So I'm late, but I have a song for you guys!
Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la! Tis the season to be updated, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
...That's all I got.
Chapter 51: The Avie Awards, Part 1
Fyre was standing in her dressing room, wearing a frilly red dress, with her hair up in a fancy bun. She was wearing two inch tall high-heeled shoes (which she had already tripped over three times), and was wearing makeup.
In other words, she wasn't happy.
But, her sister didn't understand that, or maybe she did and just wanted to torture Fyre. Fyre gagged at the mirror, which seemed to be laughing at her. Though that might have been Summer, who was standing behind Fyre, laughing at her. Maybe.
She sighed and turned around to face her friend. "What do you want, Summer?" she asked, tugging furiously at her ponytail, causing some of her hair to fall into her face. She furrowed her eyebrow, then blew her hair until it stayed off of her forehead. When it fell back again, she was tempted to cut it off with a spoon. Panakin wouldn't let her have knives.
Panakin came into the room. "Ah, revenge!" She cried, looking at Fyre's red dress. She then gripped Fyre's arm and yanked her into the main room.
Fyre frowned. "Why's it so hot in here?" she asked, toying with her skirt. The frills were maddening.
"Summer's cold," Panakin said. After hearing some snickers from Fyre, she turned to her, her glare like a couple of bolts of lightning. "It is in some places! Like..like Antarctica, where our wonderful friends the penguins roam."
"Nice," Fyre commented, making her way to the podium where she and Summer would be hosting. Summer walked into the room, toying with her yellow dress. She smiled a mile wide, which Fyre found incredibly irritating.
The Cabbage Merchant looked at the girls from behind the camera. "We're live," he said, turning on the camera.
The girls were too busy fighting to notice. "Look, I'm just saying it's not fair that Jiao-Jie gets to wear capris and I have to wear a skirt!" Fyre shouted, tugging her skirt. Summer giggled happily, looking like a five-year-old girl.
Panakin smirked evilly. "I love revenge! It's more fuuuun!" she called, mimicking Actor Iroh.
"I like papayas, but you don't see me putting them on as clothing!" Jiao-Jie said, tying her shoe. He white tennis shoes were decorated with sparkles and paint (The warehouse is actually boring, okay?) Compared to Fyre's high-heels, Fyre was jealous.
Passion, from her seat behind the tech booth, looked up at her friends. "Papaya clothing...only in FGTC," she said, hitting the 'Papaya' button. Katara began to shriek wildly from backstage.
"YOU'RE LIVE," about ten voices shrieked. Fyre's Fangirls turned to a collection of chairs right next to the stage. There sat some of Fyre's reviewers, chained to their chairs and looking rather annoyed. Fyre raised an eyebrow.
"O-kay," she said. Then, she and Summer discovered that they were live, so they leapt to the podium. "Welcome to the Avie Awards!" Fyre said, giving an infomercial smile. "Avie is short for Avatar, and my name's Fyre," she said randomly.
Summer rubbed her temples. "She means that my name is Summer, and we are about to start dishing out awards! These have been pre-planned, so no voting was involved. The categories are 'Most M Rated Moment', 'Not as Big a Jerk as you Could Have Been Award', and 'Worst Father in the history of fathers'."
Fyre smiled. "And FMG is our official Award-giver-outer, so BEWARE!"
Summer turned to Passion. "Just play the clips."
Winners:
Most M Rated Moment:
The clip showed the one I think everyone is thinking about at this moment.
'Zuko walked into Sokka's tent, to see with horror Sokka not wearing a shirt. He also had a rose in his mouth. "Well Helllloooo – ZUKO!" Sokka screamed in shock. He swallowed the rose and began to cough like mad.'
Zuko walked out miserably onto the stage, and the audience began to go wild. Sokka walked out as well, waving to the people with a giant grin on his face. Foaming Mouth Guy began to go mental, grabbing two Fyre-heads and handing them to the boys in front of him. Zuko snatched his quickly.
"I hate that scene," He grumbled.
Fyre began to cheer happily, going as mental as Foaming Mouth Guy. Zuko just glared at her and shook his head. Summer smirked, knowing Zuko would grow to appreciate their Award show.
