos... Please...' he squirmed. It seemed like Zelos had completely forgotten he was sick with some funky illness. Perhaps that was what he was trying to do.

While Zelos was trying to track down 'Lloyd', Kratos was with Colette. She had been talking about all sorts of things and Kratos' attention span had now switched off. He has a very LONG attention span, so that tells you something! He now had a death wish and vowed to slaughter Jen the next time he saw her.

"By the way Lloyd..." and she whispered something into Kratos' ear. I would tell you what she said but, uh... Let's just say I'm sure you can use your imagination. Kratos choked on air and blushed bright red and what Colette had just whispered, wondering how much of a relationship his son had built with this girl. He also wondered how Colette, the Chosen of Regeneration who wasn't anything like Zelos, came to know of the things she spoke of.

"Ha... I see..." he stammered, knowing he'd have to tell Lloyd what Colette had said.

"What's wrong Lloyd?" Colette asked. Kratos paused and began to wonder about Lloyd and Colette's relationship since it was beginning to sound like it was more serious than they were letting on.

"I'm sorry Colette, I think I'll need to talk to you tomorrow, after my dad murders his sister." That was the best response Kratos could think of without giving anything away. Colette being Colette didn't question what had just been said and just giggled.

"So not tonight?" Colette smiled.

"N-No..." Kratos blushed, wishing for a way out of this. And along it walked, in the shape of a man with long hair, his younger sister, his wife and his body currently inhabited by his son.

"Hey Colette and Lloyd! We've got Anna and Kratos to rehearse a play with me! Would you like to see it?" Zelos grinned.

"Yeah, okay!" Colette smiled, however Kratos had other thoughts.

"Kratos, where's Jen?" he asked Lloyd. Lloyd flinched and answered.

"P-Perhaps we should... look for her?" he stuttered, feeling very nervous.

"Lloyd, why so interested in Jen's location?" Seles asked, as he had never asked for her before.

"I thought it was strange that she wasn't with Kratos for once," Kratos replied, beginning to feel silly.

"Sup losers?" Jen called, walking over.

"Hey Jen! You're just in time! We're going to have Kratos and Anna rehearse a scene in a play! So without further ado, let's get this show on the road!" Zelos shouted, and magically transformed the area into what looked like a chapel.

"Dearly beloved-" Zelos started, and that was all it took for Jen to stop everything.

"HANG ON A SECOND HERE!! You're rehearsing a wedding scene?"

"Yes, that's right."

"W-Will they have to... kiss?" Jen asked, getting nervous. She was enjoying seeing Kratos and Lloyd in each other's bodies, but there was a limit to how far things could go. She despised incest and even if Lloyd was in Kratos' body, it was going to look wrong to her.

"Of course!" Lloyd and Anna almost fainted and Kratos' mind snapped.

"NO WAY!!" Kratos roared. "I don't want to see my folks kiss! It's sick!" He was saying that, but if you replace 'folks' with 'wife and son' then you get what he really said.

"Fine, don't watch. Let us contin-"

"ZELOS!! LOOK OVER THERE! SHEENA'S NAKED!!" Jen screamed, pointing behind him.

"WHERE?!" When he turned around, Jen smacked him over the head and he was knocked out cold.

"Why did you do that?" Seles asked, walking over to see if her brother was still alive.

"Ah... Ahahaha!! N-No reason! Kratos, Lloyd, Anna, we go now..." she mumbled, taking them away. Kratos had other plans. He drew his sword.

"Get over here," he glared.

"N-No, seriously! Let's go!"

"Well said," Kratos said, and swung his sword at her head.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Jen screamed, and ran away. Kratos ran after her. Of course, he wasn't literally going to kill her, he just wanted to scare her.

"What's going on today? Lloyd was acting really weird earlier when I was talking to him..." Colette sighed, wondering why 'Lloyd' was running around trying to kill Jen.

"What... did you tell him?" Lloyd slowly asked, wondering what Colette had told Kratos.

"Um... Nothing!" she blushed, looking to one side. Lloyd went bright red and knew exactly what Colette had told his father.

"Right..." Lloyd mumbled, drew his sword and saw Jen running his way.

"I'LL KILL YOU!!" Lloyd screamed, then everyone stared at them. They could tell something was wrong as both Kratos and Lloyd wanted Jen's blood, regardless of which body they were in. Anna just stood there and tried to keep herself joining in. Jen had raised hell today, and she knew she was going to pay, eventually.

5 minutes before midnight...

Jen was still alive, but completely exhausted since she'd spent most of the afternoon running away from Lloyd and Kratos, then she ran into Shuya and asked him to hide her, which he did. Then she got found again and had to run. ANYWAY, they were now back at Anna's family's house and awaiting midnight. Lloyd and Kratos were both sitting a room staring at the clock. And when it finally hit the hour, they both fell asleep.

"Is that normal?" Anna blinked, staring at them.

"Yep. Now we just wait until morning, good night!"

"Hey, wait!" In those few seconds, Jen had run out of the house to go and see someone. She went to meet Shuya.

"Ready?" he asked.

"Let's get this over with!" she said, and they went off together. And no, it was not for sex! This means YOU, DeadlyFlower! (A/N: DF: Ignore her. KKE: Hehehe!!).

Morning

"YES!! I'M BACK!!" Lloyd cheered from his room after he'd woken up. Kratos was also awake and in total relief.

"Thank goodness! I can finally do this!" Anna said, and kissed Kratos.

"Thank you Anna," he mumbled, and cleared his throat.

"Jen, don't EVER do anything like this again!" Lloyd threatened her with a knife in his hand.

"Fine..." she sighed.

"Where did you go last night?" Anna asked.

"I asked Shuya to show me how to do something. It was training I guess."

"Oh, okay!"

"U-Uh, Kratos, d-did Colette tell you something... weird?" Lloyd stammered, how more terrified then he had been the day before. Kratos walked over and whispered exactly what had been said to him.

"O-Oh... DAMN!!" he shouted, then blushed when he saw Kratos' face.

"Please don't tell anyone..."

"I'll forget she said it..." Kratos smiled.

KKE: WOO! Chapter over! An insanely random situation, but I felt compelled to do it! I

dreamed that me and a friend switched bodies, so I thought 'hey, why not?'

DF: Did you do Kratos and Lloyd because of that video you made?

KKE: Pretty much. Otherwise I would have done Anna and Jen.

Jen: DON'T YOU DARE!!

Amy: I don't think you have any right to say that after the hell you raised in this chapter.

Jen: Well... Whatever!

KKE: Thank you to those suggesting names for the baby girl!

DF: Me and Kat are having a teensy bit of trouble deciding which one we like the best.

KKE: There are 4 we like: Yuki, Alexis, Seren and Jessica. So please tell us which you think sounds best!

DF: Yuki Aurion

Jen: Alexis Aurion

Amy: Seren Aurion

KKE: Or Jessica Aurion. Tell us what you think!

Amy: Please review!

Jen: Thanks for reading!

KKE: See y'all soon!