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Episode 53: French Fries

This episode is dedicated to The Ram 94, who gave me the idea. And yes, this is based on a SNL sketch with Chris Farley (RIP)

Owen, Harold and Alejandro were at Burger Fool, eating french fries and burgers.

"I just LOVE french fries!" Owen is snacking on a mouthful of fries.

"If you love them so much, why don't you marry them?" Alejandro is being an ass again.

"That is a fantastic idea!" Owen goes over to the egg toy machine, pops in a quarter, and gets a toy ring. He goes back to his seat, and sees Harold eating one of his fries. "Dude!"

"WHAT?" Harold almost pees himself.

"I saw you! Trying to steal my girl away from me!" Owen grabs his fries.

"Dude, those fries are for the 3 of us! In fact, I paid for em!" Harold glares at Owen.

"Yes, Owen. Are we not also allowed fries?" Alejandro gives Owen a look.

"No! My fries are my love and joy!" Owen begins eating the fries again. "I'm gonna marry them!"

"The only thing YOU are gonna marry is your own poo at this rate! You're eating your fiancee!" Harold laughs at Owen.

"My darlings, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Owen falls to the floor, weeping. Duncan walks past this scenario.

"What's with Owen?" Duncan asks.

"He's mourning the death of his fiancee." Alejandro hangs his head in mourning. "French woman."

"Wow, Owen, my condolences." Duncan pats him on the shoulder.

"She was a little...cheap, if ya know what I mean." Harold smirks. "I mean, she didn't have a LOT going for her."

"She could have used more salt." Alejandro smirks.

"Oh, my darling fries..." Owen weeps some more.

Episode 53 ½: A joke

Hi, my name is Sierra, and I am here to rant. My rant is about Second Life.

Second Life is a cool, awesome game where I...uh...have...sex? Wait a second, is that ALL there is to Second Life? Is Second Life just a sex site where people have all kinds of sex? I mean, sure I like sex, but dude! There's got to be MORE to Second Life! I mean, I was promised airplanes, boats, and dancing on Second Life! Is sex really all that people use Second Life for? Oh my God, then it's true! The Internet really IS for porn!

(Grab your dick and double click to porn, porn, PORN!)