Sure enough, a battle seems to be starting nearby, though not with the fighters that were expected. JirZlommFister is seen flying through the air, gasping in disbelief as he holds out his hand and sees his own neon purple blood. He looks back up as Godbando, with a glowing orange aura surrounding him, slowly approaches.
"Accept that my product is superior or perish." orders Godbando.
"Never ever never, not in your wildest dreams!" yells JirZlommFister, charging up his mechanical gauntlets and punching Godbando in the chest so hard that he pukes up an entire turkey. Godbando stares into JirZlommFister's eyes, a deep rage visible within. He tackles JirZlommFister and begins pummeling him until he is eventually knocked off by a massive punch. Meanwhile, P-Nut appears through a portal, dragging with him a mutilated corpse of some kind of heavenly door. P-Nut begins chopping up the door with an axe, and then rips off the still intact wings and attaches them to himself to become W-Nut, taking the handle of the door and pocketing it for good measure.
Godbando and JirZlommFister continue duking it out, but their brawl is interrupted by a laser attack from none other than Golden Freezy Puff, back and crueler than ever! It seems that Freezy Puff was somehow revived, and began manufacturing a powerful fluid known as egleum. Egleum is a highly corrosive fluid that can only be contained by the barrel and other heavily reinforced containers. To demonstrate his powers, Golden Freezy dumps the liquid erasure on his arm and isn't even corroded by it. His hole does still hurt, though, but that's about it. Golden Freezy begins to join the fight, but then turns and sees Suicidal Stanley and decides he will take this opportunity to torture him. Golden Freezy starts shooting egleum at Suicidal Stanley, who begins rolling in it and hoping to die, but the corrosion isn't destroying any of his vitals. Golden Freezy angrily begins stomping on Stanley to try and break his bones, but it doesn't work.
As he grows ever more frustrated, Golden Freezy flies up and goes full power, becoming strong enough to surpass the gods.
"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!" screeches Golden Freezy, unleashing his God Defying Rule Breaker Death Ball on Stanley, causing an explosion two octillion eight hundred forty seven septillion nine hundred sixty three sextillion two hundred fifty nine quintillion six hundred twenty nine quadrillion five hundred eighty two trillion seven hundred fifty eight billion five hundred seventy nine million two hundred seventy five thousand three hundred fifty two times stronger than two hundred forty one million seven hundred ninety eight thousand seven hundred twenty four nuclear explosions, but of course condensed down in radius. After the smoke clears, Suicidal Stanley is still standing there, and God of Bullshit fixes all the damage done to the terrain. Golden Freezy screams in rage.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU MADE OF?" he yells, trying to snap Stanley's neck without success. "Why don't you just have that time travelling assassin kill you in the past?!" Golden Freezy angrily asks, to which Stanley responds that he didn't want to die until a couple thousand years after he made the wish. Meanwhile, W-Nut begins the construction of a legendary boat, which he knows will be a long and slow process, but worth it for how much power he could gain. Suicidal Stanley looks through his Premium Toolbelt for help, but finds nothing for this situation, since the Premium Toolbelt was weakened by having multiple created during the wish. Instead of having everything except for that one thing, it now has everything except for a select few things, one of which happens to be something that can kill immortal beings.
The Oiler's eyes suddenly snap open, and he bursts out from his grave and sneaks up behind Vlodemort, putting him in a headlock and oiling his bald head vigorously. Vlodemort panics and tries to stab The Oiler, but his V-Knife fails to reach its target. The Oiler snaps Vlodemort's neck, pointing his shiny head into the sky and covering part of it to make a 'w' shaped signal appear. Godbando slips his way into JirZlommFister's elbow, before breaking free and causing JirZlommFister to lose more of his precious fluids. Golden Freezy arrives back on the scene and provides the other fighters with an ultimatum.
"Go to sleep or I'll touch your dads." he declares. Suddenly, everyone looks up and sees Dominus throw a giant punch at Wikk-In, sending him flying so far that he gets knocked out of the Realm.
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU FUCKING SQUALCH MUNCHING NUGGET BITER SPEED RACING BOWLING BALL LOOKING MOFO!" roars Dominus, as Wikk-In arrives back on his feet recovering from the brutal assault. Wikk-In smiles, as he has been preparing this epic retort for some time.
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"You fool! Don't you realize the D'omni Kings are coming? They'll erase you like the mistake you might be!" says Golden Freezy, before being punched aside by Dominus.
"I'M NOT A MISTAKE, YOU ARE!" yells Dominus, turning back to Wikk-In and using his metalest boots to nail Wikk-In in the balls.
W-Nut stands back and admires his creation: the Mechajangler Model Z, created from the remains of the legendary S.S. Bojangler. W-Nut climbs in excitedly, but as soon as he turns on the mighty machine, it absorbs him into it, becoming the Mechajangler WZ. Empowered by this fresh blood, it bursts out of the workshop and rampages through the Realm on a path of conquest. It senses a fight in the distance, and heads towards it. Over in that very same fight, Wikk-In cries out in pain like some kind of Fruit Rollup.
"NO! I LOST‽" screams Wikk-In.
"YES YOU DIDOGUTH!" snorts Dominus, before clearing his throat to get rid of the slight Texas accent. Dominus then inhales an entire Atlantic Ocean's worth of confidence, before plunging his fingers into Wikk-In. Wikk-In squeals in agony once more.
"Why'd you do that ya big MEANIE?" whines Wikk-In, before throwing a penguin at Dominus. The penguin shatters when it hits Dominus's rock hard armor. Wikk-In can tell that regular fighting won't be enough here. He needs to try something different...
