disclaimer: disclaimed.
fandom: DCU
pairing: dick/artemis
prompt: none, because beth sucks dick—OH SNAP.
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"You are not funny," Artemis sighed.
They sat across the table from one another in a Denny's at 3AM on a Tuesday night—Wednesday morning, whatever, Dick, the sun was down and it was black outside and she was too hungry to care.
"But look, it's grinning! It's so happy to see you, Arty," Dick said, and proffered a plate of pancakes with bacon for a mouth, and a pair of fried eggs for a mouth. forget grinning—it was the ugliest thing Artemis had ever seen.
"That's uglier than you are. And don't call me that," she said.
But she was starting to smile, even if it was stupid.
