A/N: Thanks everyone for your reviews! :D I really wanna get to 200 reviews so you're helping me :) Cause the more reviews I get the more I know people like it :D
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Okay so in this story we're pretending it's April Fool's day...
By the way your requests are all half finished! Just need to finish them!
So, enjoy!
Chapter fifty: Craft Knife.
General POV.
Valkyrie and Tanith peeked around the corner and noticed Skulduggery sitting in his favorite chair, meditating.
Giving each other evil glances, they crept back out to go looking for a craft knife.
When they found one, they snuck back into the room and over to Skulduggery.
"D'you think he'll feel this?" Valkyrie asked, opening the craft knife.
"Nah he's doesn't feel anything when he's meditating." Tanith replied, grinning at what they were about to do.
Valkyrie started to carve the word into his head and then snuck out.
Two hours later.
"Do you think I have stupid written across my head or something?!" Skulduggery said, gesturing madly with his hands.
Valkyrie and Tanith sniggered.
"Yes." They both said in union.
Skulduggery opened his mouth and was about to say something when he paused.
"Oh god. Another bloody prank isn't it?!" He said, doing a face-palm. "You two are after writing stupid on my head in permenant marker or something aren't you?"
Skulduggery waited for an answer but they just dissolved into hysterics.
He sighed and went into the bathroom.
They heard him swear.
"You carved it on my forehead?! Was that really necessary?!" He yelled angrily.
Skulduggery walked into the medical bay and Kenspeckle took one look at his head and started to chuckle to himself.
"Can you fix it?" Skulduggery growled.
"No." Kenspeckle said.
"Why not?!"
"Because it amuses me."
Two days later, Skulduggery walked into China's library and noticed a new picture on the wall.
It was Skulduggery sitting in a chair, meditating, with the word 'STUPID' written across his forehead.
"Valkyrie!!" He roared down the stairs.
No wonder she wanted to stay in the car, he thought.
A/N: Wasn't one of my best but sure what can ya do.
It was inspired by me doing this to my dad with permenant marker when I was younger and the other day I cut myself with a craft knife by accident:L
Anyway hope yous liked it:)
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Violet Rayne.
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