Not as Big a Jerk as you could have been Award:
'"Hello, Zuko here. But I guess you probably already know me, sort of. So, the thing is I have a lot of Firebending experience, and I'm considered to be pretty good at it. Well you've seen me. You know when I was attacking you? Yeah, I guess I should apologize for that. But anyways, I'm good now. I mean I thought I was good before but now I realized I was bad. But anyways, I think it's time I joined your group and taught the Avatar Firebending."'
Zuko grabbed his other award from Foaming Mouth Guy's hand, which was now covered in foam and drool.
He turned to Fyre. "Oh, I hate you."
Fyre smiled happily. "I know, Zuzu."
Worst Father in the History of Fathers: Ozai
'The clip showed Ozai and Zuko's Agni Kai, Ozai's aiming a bolt of lightning at Zuko, Ozai's attacking of Aang, Ozai's overall evilness, and then there was one of those weird high-pitched evil crackles.'
Ozai looked very...amused. "Um, okay..." he said, staring in horror at the screen.
Foaming Mouth Guy began to do the worm, balancing Ozai's award on his jumping spine. The award – covered in mouth foam and saliva – bounced into the air and hit Ozai over the head, rendering him unconscious.
"Wooooow," Fyre said, poking Ozai with her foot.
Summer sighed. "Okay, so I have a couple of lists because your insane reviewers – no offense – don't seem to understand ice," She said, motioning over to a couple of confused reviewers standing over a glass of ice.
Summer's Lists:
How to Qualify for an Avie:
1. Write a good, grammatically correct, original story (Original meaning not been done thirty-billion times)
2. Tell someone to send Fyre a PM or review about your story (You cannot nominate yourself)
3. That person must include your PenName, The Story Title, Story Rating, what category the story is being nominated for, and the basic plot of the story.
4. Fyre will most likely read the first chapter of each story, then pick her three favorites. Those three will be the finalists.
5. Keep reading to find out if you won!
"Why are you so encouraging?" Fyre asked, tugging furiously at her hair. More of her long bangs fell from the ponytail holder and pitifully fell in front of her face. She growled at the pieces of hair, then began to attack them furiously with a Fyre-Head.
Summer watched in absolute awe. "Uh, Fyre?" Fyre was too 'busy' sawing into her hair with a barbie to hear her. Summer whacked her forehead. "Okay, never mind. I think I'm just gonna write another list, okay? Okay."
How to Vote for an Avie:
1. As soon as Fyre posts the finalists, review and vote for your favorites
2. You cannot vote for yourself
3. You may vote ONCE per category per review. You can review separate chapters with your vote, too.
Next Category to vote for:
Cliff Hanger: Crossroads of Destiny, Sozin's Comet: Into the Inferno, The Winter Solstice: Part 1
Aang Moment: "Will you go Penguin-sledding with me?", 'Swirly Air thing in the desert – Katara calms him down', 'ENERGYBENDING!'
"So...that's it," Summer said, finishing reading the paper. She handed it to Fyre, who had succeeded in getting the Fyre-head tangled in her hair. Her bangs now looked like Fyre's body. She also looked like she was about to kill her dress. "Do you think we're supposed to do something creative?"
Fyre shrugged. "Eh...a challenge, perhaps?" She turned to the audience of reviewers, who were leaning forward. "So...Christmas is coming up..."
"It's July," Summer commented.
Fyre glared. "Be quiet. Anyways, when Christmas does get here, I had a weird dream about the song Rudolph and Appa and Zuko and Momo...and I think Iroh was Santa. Anyways, what about classic Christmas stories, like Rudolph, Frosty, Scrooge, and Grinch, and make them with the Avatar characters? An-and we could publish them all on one day, like December 27. And we could call it 'Happy Fyre-days!"
Summer stared at her in awe, before shrugging her off. "Okay. You're the creativity freak."
Fyre turned to her audience. "I...guess that's it. This whole chapter has been like a giant Author's Note, but whatever."
Summer frowned. "Great. Now the real Author's Note will be a let-down."
Author's Note: You're evil, Summer.
Remember to vote for the Categories, and nominate the others I mentioned last time! I guess that's it! Bye! Exclamation mark!
